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@lardcanoe.bsky.social
UFC highlights on at the bar. And it is just clip after clip of people having seizures after being hit in the head. Jesus.
February 19, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Watching local news on tv with my kids.

Youngest: I saw this shooting on my friend’s tv last week.

Me: No. That was another mass shooting. This one happened yesterday.
February 17, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The first person to figure out how to have OpenClaw fill out forms for parents will be a bazillionaire. Just sayin'
February 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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This, basically:
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Introducing Sagents -- an open-source #ElixirLang framework for building #AI agents with human oversight, composable middleware, and real-time Phoenix LiveView integration.

Built on OTP. Each agent is a supervised GenServer.

Watch the full demo: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-14...
Sagents: Build AI Agents in Elixir with Human Oversight, SubAgents, and Real-Time Debugging
YouTube video by Mark Ericksen
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter

Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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NSA whistleblower Thomas Drake @witnessblower.net on Epstein revelations:

“It is not merely that bad people did evil and terrible things. It is that the institutions designed to prevent those things…were captured, compromised, or rendered inert.”

eyewitness-for-history.mymagic.page/the-dystopia...
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
xkcd.com/303/ Are we updating this? "My Prompt's Running"
Compiling
xkcd.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses?

People
In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:

- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown

This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The Pats may have lost but I ate so much food that I hate myself. And that’s a win in book any day.
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Made homemade French onion dip. It was amazing. Someone came later and opened a tub of French onion goop garbage next to mine. Act of war.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Just took a 20min walk so that I can feel ok consuming 5000 calories later while watching shitty AI generated ads.
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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The Birther-in-Chief's disgusting history of racism has its own page on Wikipedia.

See for yourself, here: shorturl.at/UQaXQ
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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We've only been aware of Trump's racism since a 1973 article about his real estate company refusing the rent apartments to black people, the first ever mention of his name in the NYT. That's why his Obama meme comes as a total shock. Who knew?
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I'm so used to dealing with edge cases from what's in my mind as I code; as I write the code I think of all sorts of edge cases. Almost never think of them when writing the spec and design. Treating LARGE CODE CHANGE reviews from Claude as if a Junior Dev wrote them is... hard.
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
@fly.io We don't need Sprites or phx.new. What we need is reliability. When you read posts on Reddit (etc...) about where to deploy Elixir apps, everyone always shouts to skip Fly due to reliability issues. For the love of god, just spend your engineering effort there.
phx.new |> generate a phoenix project
phx.new
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM