Land Eel
@landeel.bsky.social
Connector of dots. RBF sufferer. Kinda bitey.
The one thing on which we agree...
Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The one thing on which we agree...
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The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
![To:
Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]
From:
Sent:
Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM
Subject:
Re: florida visit?
good typing!
oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING.
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
i am tied up until aug
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM,
wrote:
You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months.
I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job.
think
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February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
Damn it. So close. Again.
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Damn it. So close. Again.
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This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
The people who love Trump are the same people who honestly cannot tell the difference between fear and respect.
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The people who love Trump are the same people who honestly cannot tell the difference between fear and respect.
My son just told me that if a large elk-shaped package gets delivered today, that it's probably the elk he ordered.
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My son just told me that if a large elk-shaped package gets delivered today, that it's probably the elk he ordered.
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To those thinking Russia is winning in Ukraine:
Imagine if when we invaded Iraq, we were almost four years into it, only occupied 20 percent, and lost a million men.
Not a soul would call that “winning.”
Imagine if when we invaded Iraq, we were almost four years into it, only occupied 20 percent, and lost a million men.
Not a soul would call that “winning.”
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
To those thinking Russia is winning in Ukraine:
Imagine if when we invaded Iraq, we were almost four years into it, only occupied 20 percent, and lost a million men.
Not a soul would call that “winning.”
Imagine if when we invaded Iraq, we were almost four years into it, only occupied 20 percent, and lost a million men.
Not a soul would call that “winning.”
Every day he lives, the world just gets worse and worse.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Every day he lives, the world just gets worse and worse.
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Omg everything is so stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Omg everything is so stupid.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Leave it to the Dems to shoot themselves in the dick. It's what they do. Every, single, time.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Leave it to the Dems to shoot themselves in the dick. It's what they do. Every, single, time.
Announcing that I will be running for President of the United States on the platform of tearing down Trump's ballroom. And, banning his presidential library. Banning anything from being named after him. And, lastly, deporting his fat ass to Uganda.
I will not run for a second term.
I will not run for a second term.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Announcing that I will be running for President of the United States on the platform of tearing down Trump's ballroom. And, banning his presidential library. Banning anything from being named after him. And, lastly, deporting his fat ass to Uganda.
I will not run for a second term.
I will not run for a second term.
I've been out of fucks for quite some time. But, now I'm also running quite low of shit as well. Very soon I will have neither fucks nor shit to give should the need arise. This could be a problem.
September 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've been out of fucks for quite some time. But, now I'm also running quite low of shit as well. Very soon I will have neither fucks nor shit to give should the need arise. This could be a problem.
Slightly diminish a band: Poking Westward
Slightly diminish a band: The Only Mostly Dead Kennedys
Slightly diminish a band: The Beach Toddlers
August 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Slightly diminish a band: Poking Westward
Slightly diminish a band: Sixdust
Slightly diminish a band: The Only Mostly Dead Kennedys
Slightly diminish a band: The Beach Toddlers
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Slightly diminish a band: Sixdust
Alice In Twine
Slightly diminish a band: The Only Mostly Dead Kennedys
Slightly diminish a band: The Beach Toddlers
August 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Alice In Twine
Yo, Death. Uh... there are literally millions of people telling you every single day who you need to visit. A couple people in particular. Yet, you keep taking the wrong people. What's your deal? You literally have one job.
July 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Yo, Death. Uh... there are literally millions of people telling you every single day who you need to visit. A couple people in particular. Yet, you keep taking the wrong people. What's your deal? You literally have one job.
But... but, her emails?
Holy shit are they desperate for anything to distract from Trump being all over the Epstein files.
Holy shit are they desperate for anything to distract from Trump being all over the Epstein files.
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨
Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Monday that the Justice Department has released documents related to the FBI's investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server.
www.newsweek.com/pam-bondi-je...
Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Monday that the Justice Department has released documents related to the FBI's investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server.
www.newsweek.com/pam-bondi-je...
Pam Bondi grants Hillary Clinton email probe request amid Epstein furor
Pam Bondi greenlit Hillary Clinton email release, praising Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley's transparency push.
www.newsweek.com
July 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
But... but, her emails?
Holy shit are they desperate for anything to distract from Trump being all over the Epstein files.
Holy shit are they desperate for anything to distract from Trump being all over the Epstein files.
It was never about deporting actual dangerous criminals.
July 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It was never about deporting actual dangerous criminals.
Fuck CBS. And fuck Paramount. You won't be getting my business again. Even if you bring back Halo.
You done fucked up bad.
You done fucked up bad.
July 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Fuck CBS. And fuck Paramount. You won't be getting my business again. Even if you bring back Halo.
You done fucked up bad.
You done fucked up bad.
So Judge and Ohtani had already left the stadium before the All-Star game was even over?
Tells me everything I need to know about those two divas.
Tells me everything I need to know about those two divas.
July 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
So Judge and Ohtani had already left the stadium before the All-Star game was even over?
Tells me everything I need to know about those two divas.
Tells me everything I need to know about those two divas.
Start a war.
Have your friend join the war.
Stop the war.
Nominate your friend for a Nobel Peace prize.
Genius.
If he wins that thing, I'm, becoming a nihilist. Because absolutely nothing matters anymore.
Have your friend join the war.
Stop the war.
Nominate your friend for a Nobel Peace prize.
Genius.
If he wins that thing, I'm, becoming a nihilist. Because absolutely nothing matters anymore.
July 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Start a war.
Have your friend join the war.
Stop the war.
Nominate your friend for a Nobel Peace prize.
Genius.
If he wins that thing, I'm, becoming a nihilist. Because absolutely nothing matters anymore.
Have your friend join the war.
Stop the war.
Nominate your friend for a Nobel Peace prize.
Genius.
If he wins that thing, I'm, becoming a nihilist. Because absolutely nothing matters anymore.
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If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
July 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to