Land Eel
@landeel.bsky.social
Connector of dots. RBF sufferer. Kinda bitey.
In reading the replies to this, I am of the sense that many people view politics as being about who can scream the loudest and be the most pure on whatever their pet issue may be.
This explains how we end up with a majority not voting, and the worst possible human being as president.
This explains how we end up with a majority not voting, and the worst possible human being as president.
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
In reading the replies to this, I am of the sense that many people view politics as being about who can scream the loudest and be the most pure on whatever their pet issue may be.
This explains how we end up with a majority not voting, and the worst possible human being as president.
This explains how we end up with a majority not voting, and the worst possible human being as president.
You can hear the brrrt of the cannon right after the drone explodes.
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
You can hear the brrrt of the cannon right after the drone explodes.
Everything. Even his own grave should be left nameless.
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Everything. Even his own grave should be left nameless.
As far as live performances go, it really is quite excellent, so yeah, I'd say 4 stars for sure.
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
As far as live performances go, it really is quite excellent, so yeah, I'd say 4 stars for sure.
To be fair, she does have that in large amounts.
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
To be fair, she does have that in large amounts.
This guy gives me his money, and I will absolutely buy happiness. Not just for me, but for countless others.
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
This guy gives me his money, and I will absolutely buy happiness. Not just for me, but for countless others.
Russian agent wanted to oversee the Russian election interference op.
January 29, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Russian agent wanted to oversee the Russian election interference op.
This really is a great thought experiment that demonstrates just how nearly every single thing we do is a product of the work of millions of others over centuries. Even something simple like using a toilet. A lot went into that.
January 28, 2026 at 8:25 PM
This really is a great thought experiment that demonstrates just how nearly every single thing we do is a product of the work of millions of others over centuries. Even something simple like using a toilet. A lot went into that.
Careful, he may only like you because you taste better.
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Careful, he may only like you because you taste better.
Ask MAGA and they'll tell you that they are the forces of light, driving out the darkness.
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Ask MAGA and they'll tell you that they are the forces of light, driving out the darkness.
Light didn't defeat Hitler. Bombs did.
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Light didn't defeat Hitler. Bombs did.
This was really great. Both the game, and your excellent write-up.
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 AM
This was really great. Both the game, and your excellent write-up.
All this money I stole from the bank is covered in paint... a total mess... I should be allowed to keep it now, because it would be too big of a pain to clean it all and give it back to the bank.
January 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
All this money I stole from the bank is covered in paint... a total mess... I should be allowed to keep it now, because it would be too big of a pain to clean it all and give it back to the bank.
Sam and Max Stroll the Pavement
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Sam and Max Stroll the Pavement
Nope. We're an utter shit-show. Apologies. It will likely be a while before we get this fixed. It's a deeper problem that just a handful of leaders. 40% of us are completely mental and awful people.
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Nope. We're an utter shit-show. Apologies. It will likely be a while before we get this fixed. It's a deeper problem that just a handful of leaders. 40% of us are completely mental and awful people.
It did keep the media busy for a few days.
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
It did keep the media busy for a few days.