JonBenét Lambsy
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JonBenét Lambsy
@lambelly.com
· Dec 4
The problem is that you can try to suck every ape's dick, but eventually you run in to one who is unable to cum and encounter a halting problem sort of situation.
So, on Dark Shadows recently Burke Devlin who has been living out of a hotel since episode 1 has given up his quest to destroy the Colins family in a very anti-climactic resolution.
an easily-overlooked detail in this piece: Musk appears to be living out of a hotel suite these days, which strikes me as a subtle but important indicator of where he is in his personal Howard Hughes arc
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
Musk Is Back in Politics. Does He Want to Stay a While?
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
So, on Dark Shadows recently Burke Devlin who has been living out of a hotel since episode 1 has given up his quest to destroy the Colins family in a very anti-climactic resolution.
TERFs have always been anti-feminist.
At least it's honest, right? Intrusive questioning of women who don't conform to norms about how they should look, and women then being banned if they tell their inquisitor to mind his own sodding business, has always been the logical end point for the patriarchal project that is TERFdom.
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
TERFs have always been anti-feminist.
For reasons beyond my understanding like 80% of Google news is from Twitter.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
For reasons beyond my understanding like 80% of Google news is from Twitter.
Maybe SOME British people are ok.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Maybe SOME British people are ok.
Rosemary is a complicated herb
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Rosemary is a complicated herb
I cannot walk outside without texting my neighbor as she owns an aggressive dog she cannot control.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I cannot walk outside without texting my neighbor as she owns an aggressive dog she cannot control.
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Most of the shirt designs I have done are and will remain single, limited run. That's what's what I like to do.
But some designs I've done have been so popular that people never stop bugging me about them, and they've been bootlegged 100s of times. So
rawpaw.ink/collections/...
But some designs I've done have been so popular that people never stop bugging me about them, and they've been bootlegged 100s of times. So
rawpaw.ink/collections/...
March 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Most of the shirt designs I have done are and will remain single, limited run. That's what's what I like to do.
But some designs I've done have been so popular that people never stop bugging me about them, and they've been bootlegged 100s of times. So
rawpaw.ink/collections/...
But some designs I've done have been so popular that people never stop bugging me about them, and they've been bootlegged 100s of times. So
rawpaw.ink/collections/...
Gonna have a quinceñera for this beagle next year. Need to start thinking about her dress
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Gonna have a quinceñera for this beagle next year. Need to start thinking about her dress
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
Americans so afraid of universal healthcare they’ll try to market a weird savings account as a smart alternative.
Health Savings Accounts are so unappealing to me. I don't need a debit card to buy q-tips. I need an MRI.
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Americans so afraid of universal healthcare they’ll try to market a weird savings account as a smart alternative.
S0, on chess dot com they have these instructor bots you can play chess with, but it doesn’t record the game? Like, you can review it right then, but only right then as it isn’t saved anywhere. Kind of a pain.
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
S0, on chess dot com they have these instructor bots you can play chess with, but it doesn’t record the game? Like, you can review it right then, but only right then as it isn’t saved anywhere. Kind of a pain.
Freezer drawer wont close
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Freezer drawer wont close
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I got federal charged for dancing across the street from ICE in my neighborhood on Indigenous People's Day. Here is the feds evidence photo they are using against me in court.
I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one.
Cash app $cozca
Venmo @cozca503
Working on a go fund me.
I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one.
Cash app $cozca
Venmo @cozca503
Working on a go fund me.
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I got federal charged for dancing across the street from ICE in my neighborhood on Indigenous People's Day. Here is the feds evidence photo they are using against me in court.
I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one.
Cash app $cozca
Venmo @cozca503
Working on a go fund me.
I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one.
Cash app $cozca
Venmo @cozca503
Working on a go fund me.
I'm the future artificial intelligence will analyze and clean my filthy ass
I don’t blame them. In order for the bidet to work properly you really do have to zero in directly on the binger
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm the future artificial intelligence will analyze and clean my filthy ass
The guys in the factory hazed me by putting me through the machine they use to squish down mattresses for shipping resulting in my spine exploding out of my genitals
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The guys in the factory hazed me by putting me through the machine they use to squish down mattresses for shipping resulting in my spine exploding out of my genitals
Maybe a necessary condition on being president is that you can demonstrably prove that you have given and received affection with someone who wasn't a pedophile
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Maybe a necessary condition on being president is that you can demonstrably prove that you have given and received affection with someone who wasn't a pedophile
Pretty funny that Republicans put all their faith in a guy who seems to have no beliefs or morality beyond his own material enrichment
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pretty funny that Republicans put all their faith in a guy who seems to have no beliefs or morality beyond his own material enrichment
Rode my bike to the bagel store and on the way back saw some of my pokemon peeps doing pokemon shit in the park. Bikes are inherently more fun and social than cars.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Rode my bike to the bagel store and on the way back saw some of my pokemon peeps doing pokemon shit in the park. Bikes are inherently more fun and social than cars.
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i will literally never play a riot game because of what they did to stella
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i will literally never play a riot game because of what they did to stella
What's wrong with British people?
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
What's wrong with British people?
Feels kind of nitpicky, but he's probably more of a child rapist than a pedophile.
also, unrelated to any previous posts: the president of the united states is a pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Feels kind of nitpicky, but he's probably more of a child rapist than a pedophile.
Trump and Melania actually look like human beings here
The thing about this picture is all four of them seem more genuinely happy in it than in any picture I’ve seen of them ever since
"and may every day be another wonderful secret"
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Trump and Melania actually look like human beings here
Roll by if you want a Werther's original
The Smooth Classic
We have both hard and soft chews
The Smooth Classic
We have both hard and soft chews
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Roll by if you want a Werther's original
The Smooth Classic
We have both hard and soft chews
The Smooth Classic
We have both hard and soft chews
Might want to start collecting vinyl.
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Might want to start collecting vinyl.