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JonBenét Lambsy
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Living and eating burritos

Detroit

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The problem is that you can try to suck every ape's dick, but eventually you run in to one who is unable to cum and encounter a halting problem sort of situation.
Night smells
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Gotta be careful with acronyms.
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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I enthusiastically recommend this Instagram account, run by someone at a cat cafe in Japan. They regularly post videos of baskets of kittens arriving at the shelter and being inspected and groomed by what I can only describe as the Council of Elders www.instagram.com/reel/DUiEoOr...
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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The moon says such lovely things about you
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Traveling is awful!
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
It'd be pretty awful if any of these women in these dating apps who love traveling actually expect me to travel anywhere.
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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This is Henry and he’s inside because it’s storming outside. He’s sitting on this guys knee and decides to sing for the camera ☺️💙😎
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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celebrate Charlie Kirk not being able to say anything racist about Bad Bunny’s halftime show with this commemorative tshirt:
"RIP" Shirt
a shirt commemorating the death of a really awful & genuinely evil man.  As Your Lawyer I Advise You To Say: "we are sorry he died the way he did though, that's awful & we really hope that rightwing ....
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February 9, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Weirdly, they sold these Andy capp snacks at the butchers, but not the grocery store around here.
Andy Capp's Onion Rings Beer Battered 57g *USA*
Onion Flavoured Corn And Oat Snacks (Net weight: 57g) Ingredients: Degerminated Cornmeal, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Cottonseed Oil), On...
BUY NOW!
£2.49
https://www.paidonresults.net/c/13275/FM2582/2582/0/product/andy-capps-onion-rings-beer-battered-57g/
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Andy Capp's Onion Rings Beer Battered 57g *USA*
Onion Flavoured Corn And Oat Snacks (Net weight: 57g) Ingredients: Degerminated Cornmeal, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Cottonseed Oil), On...
BUY NOW!
£2.49
https://www.paidonresults.net/c/13275/FM2582/2582/0/product/andy-capps-onion-rings-beer-battered-57g/
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Just because it's funny that I know this, but there is a designer Betsy Johnson everything bagel purse that you can buy resale for under $200 LOL
February 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I guess you guys watching your football show
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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All Joan Jetts are cool but this is my personal favorite Joan Jett:

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Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Crimson and Clover
YouTube video by JoanJettVEVO
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February 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Several people fell into a dishwasher and were impaled on knives.
February 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
List of unusual deaths in the 21st century - Wikipedia
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February 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Why are you guys all talking about dick injections
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 AM
They have little hands that are good at grabbing, though!
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
It's still one of these amazing things I think about sometimes. Rodents have this magic ability to surpass their limitations.
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I watched him do it once. He'd start by pushing the door open as much as he could. Then he'd just sit there hitting the dog leash clip. It honestly took like an hour for everything to line up perfectly where the bar of the door would push through the little bit that he could open the clip.
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
But eventually we had to switch to little luggage locks because Percy figured out how to open the dog leash clips. So, I guess he was smart enough.
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
They were in a cage that had multiple levels and doors. To keep the doors shut we used those clips from dog leashes. It worked. The prairie dogs weren't smart enough or strong enough to open them.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I used to have prairie dogs. I lived with four total, but mostly two of them. Their names were Penny and Percy.
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
You can put chocolate chips in there or walnuts or banana. Lots of options.
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM