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JonBenét Lambsy
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Living and eating burritos

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Gonna have a quinceñera for this beagle next year. Need to start thinking about her dress
A dog and cat standing in a foyer with the cat leaning against the dog and the dog leaning against the wall A dog and cat standing in a foyer with the cat licking the dogs forehead A dog and cat standing in a foyer with the cat licking the dogs nose by her eye A dog and cat standing in a foyer with the cat rubbing against the dog
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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A hand extends an ice cream cone to a small beagle who is eating the ice cream
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The dogs were upset that the ice cream place was closed. They beseeched the window for their treat, but their cries went unanswered
Two beagles stand before a closed ice cream store. The beagles have approached one of the windows and are jumping up. They are ready to start fucking shit up if they don't get their ice cream.
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I served my country
Patriotverity on X, formerly w Twitter, formerly the everything app Me, as an old person I served my country. I was part of the bluesky invasion of 2025
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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You guys. This is my friend daffodil at hshv in Ann Arbor. I didn't photo it, but she has a little teepee in her kennel she sleeps in. She has been given permission for this cultural appropriation.
Little fluffy white dog behind bars
October 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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whitehouse-47 blocked by right wing propaganda and their followers
October 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Blocked by right wing propaganda and their followers
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Pairing it with this
Blake's hard cider El Chavo : mango + habanero
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Google AI Overview To create an "email station" for your birthday party, you need to set up a fun and easy way for guests to sign up, perhaps with a specific goal like getting their email for a future event. This can include a physical station with a laptop or tablet, a sign-up sheet with a fun prompt, and clear instructions on why you're collecting emails. Make sure to clearly state the purpose of collecting emails, and make it feel like an invitation or a fun activity, not a sales pitch.
October 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Bug
Close up image of a fly on red brick taken with an android at 35x magnification.
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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She wants lunch
A beagle staring with yearning
October 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Very wet Black kitten sitting in a sink partially full of dirty ass water.
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Door with a neon skeleton head in the window.
October 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Shorts answer to bud light apple. Pretty good. Not too sweet. Well balanced.
In the foreground there is a pint glass filled with beer. It is in front of a planter -- plant not pictured -- as well as a can that says locals Honey crisp. Behind the can is another can of bells Oberon raspberry and a large green water bottle.
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Here's him when he's dry.
Nappy ass dry kitten
September 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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This kitten always look like shit

He's been given a bath and is wet, but he's gonna look like this when he's dry too.
Nappy ass grey kitten.
September 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Not sure why his essay is being labeled as fringe media and disinfo
Screenshot of the link to my friend John's essay arguing against the American revolution with a warning that it is disinfo / fringe media.
September 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Kitten
Stripey kitten rolling around in one of those cardboard circle things with the magnets. You know? They're like an accordion? You can see the kitten face.
September 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I'm fostering 4 kittens. This is 1.
A kitten with cool leapordy spots photographed from above and behind. The kittens face isn't visible. Just the little kitten butt.
September 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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One day the Jesus people who have issues with pokemon had ventriloquist dummies.
Four Charlie McCarthy ventriloquist dummies sitting in camping chairs around a sign that says POKEMON LEADS NOWHERE JESUS LEADS TO ETERNAL LIFE There's a couple other signs probably Jesus related as well
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Weird ass Jesus people in the park harassing pokemon people again.
A sign that's really too far away and hard to read. It says: Jesus loves pokemon people Even though pokemon has no eternal value Following jesus [something something] eternal value Jesus offers eternal life!
September 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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It's almost impossible to collect pokemon cards now due to resellers, but you can play Pokemon TCG for free
A screenshot from Pokemon TCG showing Togepi (little egg friend) on a grid background with some 80s inspired geometrical elements
September 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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You gotta admit, the moon is pretty
The moon taken with an android at 30x magnification. You can see some details of the moon craters.
September 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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I replied "I don't understand poetry" under several of rupi kaurs tiktoks, which has really bit me in the ass since she's been replying to every comment with weird ass bullshit
Rupi Kaur replied to your comment: I am grateful for the light you carry come say hello if your heart wants to
September 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Kirk was 6'5", so I'm guessing Jesus is easily over 7 feet tall.
Charlie Kirk and Jesus hugging. Jesus is like 10 inches taller than Kirk.
September 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM