Laird Ryan States, More or Less.
@lairdryanstates.com
Author of Someone Else's Story, Sleeping Underwater, Souria, and Silver Bullet. Also a magician (the genuine occultist kind), and trying to navigate a messed up world with as much grace as I have.
It's not a ton, sadly.
It's not a ton, sadly.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.
On the turn of the century, my bestie and I held a NYE party, and synced it up so midnight fell when it falls in that movie. That's how much I love that movie.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
On the turn of the century, my bestie and I held a NYE party, and synced it up so midnight fell when it falls in that movie. That's how much I love that movie.
It's The Great Pumpkin, Udo Kier.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's The Great Pumpkin, Udo Kier.
She's a nice girl, Charlie Brown, too bad she won't live!
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
She's a nice girl, Charlie Brown, too bad she won't live!
There's a lot of deep King lore alluded to.
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
There's a lot of deep King lore alluded to.
It is so much better than the movies that led to it. I watch every episode just kind of stunned at how right it all is.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It is so much better than the movies that led to it. I watch every episode just kind of stunned at how right it all is.
I think I hate you for making me read that. :)
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I think I hate you for making me read that. :)
I want a big slice of chocolate cake. Dammit.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I want a big slice of chocolate cake. Dammit.
Just another normal day in paradise.
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just another normal day in paradise.
I miss them so hard. When I moved to Edmonton, the video stores here were like a wonderland while they lasted.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I miss them so hard. When I moved to Edmonton, the video stores here were like a wonderland while they lasted.
Will no one rid us of this troublesome premier?
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Will no one rid us of this troublesome premier?
Welp, I wanna claw out my brain, and I had to cancel the game that is the only reason I'm currently getting out of bed in the AM, but at least my dog loves me.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Welp, I wanna claw out my brain, and I had to cancel the game that is the only reason I'm currently getting out of bed in the AM, but at least my dog loves me.
Christ, migraines are wearying.
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Christ, migraines are wearying.
Step 1: Just go shirtless with no context or explanation. All weekend.
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Step 1: Just go shirtless with no context or explanation. All weekend.
My head is full of spiders with razor claws. Thank god for Dr Pepper and my leftover surgery opioid.
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My head is full of spiders with razor claws. Thank god for Dr Pepper and my leftover surgery opioid.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I can't believe this is the fucking timeline I'm trapped in.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I can't believe this is the fucking timeline I'm trapped in.
Well, thank fuck that vote passed.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Well, thank fuck that vote passed.
Especially galling as her issue seems to be he's not behaving in a way that is bigoted enough for her. It's a weird fucking thing to be considered redemptive.
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Especially galling as her issue seems to be he's not behaving in a way that is bigoted enough for her. It's a weird fucking thing to be considered redemptive.
If we end up with a fuckin' election tomorrow, I'm going to fucking LOSE it. Practically, this means nothing, but be advised.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If we end up with a fuckin' election tomorrow, I'm going to fucking LOSE it. Practically, this means nothing, but be advised.
Lotta people only reading the headlines here...
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Lotta people only reading the headlines here...
The old man who is a holocaust survivor who was picked up by ICE? A rapist, it seems. Please note that I still think his deportation is bullshit, but I don't want to see people all up in arms while there are oodles of brown people with way less shit on their records getting picked up every day.
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The old man who is a holocaust survivor who was picked up by ICE? A rapist, it seems. Please note that I still think his deportation is bullshit, but I don't want to see people all up in arms while there are oodles of brown people with way less shit on their records getting picked up every day.
Congratulations!
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Congratulations!
It could be worse. You could have a papillon. Mine never stops grumbling about my deeply disappointing performance. This dog has a lot of opinions.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It could be worse. You could have a papillon. Mine never stops grumbling about my deeply disappointing performance. This dog has a lot of opinions.
Im not sure I want to celebrate MAGA fracturing because Trump's not ENOUGH of a nazi....
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Im not sure I want to celebrate MAGA fracturing because Trump's not ENOUGH of a nazi....