Laird Ryan States, More or Less.
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Laird Ryan States, More or Less.
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Author of Someone Else's Story, Sleeping Underwater, Souria, and Silver Bullet. Also a magician (the genuine occultist kind), and trying to navigate a messed up world with as much grace as I have.

It's not a ton, sadly.
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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.
Poster for the film Velvet Goldmine
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Sheet music of medieval hymn. I knew the guy who transcribed it. Monasteries ruled.
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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And another thing
September 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Oh. This aged well.
September 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Perish.
August 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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You're still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want
May 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I killed that blonde bitch.
May 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Danielle Smith, a traitor, stands behind a podium, flanked on either side by the Canadian flag, the flag od a country she wishes to destroy. Beneath her is the subtitle "traitorous gibberish"
May 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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None judge Doom.
Prince Namor, the Submariner stands, alarmed proclaiming "Do not TOOT it!" while Doctor Doom blows a large, rather organic horn, saying "FOOL! Doctor Doom toots as he pleases." The horn has a sound effect in red, reading TOOT!
May 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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🎶I will hold this child in my arms
I will caress his soft head
Listen to him cry, listen to him cry

I could kill the child, I could kill the child
The beautiful child, the beautiful child
The beautiful child🎶
Maria, from the sound of music is playing guitar and singing in an open field as adorable blonde moppets look on.
May 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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The slogan....for the CONSERVATIVE PARTY is "CHANGE."

I hate this planet.
Pierre Poilievre stands behind a podium that reads "change/changement"
April 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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My dogs. ♥️
My two dogs, Molly, on the left, a German Shepherd cross with white and black fur, and, next, on the right, Harry. He is a very dark coloured German Shepherd. He is snuggled up next to Molly with a paw draped over her front legs. He clearly adores her. Today, possibly, she might like to be a little less adored.
April 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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It's worth a shot.
A Japanese man is speaking in this film still. The subtitle reads: "It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help"
April 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Hey, that's my nickname!
A left hand with a yellow watch band is holding a tin can to the camera, with the rest of a grocery shelf in the blurry background. The can reads "Admiral Crab Meat"
March 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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A mock up of the Tinder "march screen" The Tinder logo is at the top in red. Below it in a circle on the left is a guillotine. On the right is a photo of Elon Musk. Above both circles in a cursive font: "It's a Match!"
March 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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This is so giving that Nixon's last day feel.
March 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I also support the idea of Trump's remains
News troy headline reads "Support for Trump remains solid in Upstate NY. Support for his tariffs? Not so much"
March 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Me too.
Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy is crying, open-mouthed. Her speech balloon says "I WANT A PIECE OF CAKE."
March 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Proof of fun.
A woman (my bestie Gayleen) has most of her face hidden behind the head of our Shepherd Cross Molly. Molly is looking into the camera, wearing a halti. Gayleen is holding a red leash, and what little we can see of her expression is delighted, almost manic glee. In the background are tall evergreens and a mountain.
February 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Also, my bedroom has become a David Lynch film. I'm gonna need to figure out how to open that fixture and change the tubes I guess.
February 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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A text exchange between myself and my housemate and best friend, image captured. Text reads: Me: I categorically refuse. Her: When are you off work today? Me: 5. When are you murdering me? Her: I dunno Me: Crap
February 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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A mid-length photo of the dingiest hallway in the world. A badly painted door hands open toward the viewer, and and inner door hangs inward to the pitch-dark unseen interior. The walls next to the door are missing bricks and paint. The floor on the threshold covered in what seems like mold. Above the door is the legend "The Smile Room" It is unconvincing.
February 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM