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lauren πŸ–€
@lag-irl.bsky.social
πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ β€’ she/her β€’ 30s β€’ 🏴

nonbinary transsexual bi lesbian, currently unemployed

crazy, but you like that

β›°οΈπŸΊπŸͺ¦

help me eat and stay housed:
https://cash.app/$lagravesirl
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i am normal and can be trusted with platonic relationships
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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*looking at the commonalities between the people I have dated/am dating*

I see it now. I'm an ADHD chaser
February 5, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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in my wildest dreams she tastes like copper on my tongue
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
when ur pinning her down and she's fighting back and u realize ur both grinning like idiots
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
lock her up (in a cute little pink cage)
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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It's not that girls are weapons, actually. It's that weapons, as objects coveted by men who view the possession and conspicuous use of them as intrinsically demonstrative of their masculinity, are a type of woman.
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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I think about this post a lot
July 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i should buy some leather gloves
Sex is when you're wearing a tight leather glove and you make a fist and the girl you're with blushes and flinches at the sound of the leather creaking as it's pulled taut
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Just a reminder~
January 30, 2026 at 5:08 PM
hitting poppers and dispensing esoteric wisdom at the gay bar come find me
January 29, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Fortnite is gentrified MUGEN
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
old soul x young soul problematic age gap yuri
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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*cracking open another drink after already drinking 400mg of caffine*

I wonder what the recommended caffeine limit is

awe dang it
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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We are fully showing how we can provide community safety without police.

We don’t need them.

Abolition on every level.
January 26, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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i should be inhaling mystical vapors rn
March 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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i am hunting the girl reading this
January 20, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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the reason girls are so sleepy all the time is because they're going to bed at 4 am after being gay as fuck all night
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 AM
thinking about how cute her hair looked after i broke her
January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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The word "cringe" is how the panopticon speaks through your own lips
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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i need to remind all my trans frands of A Certain Age this; that aging in our community is an honour and a privilege and we should treat it as such

let the cis bemoan aging and curse their laugh lines, we know that every year we age we let our younger trans fam know, a full life is possible πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ
just realized in all my love joy i outted myself as being 43 πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… stupid love joy getting me to tell on myself!

(she joked jokingly, its fine that i'm insanely old. aging in our community is an honor and a privilege)
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 PM