Lady Voldemort
@ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social
Litigator on sabbatical. Spoonie. Mother of bassets. Elder emo. Auntie extraordinaire. Sister of the Moon. Aerialist. Texan new to Florida.
Pinned
I had 2 eggs, 2 pieces of bacon, and half a bag of spaghetti, so I made carbonara
A day in the life of a millennial housewife
January 29, 2026 at 3:07 AM
A day in the life of a millennial housewife
Signed up for the unlimited classes Pilates membership after class today!
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Signed up for the unlimited classes Pilates membership after class today!
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Trying new Kbeauty toner pads! No idea if they’re any good but we’ll see
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Trying new Kbeauty toner pads! No idea if they’re any good but we’ll see
Everything that’s happening is exactly why you never break the chain btw
January 28, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Everything that’s happening is exactly why you never break the chain btw
Got a targeted ad for a purse from ALO which is all on brand for my particular demographic, but the purse is $1200. FROM ALO 😂😭😂😭
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Got a targeted ad for a purse from ALO which is all on brand for my particular demographic, but the purse is $1200. FROM ALO 😂😭😂😭
My husband and I have been sleeping in separate rooms, and this is the best sleep I’ve had in years 🫠
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
My husband and I have been sleeping in separate rooms, and this is the best sleep I’ve had in years 🫠
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I am running for Bexar County District Attorney to be on this list
Nine DAs are coalescing to work on prosecuting federal agents for 'overreach':
—L. Krasner in Philly
—J. Creuzot in Dallas
—M. Moriarty in Minneapolis
—L. Conover in Tucson
—S. Descano in Fairfax (VA)
—R. Fatehi in Norfolk (VA)
—S. Morales in Portsmouth (VA)
—P. Dehghani-Tafti in Arlington (VA)
—L. Krasner in Philly
—J. Creuzot in Dallas
—M. Moriarty in Minneapolis
—L. Conover in Tucson
—S. Descano in Fairfax (VA)
—R. Fatehi in Norfolk (VA)
—S. Morales in Portsmouth (VA)
—P. Dehghani-Tafti in Arlington (VA)
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I am running for Bexar County District Attorney to be on this list
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Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
Got my first request for a homemade lasagna in my new community!
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Got my first request for a homemade lasagna in my new community!
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It’s a power fantasy for weak men.
They cosplay as rulers while applauding their own subjugation.
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They cosplay as rulers while applauding their own subjugation.
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January 27, 2026 at 12:56 PM
It’s a power fantasy for weak men.
They cosplay as rulers while applauding their own subjugation.
/4
They cosplay as rulers while applauding their own subjugation.
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Tim Pool: “I’m not licking the boot. It’s my boot. I voted for it. I’m the one stomping…”
This mindset is genuinely pathetic.
It’s an alpha fantasy: watching state violence and imagining you’re exercising power rather than the one submitting to it.
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This mindset is genuinely pathetic.
It’s an alpha fantasy: watching state violence and imagining you’re exercising power rather than the one submitting to it.
/1
January 27, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Tim Pool: “I’m not licking the boot. It’s my boot. I voted for it. I’m the one stomping…”
This mindset is genuinely pathetic.
It’s an alpha fantasy: watching state violence and imagining you’re exercising power rather than the one submitting to it.
/1
This mindset is genuinely pathetic.
It’s an alpha fantasy: watching state violence and imagining you’re exercising power rather than the one submitting to it.
/1
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my vision of the US is I wake up in my neighborhood and all my neighbors are still in it, and all the kids feel safe to go to school, and I go to work and and no one’s waiting at the door to see if I’m someone coming to take them away, and I go to bed knowing the next day will be the same
@whstancil.bsky.social I would love for Mr Stancil, the Hero of Minnesota, to write a short story about a day in his vision of USA as it should be. I want to see Will’s Vision.
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 PM
my vision of the US is I wake up in my neighborhood and all my neighbors are still in it, and all the kids feel safe to go to school, and I go to work and and no one’s waiting at the door to see if I’m someone coming to take them away, and I go to bed knowing the next day will be the same
Beef stroganoff is helping
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Beef stroganoff is helping
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I spoke to Waco's Kaleb Blain, a transgender pitmaster working to create space for trans people in Texas BBQ. After being doxxed, attacked online and let go from Terry Black's, he's now forging his own path:
"I have to do this for the rest of my life."
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
"I have to do this for the rest of my life."
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
After a doxxing, a transgender Texan pitmaster forges his own way
"There's not a queer space in barbecue yet, so let's create one."
www.chron.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I spoke to Waco's Kaleb Blain, a transgender pitmaster working to create space for trans people in Texas BBQ. After being doxxed, attacked online and let go from Terry Black's, he's now forging his own path:
"I have to do this for the rest of my life."
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
"I have to do this for the rest of my life."
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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I got a push for an article about how to avoid AI hallucinations but they wanted me to sign up for a "free" trial so I created my own flow chart
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I got a push for an article about how to avoid AI hallucinations but they wanted me to sign up for a "free" trial so I created my own flow chart
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Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
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it's informative how many people I know who used to at least be willing to hedge a bit with "well, Republicans are people too and maybe we can win them over" have very much stopped doing that over the last year
this should worry the Republicans
this should worry the Republicans
It’s really interesting how much the entire decade of the Trump era has taught me to absolutely fucking hate all Republicans. If you think you hate Republicans, I assure you you don’t fucking hate them enough.
January 26, 2026 at 8:44 PM
it's informative how many people I know who used to at least be willing to hedge a bit with "well, Republicans are people too and maybe we can win them over" have very much stopped doing that over the last year
this should worry the Republicans
this should worry the Republicans
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I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
Gross but true: cold and dry is the best weather to scoop dog poop in
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Gross but true: cold and dry is the best weather to scoop dog poop in
My current tea consumption rate might be something to worry about if we didn’t have so many more important things to worry about right now
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
My current tea consumption rate might be something to worry about if we didn’t have so many more important things to worry about right now
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Aarrhhoooo! Keep warm this winter with all-natural, renewable #Basset heat!
Generators available at bassetrescue.org/homeless
#AdoptDontShop #BassetHound #RESCUE #DogsOfBlueSky #BassetsOfBlueSky
Generators available at bassetrescue.org/homeless
#AdoptDontShop #BassetHound #RESCUE #DogsOfBlueSky #BassetsOfBlueSky
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Aarrhhoooo! Keep warm this winter with all-natural, renewable #Basset heat!
Generators available at bassetrescue.org/homeless
#AdoptDontShop #BassetHound #RESCUE #DogsOfBlueSky #BassetsOfBlueSky
Generators available at bassetrescue.org/homeless
#AdoptDontShop #BassetHound #RESCUE #DogsOfBlueSky #BassetsOfBlueSky
I found the holy grail skincare product- this is my fifth tube
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I found the holy grail skincare product- this is my fifth tube
Things you can say to a dog that you can’t say to a child: “you’re terrorizing the entire house right now!”
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Things you can say to a dog that you can’t say to a child: “you’re terrorizing the entire house right now!”