Lady Voldemort
@ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social
Litigator on sabbatical. Spoonie. Mother of bassets. Elder emo. Auntie extraordinaire. Sister of the Moon. Aerialist. Texan new to Florida.
Pinned
I had 2 eggs, 2 pieces of bacon, and half a bag of spaghetti, so I made carbonara
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
I kind of hate my outfit now but it’s time to go so it’s fineeee
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I kind of hate my outfit now but it’s time to go so it’s fineeee
My mom says you’re presentable in public if your hair is done, you have a cute bag, and you have lipstick on
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My mom says you’re presentable in public if your hair is done, you have a cute bag, and you have lipstick on
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
Another Big Salad™️
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Another Big Salad™️
Basset hound yoga goes exactly like you’d think
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Basset hound yoga goes exactly like you’d think
Pups seem to love their new couch beds!
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Pups seem to love their new couch beds!
I like all pies except pumpkin 🤷🏼♀️
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I like all pies except pumpkin 🤷🏼♀️
I had so much glassware to wash, I made myself a 3 compartment sink in my kitchen sink
One thing I will always be is a bartender
One thing I will always be is a bartender
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I had so much glassware to wash, I made myself a 3 compartment sink in my kitchen sink
One thing I will always be is a bartender
One thing I will always be is a bartender
Mercury retrograde is almost over, hang in there gang
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mercury retrograde is almost over, hang in there gang
Made my family’s favorite Thanksgiving appetizer, my cranberry jalapeño relish, and cranberry mules
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Made my family’s favorite Thanksgiving appetizer, my cranberry jalapeño relish, and cranberry mules
The perfect gift for your favorite lawyer
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The perfect gift for your favorite lawyer
Just saw a Morgan & Morgan billboard that says “fall law law” with Santa mid-slip & fall
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just saw a Morgan & Morgan billboard that says “fall law law” with Santa mid-slip & fall
A Cowboys win (rivalry win!) and I’m in bed before 9. Today kicked my ass up and down the street, see y’all in the morning
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A Cowboys win (rivalry win!) and I’m in bed before 9. Today kicked my ass up and down the street, see y’all in the morning
Asked husband what he’s planning on wearing for holiday card photos and he said jeans and a puffer vest.
I’m wearing a gown. He knows this. I showed him.
You know what, sure. Go ahead and look stupid, you seem to prefer it.
I’m wearing a gown. He knows this. I showed him.
You know what, sure. Go ahead and look stupid, you seem to prefer it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Asked husband what he’s planning on wearing for holiday card photos and he said jeans and a puffer vest.
I’m wearing a gown. He knows this. I showed him.
You know what, sure. Go ahead and look stupid, you seem to prefer it.
I’m wearing a gown. He knows this. I showed him.
You know what, sure. Go ahead and look stupid, you seem to prefer it.
My brother just called me asking for a lawyer referral for his friend, but he’s at the country club, so I told him I’d give it to him when he FaceTimes me with the kids. Gotta pay the auntie tax!
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My brother just called me asking for a lawyer referral for his friend, but he’s at the country club, so I told him I’d give it to him when he FaceTimes me with the kids. Gotta pay the auntie tax!
We’re at the seafood joint by our new house and have the same waitress as last week, and she said she recognized us because of my hair 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
We’re at the seafood joint by our new house and have the same waitress as last week, and she said she recognized us because of my hair 🥰
China hutch is a work in progress but my mom’s china is SO gorgeous
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
China hutch is a work in progress but my mom’s china is SO gorgeous
My great grandmother’s teacups
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My great grandmother’s teacups
I found Elaine Benes’ Big Salad (and ate every last bite)
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I found Elaine Benes’ Big Salad (and ate every last bite)
BFF is driving 2 hours each way from Springfield, OR to complete this month at his current job in Portland, and people think he is absolutely insane
We are Texans, we just get in the car and drive lol
We are Texans, we just get in the car and drive lol
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
BFF is driving 2 hours each way from Springfield, OR to complete this month at his current job in Portland, and people think he is absolutely insane
We are Texans, we just get in the car and drive lol
We are Texans, we just get in the car and drive lol
Expectation vs reality
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Expectation vs reality
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November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Bad life choice on my part to go to Walmart the Friday before Thanksgiving in Florida, but now I feel much more confident about my appearance
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Bad life choice on my part to go to Walmart the Friday before Thanksgiving in Florida, but now I feel much more confident about my appearance