Lady Voldemort
@ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social
Litigator on sabbatical. Spoonie. Mother of bassets. Elder emo. Auntie extraordinaire. Sister of the Moon. Aerialist. Texan new to Florida.
I kind of hate my outfit now but it’s time to go so it’s fineeee
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I kind of hate my outfit now but it’s time to go so it’s fineeee
My mom says you’re presentable in public if your hair is done, you have a cute bag, and you have lipstick on
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My mom says you’re presentable in public if your hair is done, you have a cute bag, and you have lipstick on
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
I want all of our Gen Alpha girls to pick out one of their great great grandmother’s teacups when they’re older as a keepsake
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I want all of our Gen Alpha girls to pick out one of their great great grandmother’s teacups when they’re older as a keepsake
Here you go! It’s a work in progress but I really love it. Bought the hutch secondhand, filled it with my mom’s china pattern and crystal, her grandmother’s teacups, family silver, German schnapps set from my dad’s family, plus a faux terrarium that was a centerpiece at my wedding
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Here you go! It’s a work in progress but I really love it. Bought the hutch secondhand, filled it with my mom’s china pattern and crystal, her grandmother’s teacups, family silver, German schnapps set from my dad’s family, plus a faux terrarium that was a centerpiece at my wedding
Another Big Salad™️
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Another Big Salad™️
Basset hound yoga goes exactly like you’d think
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Basset hound yoga goes exactly like you’d think
Pups seem to love their new couch beds!
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Pups seem to love their new couch beds!
I mean, part of it is the normal holiday shit show, plus all of this grade A bullshit surrounding us in the US, but yeah basically
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I mean, part of it is the normal holiday shit show, plus all of this grade A bullshit surrounding us in the US, but yeah basically
Made my family’s favorite Thanksgiving appetizer, my cranberry jalapeño relish, and cranberry mules
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Made my family’s favorite Thanksgiving appetizer, my cranberry jalapeño relish, and cranberry mules
The perfect gift for your favorite lawyer
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The perfect gift for your favorite lawyer
RIP Gigi, you would have LOVED Dawn Powerwash
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
RIP Gigi, you would have LOVED Dawn Powerwash
China hutch is a work in progress but my mom’s china is SO gorgeous
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
China hutch is a work in progress but my mom’s china is SO gorgeous
My great grandmother’s teacups
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My great grandmother’s teacups
I found Elaine Benes’ Big Salad (and ate every last bite)
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I found Elaine Benes’ Big Salad (and ate every last bite)
Expectation vs reality
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Expectation vs reality
GERM GERM GERM Remix by my personal fave, Kate Nash, and the legendary Peaches, is our song of the day
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
GERM GERM GERM Remix by my personal fave, Kate Nash, and the legendary Peaches, is our song of the day
The chicken shawarma thighs from Trader Joe’s are incredible, but the crispy, smoky chickpeas I made are stealing the show
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The chicken shawarma thighs from Trader Joe’s are incredible, but the crispy, smoky chickpeas I made are stealing the show
Everyone loved my beef stroganoff 💕
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Everyone loved my beef stroganoff 💕
Tapping sign frantically
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Tapping sign frantically
Couch hounds, the absolute best
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Couch hounds, the absolute best
My husband really knocked it out of the park with the anniversary flowers!
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My husband really knocked it out of the park with the anniversary flowers!
And if I can find it, I mix these in!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
And if I can find it, I mix these in!!
Fourth wedding anniversary 💍
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fourth wedding anniversary 💍
