Lady Voldemort
@ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social
Litigator on sabbatical. Spoonie. Mother of bassets. Elder emo. Auntie extraordinaire. Sister of the Moon. Aerialist. Texan new to Florida.
Pinned
I had 2 eggs, 2 pieces of bacon, and half a bag of spaghetti, so I made carbonara
In my 20s, I did more than my fair share of crazy, high-risk antics, but now I’m like “I ate SOOO much pineapple, the inside of my mouth is shredded and I don’t even care!”
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
In my 20s, I did more than my fair share of crazy, high-risk antics, but now I’m like “I ate SOOO much pineapple, the inside of my mouth is shredded and I don’t even care!”
Act I; Act II
Act III; Act IV
Act III; Act IV
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Act I; Act II
Act III; Act IV
Act III; Act IV
Being a Swiftie at this point has the same energy as being in an MLM.
I will not elaborate
I will not elaborate
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Being a Swiftie at this point has the same energy as being in an MLM.
I will not elaborate
I will not elaborate
I have double bassets, which is a very fortuitous thing to have
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have double bassets, which is a very fortuitous thing to have
Happy 36th birthday in heaven, Alison
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Happy 36th birthday in heaven, Alison
I miss her every day
I highly recommend Jan Reid’s biography of her, titled “Let the People In: The Life and Times of Ann Richards”
I highly recommend Jan Reid’s biography of her, titled “Let the People In: The Life and Times of Ann Richards”
The Texas Quote of the Day:
"I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any. "
----- former Texas governor Ann Richards, known (partly) for her immaculate silver locks
"I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any. "
----- former Texas governor Ann Richards, known (partly) for her immaculate silver locks
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I miss her every day
I highly recommend Jan Reid’s biography of her, titled “Let the People In: The Life and Times of Ann Richards”
I highly recommend Jan Reid’s biography of her, titled “Let the People In: The Life and Times of Ann Richards”
Hi y’all, seeking a family law attorney referral in the KC (MO) area for a friend. Can anybody help?
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hi y’all, seeking a family law attorney referral in the KC (MO) area for a friend. Can anybody help?
My new team the Jaguars dominating today 👀
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My new team the Jaguars dominating today 👀
I have an inkling that middle schoolers are asking for Drunk Elephant skincare because it’s fun to say “drunk” and giggle. Same reason it’s fun for a tween to order a virgin strawberry daiquiri.
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have an inkling that middle schoolers are asking for Drunk Elephant skincare because it’s fun to say “drunk” and giggle. Same reason it’s fun for a tween to order a virgin strawberry daiquiri.
My husband crashing out over picture hanging simply does not clock to me. My grandfather built hundreds, if not a thousand, houses by hand, including his own. Hanging pictures is just a few nails, a pencil, and a level- I’ll do it myself
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My husband crashing out over picture hanging simply does not clock to me. My grandfather built hundreds, if not a thousand, houses by hand, including his own. Hanging pictures is just a few nails, a pencil, and a level- I’ll do it myself
Let’s play a game— make a stocking based on places you’ve been this year!
Gifts I could put in for 2025:
-Steven Smith Teamaker peppermint tea
-Kosmos Q barbecue rub
-Bookmark from Strand’s Books
-Neiman’s chocolate covered potato chips
-Honeybell oranges
-Socks with my dogs’ faces
Gifts I could put in for 2025:
-Steven Smith Teamaker peppermint tea
-Kosmos Q barbecue rub
-Bookmark from Strand’s Books
-Neiman’s chocolate covered potato chips
-Honeybell oranges
-Socks with my dogs’ faces
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Let’s play a game— make a stocking based on places you’ve been this year!
Gifts I could put in for 2025:
-Steven Smith Teamaker peppermint tea
-Kosmos Q barbecue rub
-Bookmark from Strand’s Books
-Neiman’s chocolate covered potato chips
-Honeybell oranges
-Socks with my dogs’ faces
Gifts I could put in for 2025:
-Steven Smith Teamaker peppermint tea
-Kosmos Q barbecue rub
-Bookmark from Strand’s Books
-Neiman’s chocolate covered potato chips
-Honeybell oranges
-Socks with my dogs’ faces
Time to accept that I am probably not going to meet my 2025 number-of-books reading goal, because I am reading Stormlight Archive. And I’m probably not going to finish Oathbringer by the end of the year.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Time to accept that I am probably not going to meet my 2025 number-of-books reading goal, because I am reading Stormlight Archive. And I’m probably not going to finish Oathbringer by the end of the year.
I am trying to form an alliance with a crow (“make friends” does not seem like the correct parlance). He’s flown at my door and he’s been in the birdbath alone, so I added some shiny glass pebbles. He called to me when I got home from the store. I added shiny pennies. We’ll see what happens next!
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I am trying to form an alliance with a crow (“make friends” does not seem like the correct parlance). He’s flown at my door and he’s been in the birdbath alone, so I added some shiny glass pebbles. He called to me when I got home from the store. I added shiny pennies. We’ll see what happens next!
My husband was mean to me earlier today for no reason
Just now, he got stung ON THE TONGUE by a Yellowjacket that was inside his beer can. He can barely talk
Are those two events related, you tell me
Just now, he got stung ON THE TONGUE by a Yellowjacket that was inside his beer can. He can barely talk
Are those two events related, you tell me
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My husband was mean to me earlier today for no reason
Just now, he got stung ON THE TONGUE by a Yellowjacket that was inside his beer can. He can barely talk
Are those two events related, you tell me
Just now, he got stung ON THE TONGUE by a Yellowjacket that was inside his beer can. He can barely talk
Are those two events related, you tell me
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We all know someone (or are someone) who turns into a total monster and takes it out on everyone else when things go sideways professionally.
I have been nominated to talk to that person in my friend group, who did not get an anticipated promotion
I… don’t know if I want to do that
I have been nominated to talk to that person in my friend group, who did not get an anticipated promotion
I… don’t know if I want to do that
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We all know someone (or are someone) who turns into a total monster and takes it out on everyone else when things go sideways professionally.
I have been nominated to talk to that person in my friend group, who did not get an anticipated promotion
I… don’t know if I want to do that
I have been nominated to talk to that person in my friend group, who did not get an anticipated promotion
I… don’t know if I want to do that
My aunt asked me what to do about the AT&T data breach so I said to look on their website, there should be a claim form there
Now her story about her conversation with me has turned into “AT&T is my former client” (NOT true) and “filling out the form is worth [an award of] $7500” (wtf no!)
??????
Now her story about her conversation with me has turned into “AT&T is my former client” (NOT true) and “filling out the form is worth [an award of] $7500” (wtf no!)
??????
a woman wearing a mask and a name tag that says pca on it
ALT: a woman wearing a mask and a name tag that says pca on it
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My aunt asked me what to do about the AT&T data breach so I said to look on their website, there should be a claim form there
Now her story about her conversation with me has turned into “AT&T is my former client” (NOT true) and “filling out the form is worth [an award of] $7500” (wtf no!)
??????
Now her story about her conversation with me has turned into “AT&T is my former client” (NOT true) and “filling out the form is worth [an award of] $7500” (wtf no!)
??????
I found a pink strawberry lamp at Home Goods and the cashier asked if it was for me or for my daughter
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I found a pink strawberry lamp at Home Goods and the cashier asked if it was for me or for my daughter
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
I kind of hate my outfit now but it’s time to go so it’s fineeee
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I kind of hate my outfit now but it’s time to go so it’s fineeee
My mom says you’re presentable in public if your hair is done, you have a cute bag, and you have lipstick on
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My mom says you’re presentable in public if your hair is done, you have a cute bag, and you have lipstick on
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
So I think I just slide over the mark of passable
Reposted by Lady Voldemort
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
Another Big Salad™️
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Another Big Salad™️
Basset hound yoga goes exactly like you’d think
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Basset hound yoga goes exactly like you’d think