Asteria Nox
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Themme fatale
Doing Science, hurting feelings with facts.
Dreaming of Aotearoa New Zealand.
"One time, a chimpanzee cupped my boob."
She/they
Themme fatale
Doing Science, hurting feelings with facts.
Dreaming of Aotearoa New Zealand.
"One time, a chimpanzee cupped my boob."
She/they
Pinned
*intense squeeing*
Choose a word that isn't 'feeling', I have to go shower now.
"For those who are not transgender, this piece will explain why so many of us do not look to Gavin Newsom for our future."
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Choose a word that isn't 'feeling', I have to go shower now.
Andrew Tate (and his brother) needs to grow a fucking chin and chew on fragile marbles.
Someone please shove Piers back in the attic. Broken clock, worst person. It has happened too many times this week alone.
Someone please shove Piers back in the attic. Broken clock, worst person. It has happened too many times this week alone.
Piers Morgan NAILS Andrew Tate Using MY TWEETS
YouTube video by Gadget
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Andrew Tate (and his brother) needs to grow a fucking chin and chew on fragile marbles.
Someone please shove Piers back in the attic. Broken clock, worst person. It has happened too many times this week alone.
Someone please shove Piers back in the attic. Broken clock, worst person. It has happened too many times this week alone.
I knew someone was going to say something about the-
*checks notes*
*removes glasses*
*DEEP inhale*
*rubs temples*
*big sigh*
"Crotch grabbing."
*checks notes*
*removes glasses*
*DEEP inhale*
*rubs temples*
*big sigh*
"Crotch grabbing."
Bad Bunny Brings FAFO Season to Real Housewives
YouTube video by Reese Waters
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I knew someone was going to say something about the-
*checks notes*
*removes glasses*
*DEEP inhale*
*rubs temples*
*big sigh*
"Crotch grabbing."
*checks notes*
*removes glasses*
*DEEP inhale*
*rubs temples*
*big sigh*
"Crotch grabbing."
As for that last part, it does not. Glad I could help!
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
As for that last part, it does not. Glad I could help!
"Ryan Reynolds was conspicuously absent when Lively arrived at court this morning, but Baldoni had Emily firmly by his side for support."
🤭
🤭
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni fail to reach agreement
A grim-faced Blake Lively abruptly walked out of her settlement talk with Justin Baldoni after a grueling six hours of negotiations.
www.dailymail.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"Ryan Reynolds was conspicuously absent when Lively arrived at court this morning, but Baldoni had Emily firmly by his side for support."
🤭
🤭
Seriously, how does this keep happening? Is it magic? Am I magic?
I CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE.
Do you know about my collection of writers? I do not know how it happens exactly, but I will start following someone and eventually I get around to checking their bio and about half the people I follow are writers.
Matt was one of the first over on Twitter.
Matt was one of the first over on Twitter.
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Seriously, how does this keep happening? Is it magic? Am I magic?
I didn't watch this until now and I am only a minute 15 seconds in and...
Do you know how many times he practiced this show? And he's really singing (that is not easy when you are doing so much physically). DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD HE PRACTICED?!?
Cuz I see it.
Do you know how many times he practiced this show? And he's really singing (that is not easy when you are doing so much physically). DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD HE PRACTICED?!?
Cuz I see it.
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I didn't watch this until now and I am only a minute 15 seconds in and...
Do you know how many times he practiced this show? And he's really singing (that is not easy when you are doing so much physically). DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD HE PRACTICED?!?
Cuz I see it.
Do you know how many times he practiced this show? And he's really singing (that is not easy when you are doing so much physically). DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD HE PRACTICED?!?
Cuz I see it.
This situation makes me so fucking mad. You can hear how defeated she feels. How the fuck is she supposed to purchase any Bauer equipment after they treated her like this. How is she supposed to CONTINUE USING THE GEAR SHE ALREADY HAS FROM BAUER.
This Brand PRETENDED To Want To Collab With A Long Time Fan?!?!
YouTube video by Briarchats
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
This situation makes me so fucking mad. You can hear how defeated she feels. How the fuck is she supposed to purchase any Bauer equipment after they treated her like this. How is she supposed to CONTINUE USING THE GEAR SHE ALREADY HAS FROM BAUER.
Ah, yes. Chaos that is outside the Scope of Practice for the Chaos House.
So of course the Chaos House High Empress, Spokesperson, and Investigative Reporter brings us the tale of Olympic Chaos.
Beautiful.
So of course the Chaos House High Empress, Spokesperson, and Investigative Reporter brings us the tale of Olympic Chaos.
Beautiful.
So a Norwegian biathlete cheated on his girlfriend at the Olympics (many such cases) and then told her about it on the phone (fair play) she dumped him (which I respect) and he then gave an interview where he told the whole world about everything in an attempt to do penance or something
What happened? WHAT DID I MISS? Sounds interesting.....
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Ah, yes. Chaos that is outside the Scope of Practice for the Chaos House.
So of course the Chaos House High Empress, Spokesperson, and Investigative Reporter brings us the tale of Olympic Chaos.
Beautiful.
So of course the Chaos House High Empress, Spokesperson, and Investigative Reporter brings us the tale of Olympic Chaos.
Beautiful.
I got some Miralax chews. I took two the day I bought them and it did almost nothing. So last night, before bed, I took four.
The good news is I am no longer constipated! And no one else needed the bathroom.
The bathroom I occupied from 2:30am until 4:00am.
🥲
The good news is I am no longer constipated! And no one else needed the bathroom.
The bathroom I occupied from 2:30am until 4:00am.
🥲
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I got some Miralax chews. I took two the day I bought them and it did almost nothing. So last night, before bed, I took four.
The good news is I am no longer constipated! And no one else needed the bathroom.
The bathroom I occupied from 2:30am until 4:00am.
🥲
The good news is I am no longer constipated! And no one else needed the bathroom.
The bathroom I occupied from 2:30am until 4:00am.
🥲
Do, uh...
Do they know Puerto Rico is part of the USA, or...?
Do they know Puerto Rico is part of the USA, or...?
🚨 Candace Owens REVEALED What TPUSA Wanted to Keep HIDDEN!
YouTube video by The Loren Piretra Show
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Do, uh...
Do they know Puerto Rico is part of the USA, or...?
Do they know Puerto Rico is part of the USA, or...?
I can't bring my blankies inside the shelter, so if I turn up dead from being suffocated...
It was me. I don't have anything to prop my chin up. I sleep facedown.
It was me. I don't have anything to prop my chin up. I sleep facedown.
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I can't bring my blankies inside the shelter, so if I turn up dead from being suffocated...
It was me. I don't have anything to prop my chin up. I sleep facedown.
It was me. I don't have anything to prop my chin up. I sleep facedown.
I might not be god's strongest soldier, but I can be a brave little toaster.
sincerely telling myself i am a brave little toaster
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I might not be god's strongest soldier, but I can be a brave little toaster.
Reposted by Asteria Nox
MAGA lifting their veil like it was a nine-year-old’s jumper
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
MAGA lifting their veil like it was a nine-year-old’s jumper
Got gas, got food, got clean clothes, got a place to sleep.
Heading to a library to do some Internet searches.
Heading to a library to do some Internet searches.
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Got gas, got food, got clean clothes, got a place to sleep.
Heading to a library to do some Internet searches.
Heading to a library to do some Internet searches.
He gave the pup pup his coat, what a good human!
This teenager saved his neighbor's dog from drowning in a freezing pond. This is Bernard. His family contacted emergency services right away, but high school senior Hugh Pinneo got to Bernard first. Hugh said he's "just glad I acted that day and saved the dog's life." We are too. 12/10 for all
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
He gave the pup pup his coat, what a good human!
These are words. They are indeed words.
Doesn't this chud have more pressing issues to attend to?
Doesn't this chud have more pressing issues to attend to?
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
These are words. They are indeed words.
Doesn't this chud have more pressing issues to attend to?
Doesn't this chud have more pressing issues to attend to?
Yeah. You certainly don't have a fucking brain. Congratulations or whatever.
Mike Johnson: "Now we have the Save America ACT. Voters would have to display a valid ID to participate in federal elections. Again, a no brainer."
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Yeah. You certainly don't have a fucking brain. Congratulations or whatever.
Does anyone have a few bucks to throw my way for gas? I would like to fill my tank, and I am parked across from the gas station with the cheapest gas in the area. And by that, I mean it is about $1 cheaper than other gas stations in the area.
So I guess the way to get a cot at a shelter is wait for a winter weather advisory and just show up.
I will be spending the nights there. They also have breakfast and dinner. So I am set for food and shelter.
The only things I need right now are money for gas and for a bottle of Xyzal.
I will be spending the nights there. They also have breakfast and dinner. So I am set for food and shelter.
The only things I need right now are money for gas and for a bottle of Xyzal.
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Does anyone have a few bucks to throw my way for gas? I would like to fill my tank, and I am parked across from the gas station with the cheapest gas in the area. And by that, I mean it is about $1 cheaper than other gas stations in the area.
"Hello, history professor. I am a 'pop star' (that sounds weird, is he pop?) and I will be performing at the Super Bowl. I read your book and loved it. Can you help me out? I want to make sure all of my optics and subliminals go fucking hard."
That's how I imagine the conversation.
That's how I imagine the conversation.
I just today learned about this book from learning about Bad Bunny’s collaboration with the author! ❤️ Added to my TBR pile! news.wisc.edu/pop-star-bad...
Pop star Bad Bunny needed a Puerto Rican history scholar. UW–Madison had just the one.
Bad Bunny collaborated with UW–Madison history professor Jorell Meléndez-Badillo on Puerto Rican narratives that accompany the new album “DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS.”
news.wisc.edu
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
"Hello, history professor. I am a 'pop star' (that sounds weird, is he pop?) and I will be performing at the Super Bowl. I read your book and loved it. Can you help me out? I want to make sure all of my optics and subliminals go fucking hard."
That's how I imagine the conversation.
That's how I imagine the conversation.
They're throwing tear gas from their car and speeding away now.
Whimps.
Whimps.
🚨 Minneapolis EXPOSED: War Photographers REVEAL What Feds Are HIDING
YouTube video by The Loren Piretra Show
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 AM
They're throwing tear gas from their car and speeding away now.
Whimps.
Whimps.
HOW MANY STATISTICS COURSES HAS SNEAKO COMPLETED. HOW MANY DID HE EVEN SUGN UP FOR AND NEVER GO?
STOP IT. STOP IT SNEAKO. YOU ARE SUCH A HUGE FOOL. 'USEFUL IDIOT'.
STOP IT. STOP IT SNEAKO. YOU ARE SUCH A HUGE FOOL. 'USEFUL IDIOT'.
Aba Just Exposed Sneako for Lying About Black People and Hate Crimes
YouTube video by Ju Almighty
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
HOW MANY STATISTICS COURSES HAS SNEAKO COMPLETED. HOW MANY DID HE EVEN SUGN UP FOR AND NEVER GO?
STOP IT. STOP IT SNEAKO. YOU ARE SUCH A HUGE FOOL. 'USEFUL IDIOT'.
STOP IT. STOP IT SNEAKO. YOU ARE SUCH A HUGE FOOL. 'USEFUL IDIOT'.
So I guess the way to get a cot at a shelter is wait for a winter weather advisory and just show up.
I will be spending the nights there. They also have breakfast and dinner. So I am set for food and shelter.
The only things I need right now are money for gas and for a bottle of Xyzal.
I will be spending the nights there. They also have breakfast and dinner. So I am set for food and shelter.
The only things I need right now are money for gas and for a bottle of Xyzal.
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
So I guess the way to get a cot at a shelter is wait for a winter weather advisory and just show up.
I will be spending the nights there. They also have breakfast and dinner. So I am set for food and shelter.
The only things I need right now are money for gas and for a bottle of Xyzal.
I will be spending the nights there. They also have breakfast and dinner. So I am set for food and shelter.
The only things I need right now are money for gas and for a bottle of Xyzal.
Let's play a game.
Click on this reply. Scroll up to what I am replying to. Tell me if I decided to follow her immediately or not.
(If you're stumped, look at her bio.)
Click on this reply. Scroll up to what I am replying to. Tell me if I decided to follow her immediately or not.
(If you're stumped, look at her bio.)
I thought I was hallucinating.
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Let's play a game.
Click on this reply. Scroll up to what I am replying to. Tell me if I decided to follow her immediately or not.
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Click on this reply. Scroll up to what I am replying to. Tell me if I decided to follow her immediately or not.
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