Asteria Nox
@ladyasterianox.bsky.social
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Themme fatale
Doing Science, hurting feelings with facts.
Dreaming of Aotearoa New Zealand.
"One time, a chimpanzee cupped my boob."
She/they
Themme fatale
Doing Science, hurting feelings with facts.
Dreaming of Aotearoa New Zealand.
"One time, a chimpanzee cupped my boob."
She/they
Pinned
*intense squeeing*
So I guess the way to get a cot at a shelter is wait for a winter weather advisory and just show up.
I will be spending the nights there. They also have breakfast and dinner. So I am set for food and shelter.
The only things I need right now are money for gas and for a bottle of Xyzal.
I will be spending the nights there. They also have breakfast and dinner. So I am set for food and shelter.
The only things I need right now are money for gas and for a bottle of Xyzal.
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
So I guess the way to get a cot at a shelter is wait for a winter weather advisory and just show up.
I will be spending the nights there. They also have breakfast and dinner. So I am set for food and shelter.
The only things I need right now are money for gas and for a bottle of Xyzal.
I will be spending the nights there. They also have breakfast and dinner. So I am set for food and shelter.
The only things I need right now are money for gas and for a bottle of Xyzal.
Let's play a game.
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I thought I was hallucinating.
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Who wants to toss a few bucks my way and/or look at my boobs?
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February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Who wants to toss a few bucks my way and/or look at my boobs?
CA, Venmo- ladyasterianox
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When I was in the UK I ordered a Jack and Coke. The bartender started making my drink with vodka. The person I was with noticed and corrected my order.
Then I was told that Brits aren't on a first name basis with Jack Daniels.
Then I was told that Brits aren't on a first name basis with Jack Daniels.
Brits Being Confused in America
YouTube video by Cam Kirkham Reacts
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
When I was in the UK I ordered a Jack and Coke. The bartender started making my drink with vodka. The person I was with noticed and corrected my order.
Then I was told that Brits aren't on a first name basis with Jack Daniels.
Then I was told that Brits aren't on a first name basis with Jack Daniels.
I finished my intake for mental health and substance use as directed by the court.
I'll be going to therapy. That's it. That's what I wanted anyway, I am getting good at predicting what my treatment will be.
I'll be going to therapy. That's it. That's what I wanted anyway, I am getting good at predicting what my treatment will be.
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I finished my intake for mental health and substance use as directed by the court.
I'll be going to therapy. That's it. That's what I wanted anyway, I am getting good at predicting what my treatment will be.
I'll be going to therapy. That's it. That's what I wanted anyway, I am getting good at predicting what my treatment will be.
I saw a photo of someone the other day and I thought it was one of the Kardashians.
It wasn't. I do not remember who it was.
It wasn't. I do not remember who it was.
congrats, you bought an instagram face
YouTube video by zoeunlimited
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I saw a photo of someone the other day and I thought it was one of the Kardashians.
It wasn't. I do not remember who it was.
It wasn't. I do not remember who it was.
I'm worried that I won't get my cats back.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I'm worried that I won't get my cats back.
*BIG breath in*
*pause*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*pause*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
THEY'RE NOT GETTING PAID and they're crying about it on Reddit
YouTube video by Happy Pancake
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
*BIG breath in*
*pause*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*pause*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Man working at the warming center- That's a lot of pills, are you ok?
Me- Mentally or physically?
Him- Uhhh...
Me- The answer is no to both.
Me- Mentally or physically?
Him- Uhhh...
Me- The answer is no to both.
February 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Man working at the warming center- That's a lot of pills, are you ok?
Me- Mentally or physically?
Him- Uhhh...
Me- The answer is no to both.
Me- Mentally or physically?
Him- Uhhh...
Me- The answer is no to both.
I slept in a church last night and did not spontaneously combust!
February 8, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I slept in a church last night and did not spontaneously combust!
Did you know that if you go on a road trip your car will be safer if you have a tiny guardian?
It's true. Those people with dozens of plushies in their rear and front windshields have never been in a car accident.
It's true. Those people with dozens of plushies in their rear and front windshields have never been in a car accident.
February 8, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Did you know that if you go on a road trip your car will be safer if you have a tiny guardian?
It's true. Those people with dozens of plushies in their rear and front windshields have never been in a car accident.
It's true. Those people with dozens of plushies in their rear and front windshields have never been in a car accident.
He is FRENCH?!?
I thought he was Spanish. Like, from Spain. Dear sweet Jesus...
I thought he was Spanish. Like, from Spain. Dear sweet Jesus...
The Most PERFORMATIVE COUPLE on The Internet
YouTube video by Film Cooper
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
He is FRENCH?!?
I thought he was Spanish. Like, from Spain. Dear sweet Jesus...
I thought he was Spanish. Like, from Spain. Dear sweet Jesus...
Reposted by Asteria Nox
"That Box We Sit On"
A metal box sits embedded in a field. It’s the everyday hangout spot for two kids after school, but why? One of them lets his imagination run. The other mostly jokes about it.
get a physical copy at the link
richiepope.com/that-box-we-...
A metal box sits embedded in a field. It’s the everyday hangout spot for two kids after school, but why? One of them lets his imagination run. The other mostly jokes about it.
get a physical copy at the link
richiepope.com/that-box-we-...
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
"That Box We Sit On"
A metal box sits embedded in a field. It’s the everyday hangout spot for two kids after school, but why? One of them lets his imagination run. The other mostly jokes about it.
get a physical copy at the link
richiepope.com/that-box-we-...
A metal box sits embedded in a field. It’s the everyday hangout spot for two kids after school, but why? One of them lets his imagination run. The other mostly jokes about it.
get a physical copy at the link
richiepope.com/that-box-we-...
I have been in a mall parking lot for a few hours. I have moved spots several times.
There is a woman parked on my right. She is texting on her phone.
This is the second time I have found myself in this position today. What is going on.
There is a woman parked on my right. She is texting on her phone.
This is the second time I have found myself in this position today. What is going on.
February 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I have been in a mall parking lot for a few hours. I have moved spots several times.
There is a woman parked on my right. She is texting on her phone.
This is the second time I have found myself in this position today. What is going on.
There is a woman parked on my right. She is texting on her phone.
This is the second time I have found myself in this position today. What is going on.
This is delightful!
February 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
This is delightful!
🙂↕️
What happens at the bottom of the ocean is none of our business
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
🙂↕️
The thousand yard stare as she introduces the video...
Viral Yoga Studio Gets Flooded With Negative Reviews After One Bad Class Gets On TikTok
YouTube video by Ammy Robinson
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The thousand yard stare as she introduces the video...
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
What?!?
Wait.
Wait.
What?!?
Erika's Past Comes Back to Haunt Her...
YouTube video by NissCee.Social
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
What?!?
Wait.
Wait.
What?!?
Reposted by Asteria Nox
I put gas in my car, now I am $20 short for my phone bill. I don't have money for more gas or food. If you can help, I would appreciate it.
CA, Venmo- ladyasterianox
CA, Venmo- ladyasterianox
I am now $10 short on my phone bill because it doesn't charge my card right away and I had to buy Miralax.
No more money for gas or food.
No money for a bed.
I am really tired.
No more money for gas or food.
No money for a bed.
I am really tired.
February 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I put gas in my car, now I am $20 short for my phone bill. I don't have money for more gas or food. If you can help, I would appreciate it.
CA, Venmo- ladyasterianox
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*whispers*
Aqua Tofana
Aqua Tofana
Nah that’s actually fair, Italy has a long and proud history of poison
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
*whispers*
Aqua Tofana
Aqua Tofana
Reposted by Asteria Nox
Reposted by Asteria Nox
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I have the tiniest cut, which might be cracked skin due to eczema, now there is blood everywhere. I didn't notice it started bleeding. My prescription bottle labels are all smeared with blood.
How did it bleed so much. What the hell.
How did it bleed so much. What the hell.
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I have the tiniest cut, which might be cracked skin due to eczema, now there is blood everywhere. I didn't notice it started bleeding. My prescription bottle labels are all smeared with blood.
How did it bleed so much. What the hell.
How did it bleed so much. What the hell.
I need that raccoon shirt/sweater.
Marketing? Very well (sigh).
Big thread of all my art and books! (Most of my books are also illustrated!)
Cool t-shirts and other merch with my art available in my threadless shop:
whistberry.threadless.com
Big thread of all my art and books! (Most of my books are also illustrated!)
Cool t-shirts and other merch with my art available in my threadless shop:
whistberry.threadless.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I need that raccoon shirt/sweater.