Asteria Nox
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Asteria Nox
@ladyasterianox.bsky.social
Themme fatale
Doing Science, hurting feelings with facts.
Dreaming of Aotearoa New Zealand.

She/they
It's the puns. He is a punny guy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Do you think they believe they can convince me that I am worthless and unlovable?

I do not recall the last time I spoke to this man, but my best guess is a decade ago.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I let her nap all sprawled out on the bed. When she woke up, I made the mistake of putting the collar back on.
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I know that vacant stare.

They are Witnessing the Void ™, 24/7. No drugs or anything, just shocked they are alive.

Neytiri has only Witnessed the Void™ after surgery.
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I wonder how he thinks he is going to prove that I am a 'serious nuisance'.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
She's talking about this kind of Millennial fun.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I have been accidentally trying VERY HARD to convince my left arm to just fall off, but it is tenacious.
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Underneath that blanket and that giant 20lb himbo is my pillow.

Can you see the outline of the pillow and how he perfectly centered himself on the pillow using just one brain cell? What a magnificent beast.
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hmm. Interesting.
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Is, uhhhh...
Is this a problem?
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"Nuisance and serious nuisance level."

Oh, both? Neat.
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I guess I have my government name.

But I also have my... normal name?
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Dude, you left on your own.

Because I wasn't going to fuck you.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wait, I forgot about my fur bikini.

I finished that first.

The arrow is pointing at my barely visible tail.
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have to prop my chin up so I don't suffocate.

I sleep face down like a baby owl.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
EVERYBODY GRAB A BOOK!

@bavalamp.bsky.social has TWO books, maybe grab one of those!
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ramsay does this annoying thing where he thumps his tail in displeasure.

I can make it stop. And he is fine with it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Oooooofffffff.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Are you ready for my silliness?

Xena and cows.
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Me: This was Gigi's. I think.

Angela: That was her style.
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I feel like that guy in The Mummy Returns.
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Wait, this might be exactly what I need.
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM