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Kyle Tague
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Writer/director.
Sometimes I help design theme parks.
DON'T PEEK is out on Tubi and other digital platforms now!
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Hello, new and old internet friends. Finally making the transition from Twitter.

If you don't already know me, I'm a writer and director with an affinity for horror and genre, and last year, I directed my first feature (news soon). I have also contributed to some really cool theme park projects.
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Tammy and the T-Rex needs a Jurassic World-style reboot. Audiences won't be prepared for it, but that's even more reason to make it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
PREDATOR: BADLANDS is such a satisfying reinvention and pivot. Made up of familiar parts but wields its narrative tools with pleasing precision.

Some of the finest creature effects since SKULL ISLAND, maybe. Elle Fanning delights, as usual.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Do I know anyone who I could commission to make a pig mask for a horror film?

Looking specifically something that feels somewhat handmade, rough around the edges, almost thrown together with found objects. If this is your area, please reply or DM me!
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Between this and “did women ruin the workplace” and a litany of other corrosive nonsense that’s contributed to our dire present moment, I’ve stopped taking the New York Times seriously, and so should you. The institution is compromised.
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Epic Universe is a theme park full of cute lil guys
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
We gotta stop abusing the term “theme park.” The word you’re looking for is “carnival.”
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You guys… I have an update.

11 months later, Universal Home Entertainment has acknowledged the error, fixed it for the forthcoming 4K disc re-release, and is sending me an updated copy!

Good things can happen!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
DON'T PEEK was included as part of @fangoria.bsky.social's "10 Indie Horror Films That Are Criminally Overlooked!" Super surreal. So grateful that our film is finding its audience.
www.fangoria.com/essential-in...
10 Indie Horror Films That Are Criminally Overlooked
We love our horror blockbusters, but we also need to shine some more light (and love) on these indie gems! Add these to your watchlist immediately. How many have you already seen?
www.fangoria.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Saw the immortal John Carpenter and his tremendous band take us on a ride through his illustrious film career. What a gift. Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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IMO democracy becomes impossible in the absence of any social or political norms against lying.
Kristi Noem: "No American citizens have been arrested or detained. We focus on those who are here illegally. And anything you would hear or report that would be different than that is simply not true and false reporting."
October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Weeks later, I'm still marveling at the logistical and technical feat that is MASQUERADE, the new Phantom of the Opera immersive in NYC. A staggeringly lush, immediate, and exciting adaptation. Narrative expansions trialed in the uneven 2004 film really come to life here. Can't wait to see it again.
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"AMC Decides They Could Use the Money"
AMC and Netflix have finally decided to work together.

The theater chain will show ‘KPOP DEMON HUNTERS’ on 400 screens during Halloween with discussions ongoing on other theatrical opportunities.
October 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checked out Stuart Gordon's final film, STUCK, on the Criterion Channel last night.

Nasty little nail-biter that demonstrates Gordon never lost his touch for tight, twisted, and frequently funny horror. You can also catch it on Tubi.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Starting to plan our Tokyo Disneyland trip as part of our honeymoon next year, and… boy do they make this needlessly complex!
October 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I was a project manager and later a creative producer on this project. Real sink or swim moment, had to cut my teeth on a million things at once.

Sadly never got to visit, but proud of the final product given the time and budget crunch.
The Cartoon Network Hotel in Pennsylvania is closing down on January 1

It will then be rebranded as Dutch Wonderland Inn
October 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Listening to the just-released live recording of the late Gavin Creel's brilliant musical, WALK ON THROUGH. It's about his experience visiting The Met for the first time (yes, really).

It's a shattering, life-affirming, joyous piece. What a gift he gave us. I encourage you to give it a listen.
September 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I got the Panasonic DP-UB820, regarded by many as the best available 4K player under $1,000, for my birthday. Paired with my Sony OLED TV and sound system, the Dolby Vision presentation for many of my discs has been astounding.

THE WILD ROBOT, IN THE HEIGHTS, and CHILD'S PLAY 2 all look fabulous.
September 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
That Starbucks restructure/layoff is probably going to be felt by anyone who goes there. At least two popular locations near my place are shuttering.
September 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am 13th Floored to report that LA Haunted Hay Ride stepped it up this year. Our expectations were basically zero after a disastrous run a few seasons ago, but we were pleasantly surprised.

The nickel and diming is still atrocious and leaves a bad taste in the mouth, but there's good stuff here.
Between a one free general admission ticket and a 50%-off-any-ticket coupon -- both from Midsummer Scream -- I paid $33 for two tickets to the LA Haunted Hayride this evening.

Reader, I was prompted to spend more money for perks and add-ons *five times* before I was permitted to actually check out.
September 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Between a one free general admission ticket and a 50%-off-any-ticket coupon -- both from Midsummer Scream -- I paid $33 for two tickets to the LA Haunted Hayride this evening.

Reader, I was prompted to spend more money for perks and add-ons *five times* before I was permitted to actually check out.
September 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I was initially baffled why they chose to delay this again when the series has been screened for press with the review embargo lifted...

...and then I realized Stardust Racers is probably prominently featured.
BREAKING NEWS: The Epic Universe docuseries is postponed again.

"Epic Ride: The Story of Universal Theme Parks" will now release Nov. 17 on Peacock. It was originally slated for July 24, then Sept. 29.

Our review: buff.ly/OuA0Au4
September 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Pretty stunned they went ahead with this. I know it's EOQ, but... like... read the room? Maybe?
BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...
September 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How I'm feeling these days
September 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It doesn't feel good to rip on a haunt that's delivered quite a few excellent, boundary-pushing shows, but people deserve to know what they're getting with this year's DELUSION.

Start to finish, the actual show is 25 minutes long. Historically, their shows are about 65 minutes or so.
September 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM