Kyle Tague
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Kyle Tague
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Writer/director.
Sometimes I help design theme parks.
DON'T PEEK is out on Tubi, Screambox, and other digital platforms now!
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Hello, new and old internet friends. Finally making the transition from Twitter.

If you don't already know me, I'm a writer and director with an affinity for horror and genre, and last year, I directed my first feature (news soon). I have also contributed to some really cool theme park projects.
Tonight’s feature: BODY OF EVIDENCE. Streamed on Criterion Channel.

Remember when erotic thrillers looked like movies?

Lush lighting to die for. Sexual taboos dragged kicking and screaming into the harsh light of a courtroom. Willem Dafoe and Madonna don’t hold back. Recommended.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I really wanted to love METROID PRIME 4. The story offers more than a few intriguing ideas, and it plays great, with mostly excellent combat.

But it also suffocates on its emptiness. The world is frequently derivative, if not dull. The game goes through the motions more than it compels the player.
February 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
A lot of people around here repeatedly said that pointing out this possibility was needless fear mongering. Now what?
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Democrats at all levels need to loudly and repeatedly refute this type of rhetoric, on every platform possible, whenever it comes up. When they don't, the silence creates suspicion amongst low-info voters, and the narrative takes hold.

We've seen this happen again & again. What are we doing here?
🚨BREAKING: Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-La.) echoed electoral conspiracy theories espoused by President Donald Trump, saying election results in “blue states” like California “just look[] on its face to be fraudulent,” even though there’s no proof. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
House Speaker welcomes Trump call to ‘take over’ elections, claims Dem wins appear ‘fraudulent’
“It just looks on its face to be fraudulent," Johnson said. “Can I prove that? No."
www.democracydocket.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I'm getting married this month.
February 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Sick of this dystopian tech overlord men with no panache and bad haircuts enabling a pants shitting president and bald hitler wannabe trying to undo things that can’t be undone ass reality we are living. They are so tedious and venal. It’s galling.
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
So is anyone in the mainstream media ecosystem planning to push back, demand answers, and report on this as the five-alarm fire it is? Anyone in Congress going to aggressively condemn this? Or are we just going to let the Overton window continue to shift…?
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:

"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Mocktail prices are really out of control. A small glass of glorified juice should not cost $12. These recipes don't have to be needlessly complex or call for an elaborate, time-consuming mix of ingredients.
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
If you want to see how deep the brain rot goes (and lose a chunk of your faith in humanity), take a look at any comment section on a post where a celebrity condemns what’s going on.

I know some of the accounts are bots, but many aren’t. These people have been entirely & utterly propagandized.
January 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
A very clarifying, if sobering, thread.
🧵: As the week ends there are 3 different things going on to keep in mind. 1) No matter what happens in the Senate today/this weekend, it will not stop the ICE/CBP actions. This is because the ridiculous 9 figures of ops & detention funds are locked in from last years One Beautiful Bill. 1/
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The existential danger will remain until the majority of Democrat politicians come to terms with this reality, even if they sweep the midterms. It's been abundantly obvious for well over a decade now.

It's why the "reach across the aisle" schtick rings hollow and hurts vastly more than it helps.
The central political divide today in the U.S. is not between two sides offering slightly varying iterations of the same underlying political bargain but between a tradition affirming the historic liberal-constitutional order and one that enthusiastically strips rights from ideological opponents.
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Important to emphasize here that the White House *just* released a doctored photo of an arrest without disclosure. Harder to convincingly alter video, especially from multiple angles, but keep that in mind if/when this alleged footage is released.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Alex Pretti's killing was recorded on body-camera videos, DHS says
Investigators are reviewing videos of the shooting from multiple angles, a Department of Homeland Security spokesperson told NBC News.
www.nbcnews.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Wandered over to Threads, and it's nearly as bad as Twitter. Teeming with rabid M*GA cultists spewing disinformation and blind hatred -- and the algorithm keeps shoveling more and more of it into my feed.

Hard to see how anyone who spends substantial time over there doesn't lose their marbles.
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Revisited the DUNGEONS & DRAGONS movie last night.

It is a crime that we don’t already have two more of these with another on the way.
January 25, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Once again: This strategy is predictably not working. I’m horrified and infuriated, but I’m not surprised.
What is the Democrats messaging to people heading into midterms? Don’t escalate, repress your emotions, keep donating and try not to get shot?
January 24, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Absolute shame that THE BONE TEMPLE is dead on arrival at the box office. It’s staggeringly good.

I just don’t think you can do these chapter-driven horror franchise plays with rapid theatrical releases, no matter their empirical quality. Didn’t work for THE STRANGERS, didn’t work here.
January 24, 2026 at 6:56 AM
And many (most) reachable Americans have no idea because our largest media organs are diseased, compromised, and committed to keeping up an increasingly grotesque facade of normality.

It’s beyond parody, and those driving it need to be removed and held accountable, too.
The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Yeah, I don't pretend to have the answers, but this is not a winning message.
What is the Democrats messaging to people heading into midterms? Don’t escalate, repress your emotions, keep donating and try not to get shot?
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The thing they don’t tell you about the fake weed they use for film shoots is that it smells really, really bad.
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Every morning I read the news and I feel sick. It's getting worse and will almost certainly continue to. I know despair and helplessness is what they want, but I can't help but concede that's where I'm at.
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Our feature film shoot is going fairly well so far, but folks, I do not recommend scheduling one a month and a half before your wedding.
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Tomorrow, we embark on another adventure in moviemaking. The scrappiest kind: little to no budget, a few actors, a camera, & a dream.

I can't help but be moved by my collaborators who believe so much in this film & my ability to deliver something exciting & meaningful. Let's make the dream real.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
What are we doing here?
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?

MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO

T: So force is on the table?

M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
A delight/fair warning: Criterion’s excellent new 4K disc release of PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE tucks an abrupt jump scare into the otherwise placid main menu if you linger too long…
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Distracting myself from the latest atrocities by disassembling my apartment for the film shoot.

It’s unbelievably demoralizing. What can even be said? Everything was telegraphed. None of it is a surprise, including this sustained, suffocating sense of helplessness.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM