Kyle Tague
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Kyle Tague
@kyletague.bsky.social
Writer/director.
Sometimes I help design theme parks.
DON'T PEEK is out on Tubi and other digital platforms now!
Hard recommend Jollywood if you need to get creative, we had a great time last year
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Last I checked, whenever they've used the Mummy extended queue building, it's just been "black box" rooms with zero theming. If it's being clawed back as the permanent extended queue, it'd be cool if they could at least restore some of the wall wraps and monitors that were ripped out
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It'd be nice if they bothered to, uh, retheme the Mummy queue if it's going to serve that purpose going forward
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It is literally designed to look good for this one shot
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I just don’t get why they thought this setup would work. No offense whatsoever to Rob Lake, but he’s not a magician with household name recognition. It needed to be Muppets-first, Lake second. What we got was Muppets cameos supporting a solid enough magic show.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Of the things Epic needs in the short term, another Potter attraction is not one of them!
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh! And a Mole Person that’s seen better days.
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I can give you a Thing, a dapper doctor, and this foot.

(Dark Universe rules, of course.)
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Supposed to fly out to MCO tomorrow morning. We'll see!
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Very brief date
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Absolutely terrific! Great breakneck pace. For the most part, very respectful audience, too.
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Yeah not feeling jazzed about this
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
There has to be something we’re missing in this story.
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not just Congress, but the wealthy, period. Even private plans run into trouble when there are no ATCs keeping the skies safe.
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM