Kyle MacLean
@kylemaclean.com
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You should get a tax credit for being a Leafs fan.
May 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You should get a tax credit for being a Leafs fan.
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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
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No, no, no.
A neck is not a bell.
You do not “ring” a neck.
You wring it.
Do I throw the book across the room or do I forgive the copy editor this once?
A neck is not a bell.
You do not “ring” a neck.
You wring it.
Do I throw the book across the room or do I forgive the copy editor this once?
February 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
No, no, no.
A neck is not a bell.
You do not “ring” a neck.
You wring it.
Do I throw the book across the room or do I forgive the copy editor this once?
A neck is not a bell.
You do not “ring” a neck.
You wring it.
Do I throw the book across the room or do I forgive the copy editor this once?
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Dinner is a jello fruit cup because last night I ate so much Capn Crunch I cut my mouth up and it still hurts.
I turn 48 next week.
I turn 48 next week.
February 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Dinner is a jello fruit cup because last night I ate so much Capn Crunch I cut my mouth up and it still hurts.
I turn 48 next week.
I turn 48 next week.
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I think Bluesky is a great platform and I’m here to stay. However, a bookmark function would make the experience SO much better and much more functional for research/ information gathering, especially for reporters. Pretty please @support.bsky.team @bsky.app ?
January 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I think Bluesky is a great platform and I’m here to stay. However, a bookmark function would make the experience SO much better and much more functional for research/ information gathering, especially for reporters. Pretty please @support.bsky.team @bsky.app ?
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Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
January 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
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If you’re telling people things are so bad that there’s no time to talk about their hobbies and interests and little joys, it turns out you DO have time for a hobby: being an insufferable douche.
January 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If you’re telling people things are so bad that there’s no time to talk about their hobbies and interests and little joys, it turns out you DO have time for a hobby: being an insufferable douche.
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It would be much easier for a few states to join Canada than for Canada to join the USA.
We are open to considering applications for provincial status from California, Washington, Hawaii and the one state that’s between California and Washington.
We are open to considering applications for provincial status from California, Washington, Hawaii and the one state that’s between California and Washington.
January 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It would be much easier for a few states to join Canada than for Canada to join the USA.
We are open to considering applications for provincial status from California, Washington, Hawaii and the one state that’s between California and Washington.
We are open to considering applications for provincial status from California, Washington, Hawaii and the one state that’s between California and Washington.
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Non cat-owner: How can you let your cat....
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me: Let me stop you right there.
January 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Non cat-owner: How can you let your cat....
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me: Let me stop you right there.
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Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
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Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
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There’s polling that’s genuinely meant to learn something relevant, and there’s polling meant to generate some headlines. Considering you can get 1 in 10 people to agree with just about anything, this strikes me as exclusively the latter. www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
Poll suggests 13% of Canadians think Canada should become the 51st American state
A new Leger poll suggests 13 per cent of Canadians would like the country to become the next U.S. state.
www.cp24.com
December 11, 2024 at 1:19 AM
There’s polling that’s genuinely meant to learn something relevant, and there’s polling meant to generate some headlines. Considering you can get 1 in 10 people to agree with just about anything, this strikes me as exclusively the latter. www.cp24.com/news/canada/...