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Roger Baker
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Insolvency lawyer and commercial litigator. Art school dropout. Father of French bulldogs and unfinished projects.
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Don't you hate it when you sign something without reading it, and then remember you're a lawyer and supposed to read things?
Read that as IKEA and thought that might be a bit too complicated for particle board and wooden dowels.
September 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
One of my clients is in the news tonight on a decision I was counsel on. This is the closest I’ve ever come to paying to get past a paywall on a newspaper’s website.
September 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I’m doing a bit of solicitor work today so I’ve amended my drafting style to exclusively use run-on sentences, as is customary among corporate lawyers.
September 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This giant industrial machine is making me hungry. That can only mean that the Vyvanse has worn off for today.
Ice cream cone manufacturing line.
September 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just wrapped 9 weeks of trial and trial prep. Anyone still out there? What’d I miss?
September 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The Vyvanse is wearing off and I feel hungry for the first time I can remember.
July 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
There are not enough insolvency lawyers to help 14 million people. Not all will need us but more will than we could ever serve.
July 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The thing about ADHD is that you never know if you’re finished with a project for the night or for 600 days. Finally, getting back to this.
June 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I lingered on a facebook ad a little too long and some guy came to the door to sell me the same product.

Please tell me that’s a coincidence.
June 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I screwed up the vyvanse to coffee ratio today and I am both jittery from caffeine and exhausted from the vyvanse wearing off.

Anyway, this what ChatGPT says it’s like to speak with me. #adhd
June 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
No one can really prepare you for the day when gardening becomes enjoyable.
June 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
How was everyone’s weekend? Do anything fun? Pass any kidney stones?
June 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This app would be way better if people replied to posts. As much as I enjoy talking to myself, I can do that without being online.

Also, it gets better reactions IRL.
May 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
How are you supposed to hold these little cups? Do I need 8 of these to replace one brewed coffee?
May 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Rome. Or parts thereof.
May 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
May 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Today’s wander around old Vilnius.
May 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When I was a kid we would drive to the US to buy cheap stuff and bring it back to Canada. Now it’s time for folks in the northern states to visit us to buy US products cheaper than they can at home. Oh, and grab some maple syrup while you’re here.
May 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
We did not have a reservation but for a moment Yana was sure we were going to a happy cat cafe.
May 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Vacation hours.
May 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Views from the museum of modern art in Vilnius today.
May 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It seems highwayman robbing travellers is still a thing. Warm regards to Play Airlines.
May 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Iceland highlights.
May 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM