Mackerel Celebrini
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Mackerel Celebrini
@kyledemetrius.bsky.social
I have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate in Vermont
This hasn’t been true in a single game this year. This is just bullshit platitudes that make no sense because he’s a very tree ran, you can’t hold him accountable
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Flames are 11-1 in their last 12 against San jose. Have a feeling that will change tonight with them being the 32nd ranked team and offence and with SJ having Mack and the second coming of Dominik Hasek
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I posted in the second period on twitter that the Sharks were getting caved in (they were) and that it was nice to have the familiar Sharks team we all know and love back, like a cozy blanket on a cold night. These are some of the responses and they are still coming lol what a hell hole lol
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
lol, lmao even
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Praise be to our lord and saviour, Yaroslav Askarov

The Sharks had no business winning that game, but he has turned into a literal brick wall
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If warso doesn’t hold Klingberg responsible for today’s game, what’s the point of anything he says from now on?
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Eklund needs to come down and cover the rail road pass. The other forward can cover the pass from down low to the high cross ice d man, otherwise like here he’s just standing in no man’s land doing nothing. This Pk is far too passive
Matt Boldy gets #MNWild on the board.
1-0
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The PK letting a cross ice pass go through to a wide open Boldy is hilariously bad penalty killing.

Good bonus though, Askarov got all the way over and Boldy had to put that in a tiny top corner
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That is an incredibly dumb penalty by Goodrow lol
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Klingberg will not be held responsible for his disaster first period, and will continue to log heavy minutes. Hurts my head
Askarov bails out Klingberg who tried to do too much to create a clean breakout in the corner. Too many moves
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Every sharks player should buy Askarov and Ned a drink, because the structure is still so bad, but the goalies have come up huge. It’s a bit conceding when the goalies read the PP and react better and before the PKers
18 straight PKs for the #SJSharks
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
John Klingberg pinched at centre ice for some reason, got beat by Daemon Hunt of all people, then takes a hooking penalty. Please can we give more of his minutes to the young d men finally
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Oh dear god. Make way kids we gotta play this witches hat instead
The San Jose Sharks have activated Nick Leddy from IR.
#TheFutureIsTeal
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m back
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The hardest part of the rebuild is going to be when the Sharks are sustainably good and the fans and media need to change their thought pattern to pointed critiques/talking about winning on the margins/holding people accountable. Right now wins are fun and losses are still part of the process
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Just capitulating, spineless drivel from the Toronto Star. Appeasement never works, I’d rather Canada and the provinces stand up to the maga nazi bullshit. It might hurt right now, but I can’t stress this enough, make them hurt more
March 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Lakshya Jain school of dipshittery lol
All the media outlets treating Trump's threats to annex Canada like a fun thought experiment is a great example of my belief that many people covering politics think politics are a sport where every outcome is just a different jersey, rather than serious issues that affect real people.
Lots of thoughtful social media criticism of our question for Sunday's Checkup and we listened. The new question: what do you think of Trump's comments about Canada becoming the 51st state? The show's being simulcast on more than 100 NPR stations. It's a chance to make your voice heard.
February 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fuck yes
Yes, that’s real.
February 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Bill Guerin’s gonna get a bunch of people to storm the NHL offices to have the result overturned.
February 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Eat shit America, cunts
February 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Wow. No notes.
February 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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who’s banned from the olympic team? i’ll start: everyone on the lightning and related to the lightning organization as a whole
February 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
John Cooper should be fired immediately for how much he played that shit lightning line
February 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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lol
February 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM