teabiscuit
@ktwiegman.bsky.social
Trixie Biscuit, L.A. Derby Dolls announcer, Maximum Fun Media Co-op Worker-Owner, Dog Guy, Pedant. Trans rights (she/her) #GKG
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Start following you congress people with shame bells
Go full THEATRE KID
they want to act a monkey give them a CIRCUS
Go full THEATRE KID
they want to act a monkey give them a CIRCUS
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Start following you congress people with shame bells
Go full THEATRE KID
they want to act a monkey give them a CIRCUS
Go full THEATRE KID
they want to act a monkey give them a CIRCUS
I am about to become a menace
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I am about to become a menace
Grant Imahara was so cool.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Grant Imahara was so cool.
Ever seen a post so good you died of envy
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Madani tried to ban Charlie Kirk from speaking at an event in Long Island in 2023.
New York City, make your voice heard.
For Charlie!
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"Madani." Did you come in 5th place in the spelling bee too?
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November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ever seen a post so good you died of envy
It's hard to know what to wish for after "salt the earth" because watching the results of tilling, planting, and watering the salted earth is not physically arresting
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It's hard to know what to wish for after "salt the earth" because watching the results of tilling, planting, and watering the salted earth is not physically arresting
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Bluesky mods' anxiety skyrocketing when they learn that TOS Violators is a demographic with rising political power
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Bluesky mods' anxiety skyrocketing when they learn that TOS Violators is a demographic with rising political power
I would have raced to watch too
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died at age 84. And, today, voters in New York, Virginia and New Jersey choose new leaders in key races. n.pr/3XgOEdT
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dies. And, Election Day races to watch
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died at age 84. And, today, voters in New York, Virginia and New Jersey choose new leaders in key races.
n.pr
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I would have raced to watch too
If I only had cameras in my eyes, I could share a photo of the 8- or 9-year old girl who just rocked up to my door dressed as Sabrina Carpenter
And if she only had cameras in hers, she could share the look on my face when she told me
And if she only had cameras in hers, she could share the look on my face when she told me
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If I only had cameras in my eyes, I could share a photo of the 8- or 9-year old girl who just rocked up to my door dressed as Sabrina Carpenter
And if she only had cameras in hers, she could share the look on my face when she told me
And if she only had cameras in hers, she could share the look on my face when she told me
When someone didn't read the directions
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When someone didn't read the directions
Sure going to miss this view.
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sure going to miss this view.
No, I will not share my pills
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
No, I will not share my pills
Good morning to every poster in this thread; I hope you have a magnificent day
You ready to ride that needle???
i wanna lose about 20 lbs so i don't have to buy new clothes. but i also don't want to exercise.
Surely, there is some compromise.
Surely, there is some compromise.
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Good morning to every poster in this thread; I hope you have a magnificent day
The most relaxed man in Los Angeles right now
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The most relaxed man in Los Angeles right now
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Joe Davis: I love pineapple
John Smoltz: it’s a great, great fruit
An actual exchange between them just now
John Smoltz: it’s a great, great fruit
An actual exchange between them just now
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Joe Davis: I love pineapple
John Smoltz: it’s a great, great fruit
An actual exchange between them just now
John Smoltz: it’s a great, great fruit
An actual exchange between them just now
Y'all thought I was kidding? I was not kidding
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Y'all thought I was kidding? I was not kidding
The announcers have ascended. They are on another plane.
"Watermelon: If it's good, it's good. That doesn't look like the finest watermelon. Maybe it was at the start."
"Watermelon: If it's good, it's good. That doesn't look like the finest watermelon. Maybe it was at the start."
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The announcers have ascended. They are on another plane.
"Watermelon: If it's good, it's good. That doesn't look like the finest watermelon. Maybe it was at the start."
"Watermelon: If it's good, it's good. That doesn't look like the finest watermelon. Maybe it was at the start."
Dieter Ruhle is out of songs
Please reload Dieter Ruhle
Please reload Dieter Ruhle
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Dieter Ruhle is out of songs
Please reload Dieter Ruhle
Please reload Dieter Ruhle
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“Baseball!” the children shout, and there was baseball. “More baseball,” they say, and more baseball follows. “Baseball forever!” they cry, and from a gnarled tree, somewhere in the urban wilderness of Elysian Park, the witch cackles, “Oh! Now we’re talking.”
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
“Baseball!” the children shout, and there was baseball. “More baseball,” they say, and more baseball follows. “Baseball forever!” they cry, and from a gnarled tree, somewhere in the urban wilderness of Elysian Park, the witch cackles, “Oh! Now we’re talking.”
Incredibly crisp audio on the baserunner un-Velcroing his pads
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Incredibly crisp audio on the baserunner un-Velcroing his pads
Saw some good dogs this weekend
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Saw some good dogs this weekend
Robot sock party when
ELON MUSK: “If we build this robot army, do I have at least a strong influence over this robot army? … I don't feel comfortable building that robot army unless I have a strong influence.” Read the full piece from @aarianmarshall.bsky.social on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk Wants ‘Strong Influence’ Over the ‘Robot Army’ He’s Building
In a Tesla earnings call Wednesday, the world’s richest man pondered the future of his company’s Optimus robots—and his control over them.
www.wired.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Robot sock party when
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This is just to say
i have taken back
everything
i ever sent you
in the chat
and which
you were likely
quoting
in a story
Forgive me
you're not a journalist
so it's weird
just letting you know.
i have taken back
everything
i ever sent you
in the chat
and which
you were likely
quoting
in a story
Forgive me
you're not a journalist
so it's weird
just letting you know.
This is actually a perfect meme.
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
October 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is just to say
i have taken back
everything
i ever sent you
in the chat
and which
you were likely
quoting
in a story
Forgive me
you're not a journalist
so it's weird
just letting you know.
i have taken back
everything
i ever sent you
in the chat
and which
you were likely
quoting
in a story
Forgive me
you're not a journalist
so it's weird
just letting you know.
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I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
October 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I found a 19th century Cat Villain!