teabiscuit
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It's not so much that I couldn't afford the coffee table as that I can not afford cocaine
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
It's not so much that I couldn't afford the coffee table as that I can not afford cocaine
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Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?
Posted this and instantly forgot all about it, so naturally had an anxiety attack when I came back an hour later to 30+ notifications
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Posted this and instantly forgot all about it, so naturally had an anxiety attack when I came back an hour later to 30+ notifications
It's been so long since I did 5calls.org that my phone says I just called Kamala Harris and Dianne Feinstein.
Anyway, today is a great day (and right now is a great time) to do 5calls.org.
Anyway, today is a great day (and right now is a great time) to do 5calls.org.
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It's been so long since I did 5calls.org that my phone says I just called Kamala Harris and Dianne Feinstein.
Anyway, today is a great day (and right now is a great time) to do 5calls.org.
Anyway, today is a great day (and right now is a great time) to do 5calls.org.
Seems like desecration to do Ryan Stiles like this
I usually try to eschew elitism in all forms, but enough is enough. These people are dumb fucking yokels. They live in a completely different reality than I do, and I don’t want to share a country with them any longer.
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Seems like desecration to do Ryan Stiles like this
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Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
Jesus Christ, Hollander, take off your socks
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Jesus Christ, Hollander, take off your socks
I have no idea what this means but I stand by it
if you don't say "time to get gooped" when you jump into the goop at the end of day 2 nightboss, then what are you doing
#nightreign
#nightreign
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I have no idea what this means but I stand by it
"[Before they put on masks] they were still identifiable as who and what they are and always were—seething, unappeasable, deliriously and defiantly pig-stupid, and absolutely a threat to the peace and comfort and flourishing of everyone and anything else. The masks only make them easier to see."
Fascists Are Pathetic | Defector
Two days before a shouting cluster of its agents surrounded the car of a Minneapolis mother and shot her to death last week, ICE was demanding answers from the Hilton hotel group on X.com. “Why did yo...
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January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
"[Before they put on masks] they were still identifiable as who and what they are and always were—seething, unappeasable, deliriously and defiantly pig-stupid, and absolutely a threat to the peace and comfort and flourishing of everyone and anything else. The masks only make them easier to see."
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California is one of Earth's favorite creations and sometimes she holds it up close to the sun so that he may see it better (and then everything is suddenly on fire)
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
California is one of Earth's favorite creations and sometimes she holds it up close to the sun so that he may see it better (and then everything is suddenly on fire)
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Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
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January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Best liquor store
It's hard to be blue when the Liquor Fountain is flowing.
January 9, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Best liquor store
The only good replies in this whole thread
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The only good replies in this whole thread
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*snort* fucking BANGER
The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
*snort* fucking BANGER
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Can’t wait tau faurget saume auld acquaintances. THEY KNAUW WHY.
December 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Can’t wait tau faurget saume auld acquaintances. THEY KNAUW WHY.
Highlight of New York (so far): made a lady rage-quit a Macy's Christmas window display game
December 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Highlight of New York (so far): made a lady rage-quit a Macy's Christmas window display game
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Christmas baby. It's chicken time
December 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Christmas baby. It's chicken time
The Tiny Tim, so beautiful!
And lo! he did NOT die --
And a thousand thousand Tiny Tims
Lived on; and so did I.
And lo! he did NOT die --
And a thousand thousand Tiny Tims
Lived on; and so did I.
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The Tiny Tim, so beautiful!
And lo! he did NOT die --
And a thousand thousand Tiny Tims
Lived on; and so did I.
And lo! he did NOT die --
And a thousand thousand Tiny Tims
Lived on; and so did I.
The holiday pizzas are ready for action
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The holiday pizzas are ready for action
Thought it was cute how these folks on Christmas Light Fight would add the names of every kid in the neighborhood and then I remembered they live in Riverside
December 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Thought it was cute how these folks on Christmas Light Fight would add the names of every kid in the neighborhood and then I remembered they live in Riverside