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What if I bought another set of linen sheets. Would that fix it? #linen
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.

Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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having identical reactions to people when they say they use chatgpt for something as when they say that they ate at jersey mike's or a subway... i'm not religious but you're aware you only have the one human soul, right. why are you feeding it into a paper shredder
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Who remembers big fish little fish cardboard box
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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BURGIN - dashare.zone ADMIN
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Would a waffle fix things you think?
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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King: boy those Epstein emails
King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate
Neil Gaiman: hello everyone
Gaiman: i'm back
Barker: oh boy
Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Is it possible to write a program to monitor a venue's booking site to alert when some days are open? I'm checking a venue in Berkeley but its weekend spots go fast! Someone's also locked in reoccurring slots, but occasionally a cancellation opens up.

Don't suggest using AI. Just don't. Thanks!
February 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING WHITE LOTUS IF IT ALWAYS ENDS BADLY
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Remember, kids:

Your friends won't see your Substack posts, but Neil Gaiman and a large number of Nazis and blue wave grifters will.
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
🥰🥰🥰No.🥰🥰🙏
Aquarius: Just stop, already.
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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MYTH: Waterfall selfies are over. Waterfall selfies are passe.
FACT: The golden age of waterfall selfies is getting even goldener.
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
This is right up there with that guy who ALLEGEDLY shit his pants outside the Chick-fil-A at GenCon
February 2, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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reposting with alt text for accessibility:

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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DEFUND ALL POLITICANS AND COPS - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 31, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Between projects for the briefest of moments so might actually read a book for fun later today
a woman with pink and blue hair is reading a book and drinking from a cup
Alt: Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad maybe? reading a book and drinking a cappuccino with pinkie extended
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts”

And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world

But you know what
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] heeeeeey stephano king!
Musk: i gotta greata business proposition for you
Musk: how you lika ta maka some real money
Musk: i gotta opening atta grok
Musk: but you gotta be a real epic to get it
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM