Fattig
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Every bible is a holy bible. But I think they should make some extra holy, or mild flavor.
January 15, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Every bible is a holy bible. But I think they should make some extra holy, or mild flavor.
Before the kool aid man, people were just as capable of running through walls, but it was seen as gauche. But when he started doing it, the taboo faded.
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Before the kool aid man, people were just as capable of running through walls, but it was seen as gauche. But when he started doing it, the taboo faded.
I used to get so frustrated during the Bone Temple that I would skip it entirely with the upside-down horse glitch. But when I replayed that part a few years ago on an N64 emulator, it wasn’t as bad as I remembered.
I love that we’re starting to get an influx of zero-context posts that say “I liked the bone temple” “the bone temple is good” etc
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I used to get so frustrated during the Bone Temple that I would skip it entirely with the upside-down horse glitch. But when I replayed that part a few years ago on an N64 emulator, it wasn’t as bad as I remembered.
You can put your own pills in a wad of peanut butter like you’d do for a dog. Nothing’s stopping you.
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
You can put your own pills in a wad of peanut butter like you’d do for a dog. Nothing’s stopping you.
If you voted against all this in ‘24 I appreciate you.
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
If you voted against all this in ‘24 I appreciate you.
Long Dam Trail? I’ll say it is! Heyoooo
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Long Dam Trail? I’ll say it is! Heyoooo
Hosting the New Year’s Eve show must surely be a high water mark for Ryan Seacrest.
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Hosting the New Year’s Eve show must surely be a high water mark for Ryan Seacrest.
My one hope for 2026 is that I can get an apartment.
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
My one hope for 2026 is that I can get an apartment.
Literally used up the last of the thyme on New Year’s Eve, smdh
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Literally used up the last of the thyme on New Year’s Eve, smdh
My New Year’s resolution? 4K! #lol #JustForLaughs
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My New Year’s resolution? 4K! #lol #JustForLaughs
Christmas has the Christ child, New Year’s Eve has baby new year. The rest of the holidays need babies. Arbor Day baby. La bébé de Bastille Day.
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Christmas has the Christ child, New Year’s Eve has baby new year. The rest of the holidays need babies. Arbor Day baby. La bébé de Bastille Day.
Please invest in my new startup, Bombadil. We arrange picnics for corporate team building events with mandatory karaoke and poetry readings, but we don’t tell people about that part upfront.
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Please invest in my new startup, Bombadil. We arrange picnics for corporate team building events with mandatory karaoke and poetry readings, but we don’t tell people about that part upfront.
2026 is actually a very special year numerically, because 2 + 0 + 2 + 6 = 10! Big wow!
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
2026 is actually a very special year numerically, because 2 + 0 + 2 + 6 = 10! Big wow!
“Mary did you know?
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?”🎶
No. Why would I know that? Get the hell out of my manger.
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?”🎶
No. Why would I know that? Get the hell out of my manger.
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“Mary did you know?
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?”🎶
No. Why would I know that? Get the hell out of my manger.
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?”🎶
No. Why would I know that? Get the hell out of my manger.
Santa lives in the realm of the mythical, so when he sets foot in an ordinary house, there’s a descent-into-hell quality to the whole affair—especially since he enters via the chimney, a place of fire and soot. And he does this a million times in one night. He’s speedrunning katabasis.
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Santa lives in the realm of the mythical, so when he sets foot in an ordinary house, there’s a descent-into-hell quality to the whole affair—especially since he enters via the chimney, a place of fire and soot. And he does this a million times in one night. He’s speedrunning katabasis.
In heaven, everyone sits around all day playing their flutes for the lightning dogs. And I think that’s beautiful.
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
In heaven, everyone sits around all day playing their flutes for the lightning dogs. And I think that’s beautiful.
“Christmas” is a marketing stunt for the Die Hard film franchise.
December 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Christmas” is a marketing stunt for the Die Hard film franchise.
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Some particularly precocious wildflowers from my hike today. Bluewitch nightshade, maybe? Idk. Lots of green, but this was the only purple I saw in 15 miles, so it stood out.
December 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Some particularly precocious wildflowers from my hike today. Bluewitch nightshade, maybe? Idk. Lots of green, but this was the only purple I saw in 15 miles, so it stood out.
New musical instruments for 2026:
- cellu, the cello for U!
- dire tuba
- bicycle oboe
- bananaphone (not like a telephone, like a sousaphone. And you have to explain it like that over and over again, to the point that the explanation is itself the instrument)
- rhiano
- cellu, the cello for U!
- dire tuba
- bicycle oboe
- bananaphone (not like a telephone, like a sousaphone. And you have to explain it like that over and over again, to the point that the explanation is itself the instrument)
- rhiano
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
New musical instruments for 2026:
- cellu, the cello for U!
- dire tuba
- bicycle oboe
- bananaphone (not like a telephone, like a sousaphone. And you have to explain it like that over and over again, to the point that the explanation is itself the instrument)
- rhiano
- cellu, the cello for U!
- dire tuba
- bicycle oboe
- bananaphone (not like a telephone, like a sousaphone. And you have to explain it like that over and over again, to the point that the explanation is itself the instrument)
- rhiano
We’re all going to get in our big trucks and do donuts and honk at God.
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We’re all going to get in our big trucks and do donuts and honk at God.
What if we kissed at the intersection of Prince of Persia Road and Final Fantasy Road? haha jk… unless…
The municipality of Zaragoza in Spain contains a "video game neighborhood" that began development in 2010 with a street called "Avenida de Súper Mario Bros" and has since expanded to 10 streets named after various video game franchises.
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What if we kissed at the intersection of Prince of Persia Road and Final Fantasy Road? haha jk… unless…
I hate when people try to bamboozle me with flimflam. I’m very susceptible to flimflam.
December 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I hate when people try to bamboozle me with flimflam. I’m very susceptible to flimflam.
EVERY CHARACTER IN ‘A CHRISTMAS STORY’: You’ll shoot your eye out!
THE LEGENDARY GUNSLINGER URIAH HOUT: I was only a boy when I kilt my first man. Fitting that it’s a boy what’s gonna do me in, I reckon.
THE LEGENDARY GUNSLINGER URIAH HOUT: I was only a boy when I kilt my first man. Fitting that it’s a boy what’s gonna do me in, I reckon.
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
EVERY CHARACTER IN ‘A CHRISTMAS STORY’: You’ll shoot your eye out!
THE LEGENDARY GUNSLINGER URIAH HOUT: I was only a boy when I kilt my first man. Fitting that it’s a boy what’s gonna do me in, I reckon.
THE LEGENDARY GUNSLINGER URIAH HOUT: I was only a boy when I kilt my first man. Fitting that it’s a boy what’s gonna do me in, I reckon.