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Aldo Raine
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krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
March 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
Vegeta can hug his son before sacrificing himself to Majin Buu and my dad couldn’t even come to a dinner 10 years ago lol
March 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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theonion.com
Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...
February 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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maladroithe.bsky.social
Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
I actually might hate this app. It’s just an echo chamber for liberals-centrists to make each other feel ok about not listening to minorities.
February 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
This encapsulates modern liberals. Gotta be spoon fed how they should feel rather than paying attention.
February 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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johnfugelsang.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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cheftips.bsky.social
my plan to throw coffee beans at houses instead of eggs has been foiled
January 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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mushqoom.bsky.social
how are yall gonna say u wanna resist but u can’t even get rid of twitter
January 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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joshuajfriedman.com
This goes hard (part 2)
Second part of extremely long tweet by Colombian president Gutavo Petro, auto-translated from Spanish. hands of the white libertarians, heirs of Lincoln and of the black and white peasant boys of the USA, before whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which I reached, after walking the mountains of Italian Tuscany and after being saved from Covid. They are the USA and before them I kneel, before no one else. Overthrow me, President, and the Americas and humanity will respond. Colombia now stops looking north, looks at the world, our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Córdoba, the civilization at that time, of the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood has the black resisters turned into slaves by you. In Colombia is the first free territory of America, before Washington, of all America, there I take refuge in its African songs. My land is of goldsmithing existing in the time of the Egyptian pharaohs, and of the first artists of the world in Chiribiquete. You will never dominate us. The warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom and who is called Bolívar opposes us. Our people are somewhat fearful, They are somewhat timid, naive and kind, loving, but they will know how to win the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all of Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, now Panama, formerly Colombia, which you murdered. I raise a flag and as Gaitán said, even if it remains alone, it will continue to be raised with the Latin American dignity that is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather did not know, and mine did, Mr. President, immigrant in the USA, Your blockade does not scare me; because Colombia, in addition to being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know that you love beauty as I do, do not disrespect it and it will offer you its sweetness. COLOMBIA FROM TODAY IS OPEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OP…
January 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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joshuajfriedman.com
This goes hard
Extremely long tweet by Colombian president Gutavo Petro, auto-translated from Spanish. Continued in next post. Trump, I don't really like traveling to the US, it's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some worthy things, I like going to the black neighborhoods of Washington, there I saw an entire fight in the US capital between blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like bullshit to me, because they should unite. I confess that I like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller. I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, in the history of the US, are memorable and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders with the electric chair, the fascists who are inside the US as well as inside my country. I don't like your oil, Trump, you are going to end the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a shot of whiskey, which I accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it's difficult because you consider me an inferior race and I am not, nor is any Colombian. So if you know someone who is stubborn, that's me, period. You can, with your economic strength and your arrogance, try to carry out a coup d'état as they did with Allende. But I will die in my law, 1 resisted torture and I resist you. I do not want slavers next to Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next to Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you cannot accompany me, I will go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world and you did not understand it, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels Aureliano Buendía, of whom I am one, perhaps the last. You will kill me, but I will survive in my town which is before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom. You do not like our freedom, okay. I do not shake hands with white slavers. I shake the
January 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
It’s done.
January 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
This made me lol
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
I didn’t watch. Was it the refs this time or can the Bills just not get it done?
January 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
Lol it was 10-7 Bills at like 4mins and I check back and now it’s 21-10 Chiefs 😂
January 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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gregolear.bsky.social
Don’t worry, WSJ is on the job…
January 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
Fixing a sink is always fun.
January 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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shannondrake.bsky.social
January 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
First thing the new Secretary of Defense is going to attack is the hotel mini-bar
January 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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kayandskittles.bsky.social
Classic Simpsons teaches us that Gen X was convinced that referencing a movie you've seen without really parodying or adding anything funny to it still constituted a joke.
January 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
Ok. What the actual fuck?
birdy56.bsky.social birdy56.bsky.social @birdy56.bsky.social · Jan 25
Watching Migrants be deported I have this feeling; what if we need these laborers to help pick produce, build homes, replant trees, help re-build infrastructure
🤔
January 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
Lord please forgive my transgressions. Please save me from whatever hell subjects me to this millennial humor
January 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
I’m just waiting for Greg Abbott to do the same shit here in Texas…
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
krptochrnocunalite.bsky.social
Imma be honest. I don’t think I have enough jokes and humor left in the tank to cover for me the next 4 years.
January 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM