krory.bsky.social
@krory.bsky.social
"C'mon guys! If we let the troops have beards, how will we see their Schmiss?!?!?!"
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This looks like a prettied up Maw Maw from Dredd. This smile is the last thing you see before she bites your face off.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is why you have to take a ferry to real New York, SI-ers.
this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They believe you, they just can't continuously monetize that type of game, so they ignore you. Every game must be FIFA or Fortnite, the line must go up. Infinite profit or it's not worth doing.
It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us
Dispatch has sold 1 million copies in under two weeks
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Well yes. We do that a lot.
The United Nations has just declared that the U.S. has committed war crimes.
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This baseball game is 1 out away from being two baseball games, and I need it to get there.
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
World Series really showing why the 'runner on second in extras' rule was created for the regular season.
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Having attended UGA and being familiar with the street this happened on, this dude is WILD for thinking this would go any other way. Hopefully the video of the ass beating he received pops up soon.
When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.

We can never normalize this:
October 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Seeing a man who cannot spell or define 'metaphor' create the perfect one for his presidency on complete accident would be art if it wasn't so maddening.
I know we're in the "post-truth" era and American don't seem to pay attention to anything but I dunno man even my cynical ass saw motherfuckers tearing down part of the White House and had a visceral response.
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Do what Vladimir wants or he'll use the war materiel he no longer has (because you destroyed it) to destroy you!" Citation fucking needed there Tie-for-dick.
"The US president tossed aside maps of the frontline in Ukraine, insisted Zelenskyy surrender the entire Donbas region to Putin, and repeatedly echoed talking points the Russian leader had made in their call a day earlier"
on.ft.com/4n9nlNd
Trump urged Zelenskyy to accept Putin’s terms or be ‘destroyed’ by Russia
US president tossed aside maps of Ukraine frontline in volatile White House meeting
on.ft.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If you don't put your shopping cart away, you cannot be trusted to complete ant task unsupervised.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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My daughter the One Piece fan drew this poster for her No Kings rally today
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Remember, anyone who says this doesn't actually mean 'expert.' They mean 'People who tell me I'm wrong.'
RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.
October 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Books are always worse if written in present tense.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AliExpress no longer ships to the US. As soon as Temu and Shien follow suit, people are gonna march on the capital.
increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down
How bad are tariffs going?

I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business.

UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me.

That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯
October 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I have yet to see a single person evangelizing this monstrosity explain how it would work in an actual set environment with other people
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
October 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Having called a meeting to show all the Brass that they are unserious dumbfucks, The Trump admin now plans to destroy the only way enlisted men can afford food. They hope this will soften the blow of their next major rollout; mandatory Jodies for every military spouse.
I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time
October 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Seeing people reveal that they have no idea how Catholicism works will never not be funny
Far-right Catholics freaking out about the Pope doing normal Pope things will always be entertaining.

The Pope blessed some water? Can you even imagine?
October 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm sure all the non-combat service members (most of them) are super excited by this message.
Hegseth: "A few months ago I was at the White House when President Trump announced his liberation day for America's trade policy. It was a landmark day. Well, today is another liberation day. The liberation of America's warriors ... you kill people and break things for a living."
September 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
TAKE. THE. POINTS. KIRBY. FUCK.
#uga
September 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is the face of a boy who has definitely walked up to the first Hispanic person he saw in a hotel and tried to have them clean his room.
The new face of Republican youth outreach:

A kid named Brilyn Hollyhand (lol), who flies private while arguing against raising the minimum wage.
September 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Losing the threat of having your ass beat for being a shitty person has done so much damage.
this is why we need to bring back shame

there need to be consequences for being a huge asshole, there need to be standards for how you behave in a decent society

the rules cannot be set by the worst of us
the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse
September 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Lost amongst all the other obvious lies - what the fuck weapon could this guy have been using that he needed a stripper clip; technology that went out of use at the same time as the dynamo.
I cannot with these lying Nazis. “We found anti-ICE messaging engraved on the bullets.” And it actually just says ‘anti-ICE written’ with a Bic pen. That is the work of a dirty cop/FBI agent with half a brain.

This is a school project done last minute on the bus.
September 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"During the service, Adams asked if he could perform a traditional Jewish hymn, and launched into a rousing rendition of 'If I was a Rich Man' from the hit musical 'Fiddler on the Roof'" - the article if this was the best possible world.
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM