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Dan of Green Gables
@kozuh.bsky.social
Writer at The Hard Times, Infinite World Magazine, McSweeneys, and others. Author LINGERIA novel and Garages & Grievances TTRPG; CHI ➡️ ATL ➡️ ITH
You have exactly 2 weeks in order to affect your Spotify Wrapped so that it isn’t just the KPop Demon Hunters Soundtrack.
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Hard Times appears to be back and one of my articles was posted!
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
JP Morgan Chase netted $58.5 billion in 2024 alone. I suspect their fine for this will be maybe $50 million.
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Highlander soundtrack rips.
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It’s been months and the more I think about Alien Earth the angrier I get.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
WHAT DID YOU GET ME?!
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*Write a resignation letter in my tone and voice about how being a sexual predator doesn’t reflect who I am as a person*
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Thomas Hardy would take up at 4 am to study Latin and write poetry before going to work as an architect. I woke up at 4 am to listen to a podcast about Thomas Hardy before going to work writing forklift manuals.

We are basically twin flames.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Arriving at Costco
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Family is doing early Thanksgiving and watching old the Macys Day Parade from 1981. We have to take a drink every time they do something you absolutely couldn’t get away with today. Within the first few minutes is an elephant forced to roller skate. I’m going to be WASTED.
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
An executive at my company said AI is only as smart as the person who uses it. If I start using AI, it will probably implode and I will be the savior of the world.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Me, when I successfully report a phishing test sent by my company:
a man 's face is surrounded by green matrix numbers .
ALT: a man 's face is surrounded by green matrix numbers .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
TIL Tito hated Stalin so much he banned Soviet films in communist Yugoslavia which led him to import Mexican films instead because he felt they were more “revolutionary.” This led to a Yugoslavian obsession with mariachi music and the creation of Yu-Mex music… youtu.be/HVMpPmi-GCU
Miroslava Mrdja - Zasto moram da te volim - (Audio 1969)
YouTube video by Diskos Official
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Apropos of, uh, everything, here's a spoof toy ad by me and @jlongo.bsky.social for the latest edition of @currentaffairs.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Just found the folder from when I was so bored I put other TV shows' episode titles over #StarTrek #TNG title cards.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hear me out...
Time Life Mysteries of the Unknown: The Role Playing Game
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The fun thing about knowing you’re never going to be able retire is that you can watch the economy burn and not worry about it effect on your long term investments.
BREAKING: The United States economy posts its worst year for layoffs since 2009, with layoffs surging 183% in October compared to September of this year.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*I die and enter hell*

SATAN: Hey, there he is! I guess they just let anyone in here.
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Reposted by Dan of Green Gables
Higher quality cos I'm a sicko
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I finally found a therapist I can be open with!
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sci-Fi writers will build a world so complex it creates society never before conceived but then name the city some half-hearted garbage like Neo New York or Electronicsville.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Watch how fast the government reopens after this massacre.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Huh, you’d think CNN would have asked that question before the election.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The polls have been closed for two minutes… where are my results already?!?!
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Damn right #VOTE #boobs
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM