Harlan Ellison County, USA
@kozuh.bsky.social
Writer at The Hard Times, Infinite World Magazine, McSweeneys, and others. Author LINGERIA novel and Garages & Grievances TTRPG; CHI ➡️ ATL ➡️ ITH
#FrozenFoodInASongOrMovie
The Kid Cuisines Aren’t Alright
The Kid Cuisines Aren’t Alright
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
#FrozenFoodInASongOrMovie
The Kid Cuisines Aren’t Alright
The Kid Cuisines Aren’t Alright
Timeline cleanse, teenage crush?
(Bonus: see quoted post)
(Bonus: see quoted post)
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Timeline cleanse, teenage crush?
(Bonus: see quoted post)
(Bonus: see quoted post)
This TV Guide cover has better cinematography than most current movies
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
This TV Guide cover has better cinematography than most current movies
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Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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Children need to be exposed to healthy, heteronormative role models like an adult man with a "cave" in the garage lined with pornography and his wife who collects hilarious text art about how she chugs wine because you were born.
February 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Children need to be exposed to healthy, heteronormative role models like an adult man with a "cave" in the garage lined with pornography and his wife who collects hilarious text art about how she chugs wine because you were born.
It’s so weird to say the sentence “I’m boycotting the #RoyalRumble because the WWE is actively dismantling the Department of Education, not to mention its connection to Saudi human rights violations.”
It sounds like a dystopian sci-fi written by Armando Annucci.
It sounds like a dystopian sci-fi written by Armando Annucci.
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It’s so weird to say the sentence “I’m boycotting the #RoyalRumble because the WWE is actively dismantling the Department of Education, not to mention its connection to Saudi human rights violations.”
It sounds like a dystopian sci-fi written by Armando Annucci.
It sounds like a dystopian sci-fi written by Armando Annucci.
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so many balds in aew 😂
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
so many balds in aew 😂
To the Democrats in power, ignoring executions in the streets:
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
To the Democrats in power, ignoring executions in the streets:
Current Mood: Dr. Daniel Jackson unable to decipher the cartouche.
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Current Mood: Dr. Daniel Jackson unable to decipher the cartouche.
What number do you think Erika Kirk is coming out at in this year’s Royal Rumble? #WrestleSky
January 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
What number do you think Erika Kirk is coming out at in this year’s Royal Rumble? #WrestleSky
GUY: Oh man the late-90s really were the greatest time to grow up!
Have you done anything to aid in helping create that for today’s children?
GUY: Oh god no! In fact I’m actively working against it.
Have you done anything to aid in helping create that for today’s children?
GUY: Oh god no! In fact I’m actively working against it.
January 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
GUY: Oh man the late-90s really were the greatest time to grow up!
Have you done anything to aid in helping create that for today’s children?
GUY: Oh god no! In fact I’m actively working against it.
Have you done anything to aid in helping create that for today’s children?
GUY: Oh god no! In fact I’m actively working against it.
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yankee candle should do a The Bread Aisle candle
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
yankee candle should do a The Bread Aisle candle
I am gunna apply and my cover letter is going to be a video of me going down a waterslide of hot sauce into a pool of ranch dressing
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I am gunna apply and my cover letter is going to be a video of me going down a waterslide of hot sauce into a pool of ranch dressing
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December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Derek is a human Far Side cartoon. #StrangerThings
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Derek is a human Far Side cartoon. #StrangerThings
Thinkin’ about getting into #Warhammer…
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Thinkin’ about getting into #Warhammer…
When Anubis walks in with an itty-bitty vase and a round thing called the Sphinx you get SPRUNG!
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When Anubis walks in with an itty-bitty vase and a round thing called the Sphinx you get SPRUNG!
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I don’t really root for Moxley or Fletcher but to see people on here calling that match “meh” is absurd. #AEWWorldsEnd
a man in a gold shirt is sitting in a chair and says `` well , then there is no pleasing you . ''
ALT: a man in a gold shirt is sitting in a chair and says `` well , then there is no pleasing you . ''
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December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I don’t really root for Moxley or Fletcher but to see people on here calling that match “meh” is absurd. #AEWWorldsEnd
A Chicago Street Fight is just like a normal street fight but it’s dipped in beef gravy and smothered in giardiniera. #AEWWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A Chicago Street Fight is just like a normal street fight but it’s dipped in beef gravy and smothered in giardiniera. #AEWWorldsEnd
I slipped on some ice today and it took me longer to get up than Fletcher landing on his neck! #AEWWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I slipped on some ice today and it took me longer to get up than Fletcher landing on his neck! #AEWWorldsEnd
Wow Moxley might not bleed this match… aaaaaaaand he lost a tooth. #aewworldsend
December 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wow Moxley might not bleed this match… aaaaaaaand he lost a tooth. #aewworldsend
Moxely acts like he’s the working man’s wrestler but he’s like that “blue collar guy” that dives a $60k Dodge Ram #aewworldsend
December 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Moxely acts like he’s the working man’s wrestler but he’s like that “blue collar guy” that dives a $60k Dodge Ram #aewworldsend