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Mr. Boat's Wild Ride
@kowboat.bsky.social
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//they/them flesh automaton; artist(?), writer(??), variety streamer(???)
//30 or 40 years old, does not need this
//art & reposts often NSFW🔞 babies get outta here

kowboat.neocities.org // personal site & gallery
#art | #nsfwart | #blender // tags
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Mr. Boat's Wild Ride @kowboat.bsky.social · Oct 15
uhhh hello #portfolioday i'm Kowboat and i make digital art

I do original work & commissions, I make 3d models (mostly vrchat avatars), and I also made a website that i sometimes remember to update. gaze upon my works and despair

kowboat.neocities.org (some 🔞 in gallery)
saucy pinup of a robotic character from No Man's Sky, because why not. they're wearing one of those skimpy "draw your OC in this" dresses that was going around a while back my OC Sssteve all dressed up to... i don't know, motivate some racecar drivers i guess? drawn by request from somebody on my discord a PNGtuber commission for @taleofshinobi w/ included talk frame, depicting a friendly-looking robotic character with a TV screen for a face a screenshot from Blender showing a mostly finished 3D model of my avatar, a little MST3k-esque robot guy made of found parts & wearing a big puffy jacket
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spritestar0.bsky.social
Four Gears Survival Promo Art!

Shoutouts to @skeletalpha.bsky.social @tecknomancervt.bsky.social and @halfpint-harlequin.bsky.social
TecknomancerVT, Sprite_Star0, SkeletAlpha, and Halfpint_Harlequin in the video game Vintage Story looking up at the meteor shower in the night sky.
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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chaffxgrenade.bsky.social
"The Thing" licensed movie game for the PlayStation 2 (PS2). The word "thing" has been erased from the title.
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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impage.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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70sscifiart.bsky.social
Moebius, "Nighthawks"
The cafe from Edward Hopper's Nighthawks painting has been transported to a mostly empty desert, and the four people in the cafe have gathered at the front to look out at a floating blue blob of an alien with weird tentacles and a halo.
December 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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knaveofclubs.bsky.social
My commission queue is wide open again
info ToS: tinyurl.com/ybd5sgzc
Form link: tinyurl.com/yc5tusan
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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dbzepisodes.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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atomicspaceage.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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halfpint-harlequin.bsky.social
Fuck it we ball. I may be resting tomorrow so let's do some more Voices of the Void! This time with 80% fewer mental breakdowns over buzzing flies!

We're LIVE~!

www.twitch.tv/halfpint_har...
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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tyreforhyre.bsky.social
i think about this preview screenshot of caius cosades' face on the Morrowind Enhanced Textures nexusmod page far too often. i've never used the mod because most attempts to upscale textures meant for low poly or lord forbid billboard sprites are a fucking travesty. anyway here you go.
September 18, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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gnarlyghost.bsky.social
Cyber Punks
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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headfallsoff.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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halfpint-harlequin.bsky.social
First we clean up more trash, then...

We anomaly hunt with @khazhollows.bsky.social in Observation Duty 8~!

We're LIVE~!

www.twitch.tv/halfpint_har...
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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tyrannotycoon.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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akouryo.bsky.social
I love Minmo so much I made a HD version off of the original texture
July 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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moomanibe.bsky.social
Of all the writeups I've read on horses, this one feels like it's engaging with the combination of Text and Moment the most specifically, the most thoroughly. Really good read.
and yet, I think this scene is perhaps the most important in the entire game insofar as what is happening in the text. The daughter terlls Anselmo that she KNOWS these horses are people. this is not merely some avant-garde absurdist twist; it is textual that the horses are human beings. they are slaves. she knows this. her father knows it. the priest that visits the farm knows. but it’s okay. you see, these people are degenerates! and maybe even if they don’t don’t deserve this treatment, they have dangerous ideas. we’re never told why those ideas are but it doesn’t matter. they are different, they are “others” and because of that… because of the implied deviancy… it is okay for them to be mistreated. likewise, those games are art… because Horses has become to some folks an example of some kind of degenerate art… we shouldn’t worry about the storefront bans. “I hope you get to live your entire live as a human being!” the daughter says. It is chilling, a threat without even meaning it to be one. For the moment, Anselmo is a “human being” in the eyes of the farmer but there is a suggestion that this could change. For whatever reason, he could become something else. Not a human being. And therefore subject to the same violence as all the other horses. for many of us, this is threat we live with. to be trans in america is to constantly skirt the line between “human being” and something else, for instance. many people in my life still see my humanity but there’s always the threat that could stop. that the propaganda will take hold and I will not get to live my life as a human being. so it goes to people of color, people with mental health issues. and more.
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social
Now you can mail this postcard to your dad 👽 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...
Photo of a postcard featuring the paperback paradise book The Alien That Sucked Me Dry, additional copy reads: a male alien blew me and it was so good I’m gay now Back of The Alien That Sucked Me Dry featuring the following written message: Hey dad, this happened to me!! See you at Christmas…
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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formalandy.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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halfpint-harlequin.bsky.social
Here's the week's schedule!

Observation Duty 8 with @khazhollows.bsky.social today, might start or end with VOTV too.

Captain Wayne Tuesday, VOTV Wednesday, an Art Stream Thursday, and more Four Gears Vintage Story Friday!

See ya soon~!
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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marlowebarlowe.bsky.social
'Tis the Season! You need Gifts and I need Cash! If you let me include a Funny Winter Guy™️ in your comm you get a special discount. Basically, I'm paying YOU for an extra character!

Inversely, if you ask me to draw a Christmas tree you're paying extra...

Message me here or on discord for details
Full Portrait - $100 USD Half Portrait - $70 USD Reference Sheet - $200 USD $20 per additional character My bunny appears suddenly saying "But that's not all!" "I'm offering a discount!*" *If you let me draw Funny Winter Guys (displayed below are examples: Schnabelperchten, Mari Lwyd, and Krampus
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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skeletalpha.bsky.social
NEW WEEK NEW SCHEDULE

Most of the same continues! However, on Wednesday ill be doin art and D&D prep while hangin with @bellpeppervt.bsky.social !!

Also, on Saturday in the early afternoon, will be part of a multiperson Ocarina of Time randomizer for @missylanieous.com 's birthday!!!
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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nicodelort.bsky.social
this map for Disco Elysium Final cut is i believe the most time consuming jobs i've done
was super fun
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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catgirlhell.art
dog thats fucking crazy
catsuka.bsky.social Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 2d
Christmas commercial for Infinitum (recycling company, Norway).
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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gerardriley.bsky.social
It's been a while since I've done any pretty renders of my vehicles.

Too busy working on mod projects.
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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mintcaketime.bsky.social
pals you gotta quit spotify
Spotify now features Al band clones discussion .. . King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard prominently left Spotify earlier this year. Today this was recommended to me by their release radar: https://open.spotify.com/intl- de/artist/6WFS7oPAEirPXePSayORzn?si=jtf|za1qI- gRyUUBjD-EHA A bad Al ripoff, from aesthetics to band name, copying their songs. = Spotify® Open App King Lizard Wizard 29,303 monthly listeners Follow Popular Rattlesnake 32,355 The River 5,881 Gamma Knife 4,345 ... ... ..
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM