Kornlock
@kornlock.bsky.social
Smarter than I look, dumber than I smart. jonkorn.com
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
had me choking on my spaceghetti
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
had me choking on my spaceghetti
Make sure your gainz aren't actually heavy metals!
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Make sure your gainz aren't actually heavy metals!
Incredible point.
I'll go one further: does the existence of the Christmas Adventure Club imply that ALL movies are actually Christmas movies???
I'll go one further: does the existence of the Christmas Adventure Club imply that ALL movies are actually Christmas movies???
October 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Incredible point.
I'll go one further: does the existence of the Christmas Adventure Club imply that ALL movies are actually Christmas movies???
I'll go one further: does the existence of the Christmas Adventure Club imply that ALL movies are actually Christmas movies???
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Turns out all it took was 600 billion @kentremendous.bsky.social screenshots!
NEW YORK (AP) — Major League Baseball will use robot umpires to call balls and strikes as part of a challenge system next season.
September 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Turns out all it took was 600 billion @kentremendous.bsky.social screenshots!
[Guy in Godzilla pointing at sky and screaming voice]:
September 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
[Guy in Godzilla pointing at sky and screaming voice]:
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Transgender studies professor Dr. Susan Stryker tears Gavin Newsom a new one while accepting the Transgender Legacy Award from the California state legislature 🔥🔥🔥 @susanstryker.bsky.social
August 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Transgender studies professor Dr. Susan Stryker tears Gavin Newsom a new one while accepting the Transgender Legacy Award from the California state legislature 🔥🔥🔥 @susanstryker.bsky.social
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I am fucking begging people to go to this website and do what it says and get rid of the AI summaries tenbluelinks.org
August 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I am fucking begging people to go to this website and do what it says and get rid of the AI summaries tenbluelinks.org
How do I log this on @letterboxd.social? ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
How do I log this on @letterboxd.social? ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Got the Habibi working like 'bless his heart'
August 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Got the Habibi working like 'bless his heart'
All in on this. We see you Sloppers!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kJusab/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kJusab/
shoutout to Monica. Incredible command over the English language
TikTok video by intrnetbf
www.tiktok.com
July 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
All in on this. We see you Sloppers!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kJusab/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kJusab/
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In a night of pure magic with the incomparable @thejoedante.bsky.social and some gremlin friends, we had the best time at our sold out screening of GREMLINS 2 on 35mm (big shout out to our projectionists who helped make the night so unforgettable)
July 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In a night of pure magic with the incomparable @thejoedante.bsky.social and some gremlin friends, we had the best time at our sold out screening of GREMLINS 2 on 35mm (big shout out to our projectionists who helped make the night so unforgettable)
Age verification? I bought "I Wanna Sex You Up" ON CASSINGLE.
Age verification? Before someone hooked up a gaming system to our TV I had to check the back to make sure it was a Solid state one first…
It also had multiple antennae, contrast, hue, tint, vertical & horizontal hold knobs.
When we cycled through UHF channels fast, it was loud & we got yelled at.
It also had multiple antennae, contrast, hue, tint, vertical & horizontal hold knobs.
When we cycled through UHF channels fast, it was loud & we got yelled at.
Age verification? I can read & write cursive.
July 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Age verification? I bought "I Wanna Sex You Up" ON CASSINGLE.
Counterpoint: Tyler Herro's insane chest tattoo imply a sophisticated understanding of power and semiotics that could mean he's speaking about power's influence on the historiographical record?
June 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Counterpoint: Tyler Herro's insane chest tattoo imply a sophisticated understanding of power and semiotics that could mean he's speaking about power's influence on the historiographical record?
Won't SOMEBODY think of the Take Artists?
June 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Won't SOMEBODY think of the Take Artists?
All I want is to get shredded on David Lynch's concept2 www.juliensauctions.com/en/items/142...
David Lynch | Concept2 BikeErg with PM5 Exercise Bike
www.juliensauctions.com
June 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
All I want is to get shredded on David Lynch's concept2 www.juliensauctions.com/en/items/142...
If there's a Obi Toppin then there must necessarily be an Obi Bottim.
May 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If there's a Obi Toppin then there must necessarily be an Obi Bottim.
Stenographer typing furiously: LOL, LMAO
The opposition speaks: "The state does pretty well at producing market rate housing" to audible laughter from the audience.
April 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stenographer typing furiously: LOL, LMAO
Last week in Mexico -- Such egg! (Peso going for ~20/dollar) @mtsw.bsky.social
February 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Last week in Mexico -- Such egg! (Peso going for ~20/dollar) @mtsw.bsky.social
The Guy Who Is Too Tired To Hold A Grudge
January 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Guy Who Is Too Tired To Hold A Grudge