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Korie
@koribear.bsky.social
Bababooye

- 28
- they/them,
- non-binary bisexual disaster


Reposts and follows may have suggestive/18+ content. Followers plz be over 18


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Hi I'm Korie :3 a non-binary software engineer from the emerald isle

This account is mostly furry, art and occasional shitposts and the very rare self post.
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This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Cupid
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Gift from Mika
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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So! Your friend thinks you'd be interested in turning into an animal! Or maybe you're curious about it yourself? Let me help you design your VERY FIRST FURSONA, at a special discount! Sign yourself up, or introduce a nonfurry friend : https://www.cognitoforms.com/cupsofjade/YOURFIRSTFURSONA2025
October 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer
September 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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showing this to 14-year-old me after i built my first gaming PC and dying instantly
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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bro said
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Don't stare
September 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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⚡Unrestricted Glamour CHAOS ⚡

After hearing about the Glamour changes in 7.4, I had to make something about it! People will unleash some amazing, and confusing, combinations! 🔥

What sorts of combinations are you going for? Let me know!

Youtube Link (Full Resolution) Below!
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Yeah, Who's ever heard of a *mean* librarian?
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Self discovery
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Sonic Adventure 2 has all your favorite musical styles!
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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10月23日は連山の初飛行日だったので
太田飛行場で進空式をする連山犬の記念絵です
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Im in a very remote northern hotel and theres a sign at the desk that says NO PORNO ON TV. USE INTERNET OR BUY DVD $40

I cant stop thinking about what the dvd could be. Im not gonna ask tho. I bet its a single dvd from 2004 called Bit Titty School Girls 14. But what could it be.
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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> be NASCAR
> tv audience dries up
> add “playoffs” for excitement
> doesn’t work
> add “stage points” for excitement
> doesn’t work
> make championship decided by single race
> make stage results not matter for championship race
> 2/3 of championship race now completely unnecessary
> …?
> profit
November 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Happy November! Erilas in Autumn, suggested by Ordithus!
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Wishing you a delightfully devilish Halloween night 😈

📷 @kalon.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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JERMA IS SO FUNNY
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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ghost summoning
November 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Bluesky is beta testing a new “Sad Sack“ button for posts that sound like they were written by a real wet noodle. Upon pressing, the app will then audibly read the offending message back to the original poster in a Droopy Dog voice.
October 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM