Martin Koerner
@koernputer.bsky.social
Books and some more books please. Runs Foyles, walks a lot, sits down and reads.
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Martin Koerner
@koernputer.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Now I’m going to have to post something good enough to pin, aren’t I?
Next on Martin’s book and drink photo Peaks tour.
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Next on Martin’s book and drink photo Peaks tour.
Off to the Peaks.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Off to the Peaks.
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And a couple for the young people. (IYKYK)
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And a couple for the young people. (IYKYK)
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sold a copy of Mike Joyce’s The Drums to Patrick Marber today. Those are just the facts, man
November 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sold a copy of Mike Joyce’s The Drums to Patrick Marber today. Those are just the facts, man
Lads I’ve found a new worst band name. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers: ‘We don’t want to be the biggest band in the world. It’s just fun playing with our besties’
The Australian rock band are ‘legit now’ with their second album Glory. They talk about performing while underage, playing with Dave Grohl and the ‘girl band’ label
www.theguardian.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lads I’ve found a new worst band name. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Fool that I am, I’ve only just realised that the loud metallic beat that clangs out in the first verse of Costello’s I Hope That You’re Happy Now happens after he says ‘a horse that knows arithmetic’ and is clearly the horse’s hoof bashing out its answer to a puzzle. What a brilliant musical gag.
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Fool that I am, I’ve only just realised that the loud metallic beat that clangs out in the first verse of Costello’s I Hope That You’re Happy Now happens after he says ‘a horse that knows arithmetic’ and is clearly the horse’s hoof bashing out its answer to a puzzle. What a brilliant musical gag.
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
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No no no no no no no no NEVER let American shows come to London. It will all be cameos for Geri Halliwell and Richard Branson, and a posh star (Joanna Lumley?) affecting a cockney accent. There will be comedy policemen. A minor royal played by Eddie Redmayne. I veto this. I VETO IT.
‘Only Murders in the Building’ was renewed for a sixth season set in London. It’s now ‘Only Murders in the Block of Flats.’
Only Murders in the Building Season 6 Will Head to London
‘Only Murders in the Building’ was renewed for a sixth season set in London. It’s now ‘Only Murders in the Block of Flats.’
www.vulture.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
No no no no no no no no NEVER let American shows come to London. It will all be cameos for Geri Halliwell and Richard Branson, and a posh star (Joanna Lumley?) affecting a cockney accent. There will be comedy policemen. A minor royal played by Eddie Redmayne. I veto this. I VETO IT.
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an Italian restaurant in Highgate has closed and they’re not happy, I mean really ‘what a sad little life Jane’ not happy
Don Ciccio Osteria Italiana | Italian Restaurant | 1A Hampstead Lane, London, UK
Don Ciccio Osteria is a true italian resturant in North London.
Home made fresh pasta, meat and fish specialities.
We're home of the authentic italian truffle
www.donciccio-highgate.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
an Italian restaurant in Highgate has closed and they’re not happy, I mean really ‘what a sad little life Jane’ not happy
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That Louvre heist better have included a 28-minute-long wordless sequence or I swear
October 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
That Louvre heist better have included a 28-minute-long wordless sequence or I swear
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Wasabi Road.
October 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Wasabi Road.
Fresh out in the world of #JustOverheard: in Waitrose just now I saw a small boy reach eagerly for a mini-Sellotape dispenser, followed by the words from his mum “No Tom, no Sellotape today”.
October 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Fresh out in the world of #JustOverheard: in Waitrose just now I saw a small boy reach eagerly for a mini-Sellotape dispenser, followed by the words from his mum “No Tom, no Sellotape today”.
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So knackered is my attention span these days, I can't even be arsed to read all of his surname, let alone his books.
October 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
So knackered is my attention span these days, I can't even be arsed to read all of his surname, let alone his books.
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The problem with eating schnitzel is that after four mouthfuls you can’t remember a time that you *weren’t* eating schnitzel. It’s like Pilgrims Progress.
October 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The problem with eating schnitzel is that after four mouthfuls you can’t remember a time that you *weren’t* eating schnitzel. It’s like Pilgrims Progress.
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October 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Lászlóóóóóóóóóóóóóó!
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Would be great if millions watched this party political broadcast. Could you share this post?
October 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Would be great if millions watched this party political broadcast. Could you share this post?
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Starmer says past governments have been "squeamish" talking about immigration. Bullshit.
Starmer isn't bravely breaking a taboo. He's blaming vulnerable people & deflecting attention from the super rich who hoard power & wealth.
Want something better? join.greenparty.org.uk
Starmer isn't bravely breaking a taboo. He's blaming vulnerable people & deflecting attention from the super rich who hoard power & wealth.
Want something better? join.greenparty.org.uk
September 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Starmer says past governments have been "squeamish" talking about immigration. Bullshit.
Starmer isn't bravely breaking a taboo. He's blaming vulnerable people & deflecting attention from the super rich who hoard power & wealth.
Want something better? join.greenparty.org.uk
Starmer isn't bravely breaking a taboo. He's blaming vulnerable people & deflecting attention from the super rich who hoard power & wealth.
Want something better? join.greenparty.org.uk
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This is great news for Londoners! #BookSky 💙📚 🍰
Two of my favourite places are about to become one favourite place: www.hardens.com/uk-london/25...
Nose-to-tail browsing comes to Bloomsbury
Two London institutions combine next week with the opening of a new café from the St John stable at the London Review Bookshop, around the corner from the British Museum in Bloomsbury.</p>
www.hardens.com
September 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is great news for Londoners! #BookSky 💙📚 🍰
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September 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM