King Lou Fernandez
@kinglou.bsky.social
Producer, Writer, Podcaster, Voiceover, Streamer, Depressed Person. I worked at Riot Games, A+E, Columbia University & others. https://linktr.ee/loureads
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i was about to say that markwayne mullin looks like what would happen if you gave sentience to a block of wood, but i actually think the wood would be more intelligent and perceptive
Markwayne Mullin: "I agree with what Lindsey is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid."
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
i was about to say that markwayne mullin looks like what would happen if you gave sentience to a block of wood, but i actually think the wood would be more intelligent and perceptive
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
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NEW STICKERS
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+ more designs in the store
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💥 STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERY FUCKING THING
💥 AI MAKES SLOP (New for 2026)
💥 ICE GO HOME (Get Out of Our City)
💥 IMPEACH CONVICT REMOVE (New for 2026)
+ more designs in the store
→→ nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
NEW STICKERS
💥 STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERY FUCKING THING
💥 AI MAKES SLOP (New for 2026)
💥 ICE GO HOME (Get Out of Our City)
💥 IMPEACH CONVICT REMOVE (New for 2026)
+ more designs in the store
→→ nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com
💥 STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERY FUCKING THING
💥 AI MAKES SLOP (New for 2026)
💥 ICE GO HOME (Get Out of Our City)
💥 IMPEACH CONVICT REMOVE (New for 2026)
+ more designs in the store
→→ nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com
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Impeach/Convict/Remove Kristi Noem
Impeach/Convict/Remove JD
Impeach/Convict/Remove Donald Trump
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January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Impeach/Convict/Remove JD
Impeach/Convict/Remove Donald Trump
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Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius:
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
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Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius:
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
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I’ve had @dynamoe.bsky.social design my Christmas card in the past and it was an absolute classic.
Take her up on this!
Take her up on this!
I just finished designing my parents Xmas card, which is inexplicably in French this year.
Free to design your card now.
Free to design your card now.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’ve had @dynamoe.bsky.social design my Christmas card in the past and it was an absolute classic.
Take her up on this!
Take her up on this!
The Charlottesville warlords and militia have been chewing Khat all day. It makes them crazy!
September 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The Charlottesville warlords and militia have been chewing Khat all day. It makes them crazy!
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
Almost all the songs I like to sing in karaoke are a mystery to most people. That way, other people can't sing along and steal the spotlight. This was an unintentional discovery. This may not be the point of karaoke... but that's how I do it...
August 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Almost all the songs I like to sing in karaoke are a mystery to most people. That way, other people can't sing along and steal the spotlight. This was an unintentional discovery. This may not be the point of karaoke... but that's how I do it...
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This fascist needs to know we see him, we reject him, and we will expose him.
🚨 Techno-fascist billionaire Peter Thiel is building the surveillance state of Trump’s dreams.
His company Palantir is now working with Trump’s regime to track ALL Americans using AI.
This isn’t sci-fi. It’s happening. And Thiel HATES when you talk about it. So talk about it.
#50501Movement
His company Palantir is now working with Trump’s regime to track ALL Americans using AI.
This isn’t sci-fi. It’s happening. And Thiel HATES when you talk about it. So talk about it.
#50501Movement
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This fascist needs to know we see him, we reject him, and we will expose him.
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I'll stop plugging after today, I promise, but if you get an address drawn by me you'll be the envy of all your bill collectors
I digitally hand-letter your #address and give you a vector to make #labels or #rubberstamps. Each address is ONE OF A KIND made by hand, not a typeface
I copy #lettering #design from #mid-century magazines, ads, packaging, book covers etc.
$50, add a name +$10
email nobodyssweetheart@gmail.com
I copy #lettering #design from #mid-century magazines, ads, packaging, book covers etc.
$50, add a name +$10
email nobodyssweetheart@gmail.com
July 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I'll stop plugging after today, I promise, but if you get an address drawn by me you'll be the envy of all your bill collectors
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Everyone I knew who covered disinformation got laid off, their bosses got bullied into firing them, or they changed their beats from actual Nazi harassment campaigns. It cannot be stressed the damage the paid-for Substack “free speech” guys did in the service of fascism and against real free speech.
i've been trying to see what the right wing platforms (even outside of X) are showing people regarding the protests in LA and i am not sure it can be overstated just how much the AI slop is being used to reinforce the idea that downtown is a post-apocalyptic war zone
June 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Everyone I knew who covered disinformation got laid off, their bosses got bullied into firing them, or they changed their beats from actual Nazi harassment campaigns. It cannot be stressed the damage the paid-for Substack “free speech” guys did in the service of fascism and against real free speech.
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Protest sign of the day...
June 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Protest sign of the day...
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JUNE!
Still looking for a job— any leads in art direction, graphic design, illustration (+ writing, if applicable)? 25 years experience.
Top relocation destination: SF Bay Area (or out of the USA entirely)
Job market sucks ass. Any help appreciated.
portfolio: behance.net/nobodyssweetheart
Still looking for a job— any leads in art direction, graphic design, illustration (+ writing, if applicable)? 25 years experience.
Top relocation destination: SF Bay Area (or out of the USA entirely)
Job market sucks ass. Any help appreciated.
portfolio: behance.net/nobodyssweetheart
June 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
JUNE!
Still looking for a job— any leads in art direction, graphic design, illustration (+ writing, if applicable)? 25 years experience.
Top relocation destination: SF Bay Area (or out of the USA entirely)
Job market sucks ass. Any help appreciated.
portfolio: behance.net/nobodyssweetheart
Still looking for a job— any leads in art direction, graphic design, illustration (+ writing, if applicable)? 25 years experience.
Top relocation destination: SF Bay Area (or out of the USA entirely)
Job market sucks ass. Any help appreciated.
portfolio: behance.net/nobodyssweetheart
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NEW: Unbelievable. A seemingly endless line of tanks & other military vehicles arrive in DC ahead of next week's parade.
They departed Texas 5 days ago.
What a colossal waste of time, money & military resources. All for a President who has shown zero respect for service personnel.
(🎥 DW)
They departed Texas 5 days ago.
What a colossal waste of time, money & military resources. All for a President who has shown zero respect for service personnel.
(🎥 DW)
June 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
NEW: Unbelievable. A seemingly endless line of tanks & other military vehicles arrive in DC ahead of next week's parade.
They departed Texas 5 days ago.
What a colossal waste of time, money & military resources. All for a President who has shown zero respect for service personnel.
(🎥 DW)
They departed Texas 5 days ago.
What a colossal waste of time, money & military resources. All for a President who has shown zero respect for service personnel.
(🎥 DW)
Whoa. What is your secret for getting so many imaginary women to follow you?
February 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Whoa. What is your secret for getting so many imaginary women to follow you?
I really appreciate all the bots and onlyfans thots who keep reaching out to me on social media accounts to say hi. I'm sorry I'm still lucid enough to recognize that they aren't really interested in anything beyond a monthly sub or to steal my info. Bots and thots get thoughts and bon mots. Adios.
January 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I really appreciate all the bots and onlyfans thots who keep reaching out to me on social media accounts to say hi. I'm sorry I'm still lucid enough to recognize that they aren't really interested in anything beyond a monthly sub or to steal my info. Bots and thots get thoughts and bon mots. Adios.
Congestion pricing offset. Nature finds a way.
January 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Congestion pricing offset. Nature finds a way.
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
Derp!
December 23, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Derp!
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NYPD out here in Queens doing Amazon’s bidding by roughing up and arresting workers who are standing up for themselves. The @Teamsters have a right to strike and our police should be protecting them, not Jeff Bezos
December 19, 2024 at 3:19 PM
NYPD out here in Queens doing Amazon’s bidding by roughing up and arresting workers who are standing up for themselves. The @Teamsters have a right to strike and our police should be protecting them, not Jeff Bezos
I was on there. I am on here.
November 22, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I was on there. I am on here.
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New Stickers: Cats Can Read.
I printed these as samples to get bookstores to stock my stickers, but you can grab a few from my website
www.nobodyssweetheart.com/store
While there you can pick up glowing cats, umbrella cats, patch cats and pipe cats, too.
I printed these as samples to get bookstores to stock my stickers, but you can grab a few from my website
www.nobodyssweetheart.com/store
While there you can pick up glowing cats, umbrella cats, patch cats and pipe cats, too.
October 4, 2024 at 1:25 AM
New Stickers: Cats Can Read.
I printed these as samples to get bookstores to stock my stickers, but you can grab a few from my website
www.nobodyssweetheart.com/store
While there you can pick up glowing cats, umbrella cats, patch cats and pipe cats, too.
I printed these as samples to get bookstores to stock my stickers, but you can grab a few from my website
www.nobodyssweetheart.com/store
While there you can pick up glowing cats, umbrella cats, patch cats and pipe cats, too.