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Keith
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Father, beer snob, coder, linux, mac, biking, geek, comics, cuss word enthusiast, podcasts, scifi, scoutmaster, whatever, my person opinions. he/him
I’ll be here all week
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Will Smith just smacked that ball like it was Chris Rock
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I made this design a few years ago and it’s the gift that keeps on giving

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October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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ICYMI posted some of my solo scripts. Yeah, I’ve been known to write passion projects w/out @shawnabenson.bsky.social sometimes. Delight in my Last Starfighter pilot, Eastbound &. Down, Parks & Rec, and Silicon Valley specs, and a period piece. Or not, whatever. www.thebensonsisters.com/julie-benson
Julie Benson - Writing & Whatnot — Benson Sisters
Julie Benson’s solo scripts.
www.thebensonsisters.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Remember in the Matrix when Agent Smith said the matrix emulated the late 90s because that was peak civilization?

I think about that a lot.
October 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Late last year I bought my wife an espresso maker for home so can get her daily mocha fix at home instead of driving to visit the mermaid each morning.

I didn't realize that would cause layoffs and restructuring.
September 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I have been experiencing that the past few weeks myself
Now that we're empty nesters, whenever I see a parent walking with a child I think, "Yeah, I cleared that level."
September 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Chicago forever
September 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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With the Trump Administration about to roll its ugly occupation into Chicago, I wanted to write a little lyrical love letter to the city. dansinker.com/posts/202…
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you seen Goof on the Roof?
August 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hot take: fuck this shit
June 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
F5 Friday is back on the menu... but this time on Thursday
June 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@dansinker.com @maureenjohnsonbooks.com If there was any doubt about the "breakup" square on SOUP... i think its been erased today
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.
November 22, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Not sure if I’m moving here, but lots of my folks I miss from that other place have seem to have landed here. I might as well take a peek.
November 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
September 28, 2023 at 5:19 PM