Kevin Allman
@kevinallman.bsky.social
I’ll be posting soon. Jokes and journalism. Slow-walking over here. #nolatwitter
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Hard to see Benjamin Netanyahu stay in leadership after the biggest security failure in Israeli history.
Hard to see Trump stay in leadership after being found guilty of felonies.
Hard to see
Hard to see Trump stay in leadership after being found guilty of felonies.
Hard to see
Hard to see @schumer.senate.gov being able to stay in leadership after this or in the senate, he was not the man for this moment
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hard to see Benjamin Netanyahu stay in leadership after the biggest security failure in Israeli history.
Hard to see Trump stay in leadership after being found guilty of felonies.
Hard to see
Hard to see Trump stay in leadership after being found guilty of felonies.
Hard to see
Oh, piss off into the sun.
“Well played, Democrats”???
“Well played, Democrats”???
This promise is worthless but I understand the politics of it. This leaves all the damage at the feet of Republicans going into the midterms. Well played Democrats. Well played.
The deal would include a promised vote on extending Obamacare tax credits in December, the sources said. It could also include some kind of language to help federal workers who have been laid off under the shutdown.
www.axios.com/2025/11/09/s...
www.axios.com/2025/11/09/s...
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Oh, piss off into the sun.
“Well played, Democrats”???
“Well played, Democrats”???
I don’t know why these people hate drag queens so much
Paula Deen, who admitted to using the n-word, popped up at Mar-a-Lago this weekend
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I don’t know why these people hate drag queens so much
Ground beef in 1/2 price bin. Cheese on sale. Corn tortillas for 99c.
This will make 12 meals.
This will make 12 meals.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ground beef in 1/2 price bin. Cheese on sale. Corn tortillas for 99c.
This will make 12 meals.
This will make 12 meals.
“If you liked student loans, you’ll love this!”
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“If you liked student loans, you’ll love this!”
Like … shredded Cheddar? Grated Parmesan? Crumbled feta? I’m trying to picture this.
Manfriend, who puts cheese on his jambalaya, is judging me for putting potato salad on my gumbo.
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Like … shredded Cheddar? Grated Parmesan? Crumbled feta? I’m trying to picture this.
Glad to hear it. Almost Thanksgiving and we are still in summer.
After several days of dry, balmy weather and temperatures reaching into the 90s, California is expected to see a dramatic change in the weather this week, likely beginning on Wednesday when a storm system will usher in lower temperatures and heavy rain and snow.
Heavy Rain Expected in California After Spell of Unusually Warm Weather
Areas across the state could record anywhere from one to five or more inches of rain. The Sierra will get some snow.
nyti.ms
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Glad to hear it. Almost Thanksgiving and we are still in summer.
Anyone else have Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder? We’re on an uninterrupted stretch of 90-degree days here in mid-November and my body is crashing.
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Anyone else have Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder? We’re on an uninterrupted stretch of 90-degree days here in mid-November and my body is crashing.
I love the twists and turns in this Yelp review
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I love the twists and turns in this Yelp review
“It’s not spicy, it’s PROPERLY SEASONED” would be all I needed.
7. If you were a pull string toy, what would be your phrases?
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“It’s not spicy, it’s PROPERLY SEASONED” would be all I needed.
Sure, the Ross Douthat thing is bad but the worst thing in the NYT today is a recipe for “baked kale rice”
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sure, the Ross Douthat thing is bad but the worst thing in the NYT today is a recipe for “baked kale rice”
The people in charge have cured my imposter syndrome for good and salted the imposter earth.
Every time I get imposter syndrome the NYT runs a story that lets me know I’m doing just fine
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The people in charge have cured my imposter syndrome for good and salted the imposter earth.
The NYT has called it for Yes on 50 with only two percent of the vote counted, which is wild. Right now it’s 74-26.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The NYT has called it for Yes on 50 with only two percent of the vote counted, which is wild. Right now it’s 74-26.
WHEN DID THE NEW YORKER BECOME $10 PER ISSUE
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
WHEN DID THE NEW YORKER BECOME $10 PER ISSUE
My late cat was Robert. I got regular preapproved credit card offers for “Robert Allman” about once a week.
I love when animals have formal human names.
I have a new client dog named "Charles." 😂
I have a new client dog named "Charles." 😂
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My late cat was Robert. I got regular preapproved credit card offers for “Robert Allman” about once a week.
For $36, what does Lidl’s 10-person feast include? Here’s a list:
http://www.wwltv.com/article/news/nation-world/lidl-thanksgiving-meal-bundle-2025/507-6eb226c0-e35a-4d6d-b1f4-de2d8c0f75ba
http://www.wwltv.com/article/news/nation-world/lidl-thanksgiving-meal-bundle-2025/507-6eb226c0-e35a-4d6d-b1f4-de2d8c0f75ba
Lidl's Thanksgiving feast offers 10-person spread for $36
Lidl is the latest grocer to announce an affordable Thanksgiving feast, with Walmart and Aldi offering similar bundles for $40.
www.wwltv.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Seems extravagant. My security detail at @gambitweekly.bsky.social never topped $5000 a day
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Seems extravagant. My security detail at @gambitweekly.bsky.social never topped $5000 a day
Is anyone reevaluating air travel plans for the next couple of months?
November 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Is anyone reevaluating air travel plans for the next couple of months?
No idea why I’m liking this so much
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
No idea why I’m liking this so much
I’m reading John Tottenham’s novel “Service” and am amused at the narrator, a sort of Ignatius Reilly working in an Echo Park used bookstore
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m reading John Tottenham’s novel “Service” and am amused at the narrator, a sort of Ignatius Reilly working in an Echo Park used bookstore
Once again I whiffed on a Halloween costume because I couldn’t decide between Sexy Dudley or Sexy DeBosier
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Once again I whiffed on a Halloween costume because I couldn’t decide between Sexy Dudley or Sexy DeBosier
Gotta go to Trader Joe’s in a minute but I’m scared of welfare queens in their fresh weaves rioting in the “Selected Whites” wine aisle.
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Gotta go to Trader Joe’s in a minute but I’m scared of welfare queens in their fresh weaves rioting in the “Selected Whites” wine aisle.
Wow. If the city ever needs a Fake Helena just slap some sunglasses on her and let her cook.
I walked out the Mini Mart and legit thought this was Helena.
November 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Wow. If the city ever needs a Fake Helena just slap some sunglasses on her and let her cook.
No, no, and OH HELL NO
Congrats to Ben Shapiro on his new CNN gig! variety.com/2025/tv/news...
CNN Election Night Surprise: Streaming-Only Live-Cast With Harry Enten, Charlamagne tha God, Ben Shapiro
CNN's Election Night coverage will include a streaming-only live cast led by Harry Enten and featuring guests like Charlamagne tha God and Ben Shapiro
variety.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
No, no, and OH HELL NO