Alan Williams
@kentwill.bsky.social
To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born…
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This is how you do it folks
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is how you do it folks
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Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg
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Almost no one in this photo looks like a living human being. Several look like a bit of time passed before they were dug up.
“Bad news, Mr President. Sly Stallone can’t make it to the ceremony”
“That’s fine. We’ll use the waxwork. Nobody will notice”
“That’s fine. We’ll use the waxwork. Nobody will notice”
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Almost no one in this photo looks like a living human being. Several look like a bit of time passed before they were dug up.
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Mockler: First of all, it's not Hegseth derangement syndrome to say that a former Fox News host shouldn't be leading the most powerful military in the world…
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Mockler: First of all, it's not Hegseth derangement syndrome to say that a former Fox News host shouldn't be leading the most powerful military in the world…
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Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
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Strong Floor, No Ceiling except we've always been negotiable on the floor part, it doesn't have to be a floor-floor, it can kind of be vibes, but hey the ceiling is limitless, you're probably going to be one of the handful of people who become a multimillionaire, stay focused on that
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling except we've always been negotiable on the floor part, it doesn't have to be a floor-floor, it can kind of be vibes, but hey the ceiling is limitless, you're probably going to be one of the handful of people who become a multimillionaire, stay focused on that
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It's not that the kid is wrong, it's that he's wrong with utter and serene confidence. When people ask me why I wrote The Death of Expertise, it wasn't ignorance that compelled me to write, it was this kind of unbreakable, completely self-assured ignorance that did it.
Lololol @samseder.bsky.social has to very slowly explain to this dude that government agencies don't pay taxes lolol
March 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It's not that the kid is wrong, it's that he's wrong with utter and serene confidence. When people ask me why I wrote The Death of Expertise, it wasn't ignorance that compelled me to write, it was this kind of unbreakable, completely self-assured ignorance that did it.
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Note to self: check homeowners insurance.
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Note to self: check homeowners insurance.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
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They’re so close to realizing why prices increased so much…
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They’re so close to realizing why prices increased so much…
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Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.
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I’ll bring the hammer if you’ll bring the nails.
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I’ll bring the hammer if you’ll bring the nails.
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Top left: bored. Top right: pretending to care. Bottom left: astral projection. Bottom right: full reboot.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Top left: bored. Top right: pretending to care. Bottom left: astral projection. Bottom right: full reboot.
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Steve and Brad are playing 'The floor is lava'. They're stuck.
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Steve and Brad are playing 'The floor is lava'. They're stuck.
