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Kenneth Roland
@kennethroland.bsky.social
Author of Interdimensional Travel While Impaired and The Unicorn and the Psychic Telephone.
Writing competition junky.
I got one of those cat animals, and I feel like she likes the dog better than me. The whole dog/cat thing appears to be a lie. #ragdoll #pug
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Well, it's in. I wrote a short story ... I scrapped it and let my subconscious write a story. I'm submitting that one to @notquitewrite.com . Went Team Ed! Sorry @akscotland.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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The Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction has begun!

Choose a team and write a 500-word story based on your team’s prompts to compete for thousands of dollars in cash prizes & print publication!

There’s still time to enter... 👀
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Been listening to Australian folk music all morning in prep for @notquitewrite.com ... It's been a c*%# of a day, tie me kangaroo down, Don't call wagga wagga wagga ... whatever the hell that means ... I'm ready!!! #writeInAustralian #BeAnAuzzyDay #writerslife #callwaggawaggawagga
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January 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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Please like this reel. It took ages to make 😂

More importantly, please join us for the first ever write-off!

Prompts drop this Friday 12PM AEDT

✏️500 words
💰AU$4,000 in prizes
➕(Currently) a 1:35 chance of winning a cash prize and a 1:1 chance of winning our hearts!
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Get in on this!
A VERY generous benefactor has donated entries to the upcoming Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction to support writers on low income!

If you've always wanted to enter but struggled to find the means to do so, please email us at contact@notquitewrite.com

1/2
January 16, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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There's just one week to go until the Write-Off! Compete for a share in AU$4,000 plus print publication (not to mention that infamous weapon we call a trophy!)

Who's excited?
Nervous?
Impatient to see the new format?
January 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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*Another* FLESH Fiction announcement just dropped in the NQW Community!

If you're feeling charitable to your fellow entrants, like and/or repost this post so it will make it to their feeds.

This announcement is big. We're talking REALLY BIG.

HUGE.
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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ICYMI, entrants to the January Not Quite Write Prize will be competing as teams for the first time.

Members of the winning team who do not earn a cash prize will go into the draw to win a 30-minute coaching session and limited edition Not Quite Write hoodie!

Check the podcast for details!
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Almost as soon as Alexander Graham Bell
invented the telephone...
People started calling him on his shit RS
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Today I'm celebrating all of Germany for whoever bought my book. I'm pretty sure that makes it a "Global Phenomenon". As far as I know, they have the only copy in the country. #ThanksGermany #SmallWorld #Viral
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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The 2025 Anthology is here!

If you love what we do here at NQW, you can support us by liking and sharing this post and picking up a copy or two!

Shipping within the next few days to arrive in time for Christmas! 🎄

Features all 2025 shortlisted stories plus exclusive judge & author commentary 👀
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I've discovered that I've been thinking Serena Ryder when people say Sabrina Carpenter ... it explains so much about the last six months.
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Tfw you’re up Kenneth Creek without a coffee 😂

@kennethroland.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
WTF!? That's a win for me! @notquitewrite.com Over the moon! I had guests and had to stop listening for a few hours. Put it on just before bed and blown away. Thank you so much!
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Who's ready to get their heart broken?
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Please check out Technically Art, a free short fiction piece available on my substack. Link below.

#sliceoflife #shortfiction #disabilityawareness

open.substack.com/pub/lmhokans...
Technically Art
250 Word Short Fiction | Emotional | Slice of Life
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hey @notquitewrite.com can't you just release the podcast in Canada today? It's cold up here and we're lonely! C'mon eh? A little bonus for Canadian listeners? A little advantage of a few days, hmm? Since your podcast started, there's been less fights in hockey ... could be Ed's soothing voice ☺️
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I love writing books!
I love writing books! 🥰
I love writing books!
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ken's Guerilla Book Marketing tip of the day: Amazon lets you post a picture with every item you review ... that's FREE exposure on every item you buy! ( Walkers Shortbread is really good BTW) #writinglife #authortips #indybooks #writers
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I know @akscotland.bsky.social and @quitewriteed.bsky.social over at @notquitewrite.com probably spend a lot of time sitting in their bathtubs full of money wondering if they are making a difference. You've definitely helped this writer. All my short stories have scored better due to your podcast.
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sometimes you wonder if a book is a "fit" for you, but then you see this review and think, "How can I go wrong? At least I can re-use the paper."
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So thrilled to be moving on. Just stunned @writingbattle.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
49th Best Selling Short Stories Anthology on www.amazon.ca/Canoes-Coffe... Better get a haircut, @cbcradiocanada.bsky.social will probably be calling soon. 😁 #cottagelife
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
New anthology is out with some of my short stories www.amazon.ca/dp/106920210X Check it out! #cottagelife #canoe #anthology
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM