Kenneth Roland
@kennethroland.bsky.social
Author of Interdimensional Travel While Impaired and The Unicorn and the Psychic Telephone.
Writing competition junky.
Writing competition junky.
Remember that time I did a Russian dance in Moscow?
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Remember that time I did a Russian dance in Moscow?
“WELCOME TO FUN WITH APOSTROPHE’S”
BEHN! The buzzer rang and the announcer exploded into a million piece’s.
BEHN! The buzzer sounded again and the author was banished to the suburbs of Brisbane to live out his life teaching English as a Second Language to people from The Gold Coast. #FuriousFiction
BEHN! The buzzer rang and the announcer exploded into a million piece’s.
BEHN! The buzzer sounded again and the author was banished to the suburbs of Brisbane to live out his life teaching English as a Second Language to people from The Gold Coast. #FuriousFiction
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
“WELCOME TO FUN WITH APOSTROPHE’S”
BEHN! The buzzer rang and the announcer exploded into a million piece’s.
BEHN! The buzzer sounded again and the author was banished to the suburbs of Brisbane to live out his life teaching English as a Second Language to people from The Gold Coast. #FuriousFiction
BEHN! The buzzer rang and the announcer exploded into a million piece’s.
BEHN! The buzzer sounded again and the author was banished to the suburbs of Brisbane to live out his life teaching English as a Second Language to people from The Gold Coast. #FuriousFiction
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Keep your eyes and ears peeled this Friday (Sydney Time) as we announce the new prompt format for the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction in 2026 and beyond...
We hope you'll embrace the new format - it promises to be lots of fun!
We hope you'll embrace the new format - it promises to be lots of fun!
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Keep your eyes and ears peeled this Friday (Sydney Time) as we announce the new prompt format for the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction in 2026 and beyond...
We hope you'll embrace the new format - it promises to be lots of fun!
We hope you'll embrace the new format - it promises to be lots of fun!
Reposted by Kenneth Roland
Reposted by Kenneth Roland
I like releasing my stories on comemorative dates that are relevant to the story because otherwise, I'd forget the book birthdays xD
Anyway, A Study on Magic and Crystals came out yesterday and it is extremely ace!!
maybarros.com.br/a-study-on-magic-and-crystals
#AceWeek 📚💙📢📚
Anyway, A Study on Magic and Crystals came out yesterday and it is extremely ace!!
maybarros.com.br/a-study-on-magic-and-crystals
#AceWeek 📚💙📢📚
A Study on Magic and Crystals - a Novellette by May Barros
Talita must travel to the fairy city to learn magic and help her kingdom, counting on the necromancer Marcela, and the fairy Solis for help!
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October 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
October 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
www.writingbattle.com/join-battle I joined the upcoming Autumn Short Story Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Oct 26, 2025! @writingbattle.bsky.social
#flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
Join the Battle and Learn More
#flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
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Writing Battle — Write. Read. Win.
Write. Read. Win. A competitive writing platform for storytellers around the world.
Receive oodles of feedback.
Join the most supportive writing community on the web. You up for the chal...
www.writingbattle.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
www.writingbattle.com/join-battle I joined the upcoming Autumn Short Story Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Oct 26, 2025! @writingbattle.bsky.social
#flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
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#flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
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Surely there's some kind of global law against this right? Red pens SHOULD BE RED!
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Surely there's some kind of global law against this right? Red pens SHOULD BE RED!
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“Show us your clips!”
Yes, it’s our 100th episode celebration at “regular” episode #23?!
(Don’t worry. Just search ‘Not Quite Write’ wherever you get your podcasts & we’ll explain everything when you get here.)
Yes, it’s our 100th episode celebration at “regular” episode #23?!
(Don’t worry. Just search ‘Not Quite Write’ wherever you get your podcasts & we’ll explain everything when you get here.)
October 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
“Show us your clips!”
Yes, it’s our 100th episode celebration at “regular” episode #23?!
(Don’t worry. Just search ‘Not Quite Write’ wherever you get your podcasts & we’ll explain everything when you get here.)
Yes, it’s our 100th episode celebration at “regular” episode #23?!
(Don’t worry. Just search ‘Not Quite Write’ wherever you get your podcasts & we’ll explain everything when you get here.)
Yesterday, I couldn't even spell furieus and now I'm in the competition! #furiousfiction It's not too late to get your 500 word story in there, and it's free www.writerscentre.com.au/furious-fict...
a man with a bandage on his forehead is sitting in a chair with a netflix logo in the background
ALT: a man with a bandage on his forehead is sitting in a chair with a netflix logo in the background
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October 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yesterday, I couldn't even spell furieus and now I'm in the competition! #furiousfiction It's not too late to get your 500 word story in there, and it's free www.writerscentre.com.au/furious-fict...
Since listening to @notquitewrite.com Podcast my writing competition scores have gone up 37% ... If you aren't listening, you are missing out. Wait until you hear those voices, Ed & Amanda could just read Wikipedia for an hour and it would be great. #writing #author #writerslife #writingcompetition
September 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Since listening to @notquitewrite.com Podcast my writing competition scores have gone up 37% ... If you aren't listening, you are missing out. Wait until you hear those voices, Ed & Amanda could just read Wikipedia for an hour and it would be great. #writing #author #writerslife #writingcompetition
This took me by surprise 😮 My best result in Writing Battle to date. @writingbattle.bsky.social #flashfiction #bookstagram #writingcompetition
September 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This took me by surprise 😮 My best result in Writing Battle to date. @writingbattle.bsky.social #flashfiction #bookstagram #writingcompetition
www.writingbattle.com/join-battle I joined the upcoming Summer Nanofiction Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Aug 1, 2025! @writingbattle.bsky.social
#flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
Join the Battle and Learn More
#flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
Join the Battle and Learn More
Writing Battle — Write. Read. Win.
Write. Read. Win. A competitive writing platform for storytellers around the world.
Receive oodles of feedback.
Join the most supportive writing community on the web. You up for the chal...
www.writingbattle.com
July 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
www.writingbattle.com/join-battle I joined the upcoming Summer Nanofiction Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Aug 1, 2025! @writingbattle.bsky.social
#flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
Join the Battle and Learn More
#flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
Join the Battle and Learn More
You should definitely buy my book ... 5 people CAN'T be wrong! www.amazon.ca/Interdimensi... #tbrlist #readrecommendation #5outof5dentistsrecommend
July 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You should definitely buy my book ... 5 people CAN'T be wrong! www.amazon.ca/Interdimensi... #tbrlist #readrecommendation #5outof5dentistsrecommend
Sick of all those books with the same boring words? Choose Different! Choose Interdimensional Travel. Choose it firmly and with conviction a.co/d/i7F7qVg
July 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sick of all those books with the same boring words? Choose Different! Choose Interdimensional Travel. Choose it firmly and with conviction a.co/d/i7F7qVg
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Launching a Kickstarter for the Summer Cabin Days anthology so authors can get paid and artwork can be commissioned www.kickstarter.com/projects/reb... #indieauthor #writing #anthology #kickstarter #submissionsopen
The Cottage Life Anthology
Stories from independent authors about the cottage, lake, cabin or camping
www.kickstarter.com
July 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Launching a Kickstarter for the Summer Cabin Days anthology so authors can get paid and artwork can be commissioned www.kickstarter.com/projects/reb... #indieauthor #writing #anthology #kickstarter #submissionsopen
Launching a Kickstarter for the Summer Cabin Days anthology so authors can get paid and artwork can be commissioned www.kickstarter.com/projects/reb... #indieauthor #writing #anthology #kickstarter #submissionsopen
The Cottage Life Anthology
Stories from independent authors about the cottage, lake, cabin or camping
www.kickstarter.com
July 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Launching a Kickstarter for the Summer Cabin Days anthology so authors can get paid and artwork can be commissioned www.kickstarter.com/projects/reb... #indieauthor #writing #anthology #kickstarter #submissionsopen
Call for submissions: Creating a summer anthology. The pays not good, but taking previously published stories as well as new www.rebaken.com/submissions/
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Submissions
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July 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Call for submissions: Creating a summer anthology. The pays not good, but taking previously published stories as well as new www.rebaken.com/submissions/
Porch nights are back. Done writing and reading and just sitting listening to nature
June 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Porch nights are back. Done writing and reading and just sitting listening to nature
Had a tab still open from @notquitewrite.com from January. I wonder if some of the rejected stories would've done better 🤔 I mean I used real native Australian words in "I could've won The Block" 😆 Fair dinkum? Bloody oath.
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Had a tab still open from @notquitewrite.com from January. I wonder if some of the rejected stories would've done better 🤔 I mean I used real native Australian words in "I could've won The Block" 😆 Fair dinkum? Bloody oath.
Reposted by Kenneth Roland
We love answering your questions! Demystifying the judging process is one of our favourite things to do.
Do you have burning questions about the #NotQuiteWritePrize judging process?
Send us a voicemail and we may play (and answer) your question during the longlist announcement episode!
notquitewritepodcast.com/voicemail
Send us a voicemail and we may play (and answer) your question during the longlist announcement episode!
notquitewritepodcast.com/voicemail
Voicemail - Not Quite Write
Send us a Voice Message Do you have something writing-related you need to get off your chest? Is your brain brimming with important opinions, yearning to be free? Are friends and family no longer taki...
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May 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
We love answering your questions! Demystifying the judging process is one of our favourite things to do.
So I was in Lunenburg, and left a few signed copies. If they are gone, I signed a few for arguably the third best book store in Lunenburg as well, and the second best. #littlelibrary #books #booksky
May 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So I was in Lunenburg, and left a few signed copies. If they are gone, I signed a few for arguably the third best book store in Lunenburg as well, and the second best. #littlelibrary #books #booksky
1. Read
2. Laugh
3. Repeat
4. Leave 5 star review
It's that simple :D www.amazon.ca/Interdimensi...
Oh yeah, first you gotta buy it ... sorry :(
2. Laugh
3. Repeat
4. Leave 5 star review
It's that simple :D www.amazon.ca/Interdimensi...
Oh yeah, first you gotta buy it ... sorry :(
Interdimensional Travel While Impaired
Interdimensional Travel While Impaired : Roland, Kenneth: Amazon.ca: Books
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May 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
1. Read
2. Laugh
3. Repeat
4. Leave 5 star review
It's that simple :D www.amazon.ca/Interdimensi...
Oh yeah, first you gotta buy it ... sorry :(
2. Laugh
3. Repeat
4. Leave 5 star review
It's that simple :D www.amazon.ca/Interdimensi...
Oh yeah, first you gotta buy it ... sorry :(
Cardinal is holding out for better weather
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Cardinal is holding out for better weather
The @notquitewrite.bsky.social Long List is out!!! SQUEEEE
anna from frozen is standing in front of a body of water with a lighthouse in the background .
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March 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The @notquitewrite.bsky.social Long List is out!!! SQUEEEE