Kemutsemu
@kemutsemu.bsky.social
He/him, lunchposter, asexual.
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THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO
February 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO
Always an enjoyable experience to hear something about someone you cut out, think "oh no I was wrong," only to then immediately hear something that makes you feel like an idiot for ever doubting yourself.
February 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Always an enjoyable experience to hear something about someone you cut out, think "oh no I was wrong," only to then immediately hear something that makes you feel like an idiot for ever doubting yourself.
Got a silly build in Absolum. Spoiler alert for final bossfight, although really you can't see anything that they do. I could've ended it sooner by just using my second Ultimate charge, but I wanted to get as much out of this build as I could before it went bye-bye forever.
February 18, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Got a silly build in Absolum. Spoiler alert for final bossfight, although really you can't see anything that they do. I could've ended it sooner by just using my second Ultimate charge, but I wanted to get as much out of this build as I could before it went bye-bye forever.
"Circling back around to this now," they said in an e-mail that they fired off at 1 AM on a Saturday. Deadline was today at noon, I looped them in 3 weeks ago.
Having to let a student touch a hot stovetop next week and I'm hoping I've sufficiently covered my ass. Best of luck, kid.
February 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
"Circling back around to this now," they said in an e-mail that they fired off at 1 AM on a Saturday. Deadline was today at noon, I looped them in 3 weeks ago.
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Amazing MGS4 rerelease countdown page created by @nitroid.bsky.social inspired by the game's install screen.
mgs4.site
mgs4.site
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Amazing MGS4 rerelease countdown page created by @nitroid.bsky.social inspired by the game's install screen.
mgs4.site
mgs4.site
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would you love me even if I said supposably
February 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
would you love me even if I said supposably
Calling things "cocksuckers" in my head more. Thank you, Tony Soprano.
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Calling things "cocksuckers" in my head more. Thank you, Tony Soprano.
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YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
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it's kind of wild being lectured on how to win elections by a group of people who lost to trump TWICE
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
it's kind of wild being lectured on how to win elections by a group of people who lost to trump TWICE
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🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
This is just that Own A Star scam/trend again but for propping up capitalism.
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
This is just that Own A Star scam/trend again but for propping up capitalism.
Having to let a student touch a hot stovetop next week and I'm hoping I've sufficiently covered my ass. Best of luck, kid.
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Having to let a student touch a hot stovetop next week and I'm hoping I've sufficiently covered my ass. Best of luck, kid.
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Listening to Pet Sounds for the first time ever.
a man is flying through the air in front of a building in a city .
Alt: Gojo floating in ecstasy.
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Listening to Pet Sounds for the first time ever.
Was so bored by the lecture today that I fell asleep, upright, in my seat. 6-week course, 2 weeks have just been about regressions. Very glad I'm wasting someone else's money on this.
Taking a Machine Learning/AI short course (for free) so I can be a more articulate hater, and the instructor used video of the Tesla robots that we've since learned operate on pre-programmed walk cycles and are otherwise teleoperated lol. I'm gonna hate this shit.
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Was so bored by the lecture today that I fell asleep, upright, in my seat. 6-week course, 2 weeks have just been about regressions. Very glad I'm wasting someone else's money on this.
"Oh so you think it's funny that an ICE agent got his fingertip bitten off by a protester? A patriot was doing his job, and you're laughing about his life changing forever?"
Me:
Me:
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
"Oh so you think it's funny that an ICE agent got his fingertip bitten off by a protester? A patriot was doing his job, and you're laughing about his life changing forever?"
Me:
Me:
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Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
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Remembering cult cinema icon and star of countless Ernest movies Jim Varney on the anniversary of his death.
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R.I.P. 1949 - 2000
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R.I.P. 1949 - 2000
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Remembering cult cinema icon and star of countless Ernest movies Jim Varney on the anniversary of his death.
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R.I.P. 1949 - 2000
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R.I.P. 1949 - 2000
The Sopranos intro is up there with TNG, DS9, and Yu Yu Hakusho. Unskippable.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 AM
The Sopranos intro is up there with TNG, DS9, and Yu Yu Hakusho. Unskippable.