🪿kelvin🪿
@kelvingawley.bsky.social
Journalist turned student. Labour, history, communications. he/him
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Told of a report today saying a David Jiricek trade is "imminent."
I'm told there is no truth to that statement.
Meanwhile, Penguins GM Kyle Dubas was apparently in Cleveland on Sunday watching the Monsters and he was recently at Nationwide Arena for the PIT-CBJ game.
Stay tuned. Poking around.
I'm told there is no truth to that statement.
Meanwhile, Penguins GM Kyle Dubas was apparently in Cleveland on Sunday watching the Monsters and he was recently at Nationwide Arena for the PIT-CBJ game.
Stay tuned. Poking around.
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Told of a report today saying a David Jiricek trade is "imminent."
I'm told there is no truth to that statement.
Meanwhile, Penguins GM Kyle Dubas was apparently in Cleveland on Sunday watching the Monsters and he was recently at Nationwide Arena for the PIT-CBJ game.
Stay tuned. Poking around.
I'm told there is no truth to that statement.
Meanwhile, Penguins GM Kyle Dubas was apparently in Cleveland on Sunday watching the Monsters and he was recently at Nationwide Arena for the PIT-CBJ game.
Stay tuned. Poking around.
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Solidarity with SFU support staff!
vancouver.citynews.ca/2023/09/26/s...
vancouver.citynews.ca/2023/09/26/s...
CityNews
vancouver.citynews.ca
September 26, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Solidarity with SFU support staff!
vancouver.citynews.ca/2023/09/26/s...
vancouver.citynews.ca/2023/09/26/s...
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SFU TAs make the same wage as my kid does at McDonalds. And they are marking his work.
September 27, 2023 at 2:15 PM
SFU TAs make the same wage as my kid does at McDonalds. And they are marking his work.
The real Barbenheimer
July 27, 2023 at 7:21 PM
The real Barbenheimer
Returned to the barbershop like a long last pal... But at least I had proof I hadn’t been cheating with another barber.
July 22, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Returned to the barbershop like a long last pal... But at least I had proof I hadn’t been cheating with another barber.
Really makes you think
July 15, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Really makes you think
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hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
July 15, 2023 at 4:49 PM
hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
Walking home, an older gentleman holding a big pole pointed behind me. In a thick Eastern European accent, he said “I will smash”
Realizing he was pointing at the blackberry bush encroaching on the path, i said “oh hell yeah. Go for it”
Reader, he smashed.
Realizing he was pointing at the blackberry bush encroaching on the path, i said “oh hell yeah. Go for it”
Reader, he smashed.
July 11, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Walking home, an older gentleman holding a big pole pointed behind me. In a thick Eastern European accent, he said “I will smash”
Realizing he was pointing at the blackberry bush encroaching on the path, i said “oh hell yeah. Go for it”
Reader, he smashed.
Realizing he was pointing at the blackberry bush encroaching on the path, i said “oh hell yeah. Go for it”
Reader, he smashed.
Finally! About time these woke urbanists stopped skeetin’ and tweetin’ and actually did something.
July 11, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Finally! About time these woke urbanists stopped skeetin’ and tweetin’ and actually did something.
The sounds one hears from an East Van patio on a summer evening form a hypnotizing reverie.
Crickets chirping. SkyTrain whirring. BBQ sizzling. And the huyyup of the neighbour who has had hiccups for two weeks. (I hope he’s OK)
Crickets chirping. SkyTrain whirring. BBQ sizzling. And the huyyup of the neighbour who has had hiccups for two weeks. (I hope he’s OK)
July 11, 2023 at 5:13 AM
The sounds one hears from an East Van patio on a summer evening form a hypnotizing reverie.
Crickets chirping. SkyTrain whirring. BBQ sizzling. And the huyyup of the neighbour who has had hiccups for two weeks. (I hope he’s OK)
Crickets chirping. SkyTrain whirring. BBQ sizzling. And the huyyup of the neighbour who has had hiccups for two weeks. (I hope he’s OK)
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We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist. James Baldwin
July 10, 2023 at 2:03 AM
We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist. James Baldwin
Saw a car with a “don’t fuck kids” bumper sticker, which has me asking a lot of questions ostensibly answered by the bumper sticker
July 9, 2023 at 10:54 PM
Saw a car with a “don’t fuck kids” bumper sticker, which has me asking a lot of questions ostensibly answered by the bumper sticker
Look at this fucking dog
July 8, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Look at this fucking dog
if ever there was a time to not rely on a file photo and hire a photographer...
July 7, 2023 at 3:34 PM
if ever there was a time to not rely on a file photo and hire a photographer...
I’m never not delighted to remember that it’s called gerrymandering because Gerry made a salamander.
![The term gerrymandering is a portmanteau of a salamander and Elbridge Gerry,[a][5] Vice President of the United States at the time of his death, who, as governor of Massachusetts in 1812, signed a bill that created a partisan district in the Boston area that was compared to the shape of a mythological salamander.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x5qu6s4rxgnqpjzhum6plrd4/bafkreihfchltx4lnunrzkzgav2ovabz2i6ojvwrmbfogsn5vmt545gc7vq@jpeg)
July 7, 2023 at 5:06 AM
I’m never not delighted to remember that it’s called gerrymandering because Gerry made a salamander.
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“I have no mouth, and I must scream”
Ok bro, but there’s three twitters now. Just post through it.
Ok bro, but there’s three twitters now. Just post through it.
July 6, 2023 at 6:37 AM
“I have no mouth, and I must scream”
Ok bro, but there’s three twitters now. Just post through it.
Ok bro, but there’s three twitters now. Just post through it.
Skeeter is for slop hogs and piss pigs. No one else.
July 6, 2023 at 7:08 AM
Skeeter is for slop hogs and piss pigs. No one else.
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Me and my new follower
July 5, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Me and my new follower
“I have no mouth, and I must scream”
Ok bro, but there’s three twitters now. Just post through it.
Ok bro, but there’s three twitters now. Just post through it.
July 6, 2023 at 6:37 AM
“I have no mouth, and I must scream”
Ok bro, but there’s three twitters now. Just post through it.
Ok bro, but there’s three twitters now. Just post through it.
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the three-Twitter problem
July 6, 2023 at 12:29 AM
the three-Twitter problem
Had to unearth a dead IG account for threads… 8 seconds in and I hate it. It’s the skeet life for me.
July 6, 2023 at 6:23 AM
Had to unearth a dead IG account for threads… 8 seconds in and I hate it. It’s the skeet life for me.
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This really cute girl just asked me to open her water bottle for her, telling me two people had already failed. I did it but might have pulled muscles in both my shoulders in the process. I hope the pain didn’t show in my eyes and that she will love and cherish me forever.
July 4, 2023 at 8:28 PM
This really cute girl just asked me to open her water bottle for her, telling me two people had already failed. I did it but might have pulled muscles in both my shoulders in the process. I hope the pain didn’t show in my eyes and that she will love and cherish me forever.
This app is really acting up today
July 5, 2023 at 6:12 PM
This app is really acting up today
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the Babar theory of social media
Bluesky jankiness is like a newborn elephant trying to walk for the first time. Twitter jankiness is like an adult elephant stumbling in its death throes after being shot 42 times.
July 5, 2023 at 11:20 AM
the Babar theory of social media
