🪿kelvin🪿
@kelvingawley.bsky.social
Journalist turned student. Labour, history, communications. he/him
The real Barbenheimer
July 27, 2023 at 7:21 PM
The real Barbenheimer
Returned to the barbershop like a long last pal... But at least I had proof I hadn’t been cheating with another barber.
July 22, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Returned to the barbershop like a long last pal... But at least I had proof I hadn’t been cheating with another barber.
Really makes you think
July 15, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Really makes you think
Finally! About time these woke urbanists stopped skeetin’ and tweetin’ and actually did something.
July 11, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Finally! About time these woke urbanists stopped skeetin’ and tweetin’ and actually did something.
Look how he makes his mom sleep!
July 8, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Look how he makes his mom sleep!
Look at this fucking dog
July 8, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Look at this fucking dog
if ever there was a time to not rely on a file photo and hire a photographer...
July 7, 2023 at 3:34 PM
if ever there was a time to not rely on a file photo and hire a photographer...
Why a mythological salamander? …salamanders are real…. right?
July 7, 2023 at 5:14 AM
Why a mythological salamander? …salamanders are real…. right?
I’m never not delighted to remember that it’s called gerrymandering because Gerry made a salamander.
![The term gerrymandering is a portmanteau of a salamander and Elbridge Gerry,[a][5] Vice President of the United States at the time of his death, who, as governor of Massachusetts in 1812, signed a bill that created a partisan district in the Boston area that was compared to the shape of a mythological salamander.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x5qu6s4rxgnqpjzhum6plrd4/bafkreihfchltx4lnunrzkzgav2ovabz2i6ojvwrmbfogsn5vmt545gc7vq@jpeg)
July 7, 2023 at 5:06 AM
I’m never not delighted to remember that it’s called gerrymandering because Gerry made a salamander.
This app is really acting up today
July 5, 2023 at 6:12 PM
This app is really acting up today
Speaking of jankiness, Bluesky told me this reply failed but sent it twice…
July 5, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Speaking of jankiness, Bluesky told me this reply failed but sent it twice…
Adventure Time had Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant, but I don’t think it’s fair to assume they were evil.
July 5, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Adventure Time had Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant, but I don’t think it’s fair to assume they were evil.
Me and my new follower
July 5, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Me and my new follower
That’s genuinely a big part of the appeal for me. Stopped using Facebook years ago, but I have an aunt following me on Twitter and she shows my parents tweets like this so when I see them they’re like “Looks like you had a good time in California. Did you wear sunscreen?”
July 5, 2023 at 5:49 AM
That’s genuinely a big part of the appeal for me. Stopped using Facebook years ago, but I have an aunt following me on Twitter and she shows my parents tweets like this so when I see them they’re like “Looks like you had a good time in California. Did you wear sunscreen?”
Guys I swear I’m not the only one calling them skeets
July 5, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Guys I swear I’m not the only one calling them skeets
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 3, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
T, listen to me. This blueskeet thing, it’s like twitter but no rate limit. None. Like unlimited tweetin, skeetin, whatever. You gotta believe me.
July 3, 2023 at 9:50 AM
T, listen to me. This blueskeet thing, it’s like twitter but no rate limit. None. Like unlimited tweetin, skeetin, whatever. You gotta believe me.