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When I'm president it'll illegal to start emails with "re:" if they're not replies.
Also I'm cutting funding to public schools
Also I'm cutting funding to public schools
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
When I'm president it'll illegal to start emails with "re:" if they're not replies.
Also I'm cutting funding to public schools
Also I'm cutting funding to public schools
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Watching vine compilations and wishing I could warn them about COVID
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Watching vine compilations and wishing I could warn them about COVID
brethren, i am so jolly right now
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
brethren, i am so jolly right now
blue sky??
yeah, wish it did that more often
yeah, wish it did that more often
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
blue sky??
yeah, wish it did that more often
yeah, wish it did that more often
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Me when a woman in Hades 2 is mean to me: I will do everything in my power to kiss you
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Me when a woman in Hades 2 is mean to me: I will do everything in my power to kiss you
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As of today, development on Orbo's Exodus is officially cancelled.
Below is a sort of chronological explanation of issues I've personally faced that led up to this decision.
Forgive the awkward formatting, feels like there isn't enough space on these sites to get all the thoughts out coherently!
Below is a sort of chronological explanation of issues I've personally faced that led up to this decision.
Forgive the awkward formatting, feels like there isn't enough space on these sites to get all the thoughts out coherently!
July 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
As of today, development on Orbo's Exodus is officially cancelled.
Below is a sort of chronological explanation of issues I've personally faced that led up to this decision.
Forgive the awkward formatting, feels like there isn't enough space on these sites to get all the thoughts out coherently!
Below is a sort of chronological explanation of issues I've personally faced that led up to this decision.
Forgive the awkward formatting, feels like there isn't enough space on these sites to get all the thoughts out coherently!
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How do I commission a gargoyle of my cat?
July 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How do I commission a gargoyle of my cat?
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This is not a comment on the quality of the game itself but man it's so wild they made a gacha game about horse racing. It's like a cigarette-themed slot machine.
July 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is not a comment on the quality of the game itself but man it's so wild they made a gacha game about horse racing. It's like a cigarette-themed slot machine.
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My gnome flatmate just came in and tried to show off his new "blade of grass" with some wack ass limp flourishes lmaooooo 😅
mnnnaaah man now he's saying he could fell a jotunn with one slash 🤣🤣🤣 this shit gonna be death by a thousand cuts bro
mnnnaaah man now he's saying he could fell a jotunn with one slash 🤣🤣🤣 this shit gonna be death by a thousand cuts bro
July 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My gnome flatmate just came in and tried to show off his new "blade of grass" with some wack ass limp flourishes lmaooooo 😅
mnnnaaah man now he's saying he could fell a jotunn with one slash 🤣🤣🤣 this shit gonna be death by a thousand cuts bro
mnnnaaah man now he's saying he could fell a jotunn with one slash 🤣🤣🤣 this shit gonna be death by a thousand cuts bro
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If this was the only thing I thought about for 5 years, I like to think I would have had a more interesting take on it at this point
June 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If this was the only thing I thought about for 5 years, I like to think I would have had a more interesting take on it at this point
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KIM KITSURAGI - “Press your damn cheek against Lamby, okay?” The lieutenant sounds authoritative -- and surprisingly gruff.
June 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - “Press your damn cheek against Lamby, okay?” The lieutenant sounds authoritative -- and surprisingly gruff.
in a perfect world i would be big bug
June 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
in a perfect world i would be big bug
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IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.
June 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.
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update: Apparently that door is what's been keeping the mice out
June 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
update: Apparently that door is what's been keeping the mice out
maybe you should beat me up, that would be pretty swag
June 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
maybe you should beat me up, that would be pretty swag
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......he knows he's also on the list right?
Elon Musk is currently sharing posts about President Trump’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein.
June 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
......he knows he's also on the list right?
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I'm like 300 feet from the stage and I still gasped at how hot Mads Mikkelsen is when he walked on stage
June 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm like 300 feet from the stage and I still gasped at how hot Mads Mikkelsen is when he walked on stage
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Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
May 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
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they say bluesky is a dying website and that may be true but it doesn't give me a headache 20 seconds after opening so that counts for something.
May 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
they say bluesky is a dying website and that may be true but it doesn't give me a headache 20 seconds after opening so that counts for something.
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Keeping my fingers crossed that one of them turns out to be trans.
good luck to those kids for the twin terrors of immediate and horrifying global stardom while also getting to answer why their parents sold their souls to a bigot for the rest of their lives
HBO’s Harry Potter Series Casts Harry, Ron & Hermione
The Harry Potter series has cast its Harry, Ron and Hermione - Dominic McLaughlin, Arabella Stanton and Alastair Stout take the roles.
deadline.com
May 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Keeping my fingers crossed that one of them turns out to be trans.
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The older I get, the creepier the idolatry of Youth becomes to me.
My tastes grow with me. In my mid 30s, I find mid 30s and young 40s physical qualities attractive me only.
If you're in your 30s and you find pre 20ish youth hot... Well, I will judge you harshly.
My tastes grow with me. In my mid 30s, I find mid 30s and young 40s physical qualities attractive me only.
If you're in your 30s and you find pre 20ish youth hot... Well, I will judge you harshly.
April 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The older I get, the creepier the idolatry of Youth becomes to me.
My tastes grow with me. In my mid 30s, I find mid 30s and young 40s physical qualities attractive me only.
If you're in your 30s and you find pre 20ish youth hot... Well, I will judge you harshly.
My tastes grow with me. In my mid 30s, I find mid 30s and young 40s physical qualities attractive me only.
If you're in your 30s and you find pre 20ish youth hot... Well, I will judge you harshly.
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"Indie" as a term has been diluted down to nothing. Any space that has that kind of charged visionary spirit will always be tainted by capital eventually.
April 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Indie" as a term has been diluted down to nothing. Any space that has that kind of charged visionary spirit will always be tainted by capital eventually.