Kelly Welles
@kellywelles.bsky.social
Football obsessive. Author. Currently writing a non-fic about the dark arts of football for Halcyon Publishing.
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Kelly Welles
@kellywelles.bsky.social
· May 1
OH HELLO. You all know I'm writing a football book at the mo but I've also written two novels. The Fear is a dark comedy about a mental health breakdown while working in a record shop & If I Were You is spec fic I wrote before Musky started putting chips in our heads. Links below...
How much of a bin bag do you have to be to phone up BBC606 and claim the reason Spurs lost the derby is that 'all the players are forrin'? JFC people.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
How much of a bin bag do you have to be to phone up BBC606 and claim the reason Spurs lost the derby is that 'all the players are forrin'? JFC people.
Lot to unpack here.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Lot to unpack here.
While loving the Sky Sports presenters wearing a white ribbon to support the campaign to end violence against women and girls, I did think it was the plastic bit you peel off a sanitary towel at first glance.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
While loving the Sky Sports presenters wearing a white ribbon to support the campaign to end violence against women and girls, I did think it was the plastic bit you peel off a sanitary towel at first glance.
My pal is in London visiting Tussauds. No wonder Salah is having a shit season. Look at that effing suit 😂
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My pal is in London visiting Tussauds. No wonder Salah is having a shit season. Look at that effing suit 😂
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My column this week on the Kirstie Allsopp Theory of Housing:
The Kirstie Allsopp theory of housing
It’s completely warping our view of home ownership
www.newstatesman.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
My column this week on the Kirstie Allsopp Theory of Housing:
Jamie Redknapp on that mad Xmas mural.
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Jamie Redknapp on that mad Xmas mural.
Ahem. @samwhyte.bsky.social and I would like to apologise to anyone we may have inconvenienced.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ahem. @samwhyte.bsky.social and I would like to apologise to anyone we may have inconvenienced.
On the Sky Halo TikTok debacle: so what you’re saying is you set out to build something for women shaped entirely around how ignorant men might react to it? And you’re wondering why we’re pissed off?
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
On the Sky Halo TikTok debacle: so what you’re saying is you set out to build something for women shaped entirely around how ignorant men might react to it? And you’re wondering why we’re pissed off?
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Happy International Men's Day, you pieces of shit x
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Happy International Men's Day, you pieces of shit x
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I finished All Her Fault yesterday. It feels like everyone in TV who saw Shiv get done over by Tom Wambsgans in Succession is queueing up to make shows in which she utterly destroys an inferior male and I am TOTALLY HERE FOR IT.
a woman in a gray dress is sitting in a chair
ALT: a woman in a gray dress is sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I finished All Her Fault yesterday. It feels like everyone in TV who saw Shiv get done over by Tom Wambsgans in Succession is queueing up to make shows in which she utterly destroys an inferior male and I am TOTALLY HERE FOR IT.
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For when you’ve got work at 9 but have to instigate a Puritan uprising at 5
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
For when you’ve got work at 9 but have to instigate a Puritan uprising at 5
Erivo going Full Ellen Ripley. Here for it. #GetAwayfromHerYouBitch
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Erivo going Full Ellen Ripley. Here for it. #GetAwayfromHerYouBitch
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November 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Either that or she just wasn't that into you, mate 😀 cc @theblogginggoth.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Either that or she just wasn't that into you, mate 😀 cc @theblogginggoth.bsky.social
We deserve to see Courtney LaPlante singing this at the Grammys. Preferably directly into the face of Trump.
Soft Spine by Spiritbox has been nominated for a Grammy under Best Metal Performance.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
We deserve to see Courtney LaPlante singing this at the Grammys. Preferably directly into the face of Trump.
Same guy who put The Sun 'on a war footing' during the Falklands conflict and considered running a contest called 'Kill an Argie, win a Metro'?
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Same guy who put The Sun 'on a war footing' during the Falklands conflict and considered running a contest called 'Kill an Argie, win a Metro'?
I do love how pearl clutchy people get over women using the c swear. A bloke I worked with once told me how inappropriate he thought it was. I ate his liver etc.
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I do love how pearl clutchy people get over women using the c swear. A bloke I worked with once told me how inappropriate he thought it was. I ate his liver etc.
Ian Dennis accidentally called QPR Queen’s Pork Rangers on the radio yesterday and I haven’t been able to stop sniggering about it since. How’s your weekend going?
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ian Dennis accidentally called QPR Queen’s Pork Rangers on the radio yesterday and I haven’t been able to stop sniggering about it since. How’s your weekend going?
I don’t know a single person who won’t enjoy this image.
He's only doing it because he gets to be Don Revie.
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t know a single person who won’t enjoy this image.
Decent centre back pairing but Keys & Calderon are going to struggle for pace on the left.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Decent centre back pairing but Keys & Calderon are going to struggle for pace on the left.
This assist from Zidane to Anelka against England in 1999 should require age verification to watch. youtu.be/Hx0FMNJs6Xo?...
England 0-2 France, International Friendly 1999
YouTube video by Adrian Houghton
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November 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
This assist from Zidane to Anelka against England in 1999 should require age verification to watch. youtu.be/Hx0FMNJs6Xo?...