Kelly Welles
@kellywelles.bsky.social
Football obsessive. Author. Currently writing a non-fic about the dark arts of football for Halcyon Publishing.
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While loving the Sky Sports presenters wearing a white ribbon to support the campaign to end violence against women and girls, I did think it was the plastic bit you peel off a sanitary towel at first glance.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
While loving the Sky Sports presenters wearing a white ribbon to support the campaign to end violence against women and girls, I did think it was the plastic bit you peel off a sanitary towel at first glance.
My pal is in London visiting Tussauds. No wonder Salah is having a shit season. Look at that effing suit 😂
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My pal is in London visiting Tussauds. No wonder Salah is having a shit season. Look at that effing suit 😂
Jamie Redknapp on that mad Xmas mural.
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Jamie Redknapp on that mad Xmas mural.
Ahem. @samwhyte.bsky.social and I would like to apologise to anyone we may have inconvenienced.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ahem. @samwhyte.bsky.social and I would like to apologise to anyone we may have inconvenienced.
On the Sky Halo TikTok debacle: so what you’re saying is you set out to build something for women shaped entirely around how ignorant men might react to it? And you’re wondering why we’re pissed off?
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
On the Sky Halo TikTok debacle: so what you’re saying is you set out to build something for women shaped entirely around how ignorant men might react to it? And you’re wondering why we’re pissed off?
Erivo going Full Ellen Ripley. Here for it. #GetAwayfromHerYouBitch
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Erivo going Full Ellen Ripley. Here for it. #GetAwayfromHerYouBitch
Either that or she just wasn't that into you, mate 😀 cc @theblogginggoth.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Either that or she just wasn't that into you, mate 😀 cc @theblogginggoth.bsky.social
Same guy who put The Sun 'on a war footing' during the Falklands conflict and considered running a contest called 'Kill an Argie, win a Metro'?
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Same guy who put The Sun 'on a war footing' during the Falklands conflict and considered running a contest called 'Kill an Argie, win a Metro'?
I do love how pearl clutchy people get over women using the c swear. A bloke I worked with once told me how inappropriate he thought it was. I ate his liver etc.
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I do love how pearl clutchy people get over women using the c swear. A bloke I worked with once told me how inappropriate he thought it was. I ate his liver etc.
Decent centre back pairing but Keys & Calderon are going to struggle for pace on the left.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Decent centre back pairing but Keys & Calderon are going to struggle for pace on the left.
Either that or he arrived for the game on his motorbike 😀
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Either that or he arrived for the game on his motorbike 😀
@samwhyte.bsky.social Wrong code and all that but he's such a floof. We've got to get him in the Dafties.
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
@samwhyte.bsky.social Wrong code and all that but he's such a floof. We've got to get him in the Dafties.
If anyone asks, it’s for WORK 😝
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If anyone asks, it’s for WORK 😝
That awkward moment when you conflate noncing that led to the suicide of a woman with selling crap marmalade on the internet.
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
That awkward moment when you conflate noncing that led to the suicide of a woman with selling crap marmalade on the internet.
Ah, the sweaty nonce formerly known as Prince 😀
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Ah, the sweaty nonce formerly known as Prince 😀
Part of a set that's floating around on various Slow Horses fan sites on FB. This one is also tremendous.
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Part of a set that's floating around on various Slow Horses fan sites on FB. This one is also tremendous.
Didn't they abolish these cars years ago because they kept catching fire & some people died horrific deaths in them? But yeah, bring them back. Let's incinerate people with disabilities. That'll save some PIP money.
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Didn't they abolish these cars years ago because they kept catching fire & some people died horrific deaths in them? But yeah, bring them back. Let's incinerate people with disabilities. That'll save some PIP money.
I might be in love with both of these men. Which, for anyone who knows me, might come as a surprise.
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I might be in love with both of these men. Which, for anyone who knows me, might come as a surprise.
How dare someone start a band called the Psychedelic Porn Crumpets and not invite me to join?!
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
How dare someone start a band called the Psychedelic Porn Crumpets and not invite me to join?!
Boots on Netflix is the Full Metal Jacket vs Private Benjamin mash up we never knew we needed.
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Boots on Netflix is the Full Metal Jacket vs Private Benjamin mash up we never knew we needed.