Kelly Welles
@kellywelles.bsky.social
Football obsessive. Author. Currently writing a non-fic about the dark arts of football for Halcyon Publishing.
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I feel that attempting to reason with these people might be a fool’s errand.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I feel that attempting to reason with these people might be a fool’s errand.
How many drunk people get on? They occasionally let one slip through on 606.
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
How many drunk people get on? They occasionally let one slip through on 606.
All ‘pussies’ according to the fan who phoned up’s mate. A comedian by trade, presumably.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
All ‘pussies’ according to the fan who phoned up’s mate. A comedian by trade, presumably.
Saturdays is Natalie Pike presenting now. Or Aaron Paul. Both really bloody good at it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Saturdays is Natalie Pike presenting now. Or Aaron Paul. Both really bloody good at it.
I’m my own worst enemy, I know.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m my own worst enemy, I know.
Reasoning skills are poor with this man.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Reasoning skills are poor with this man.
Have to assume that if it had continued much longer, Keysy would have consumed his own face.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Have to assume that if it had continued much longer, Keysy would have consumed his own face.
It would be an effective form of recycling 🤷♀️
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It would be an effective form of recycling 🤷♀️
And my response to it will become increasingly hostile, presumably until I’m jailed.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
And my response to it will become increasingly hostile, presumably until I’m jailed.
Turn the effing volume off if you’re scrolling through reels near me.
a woman in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a sign that says jets
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a sign that says jets
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Turn the effing volume off if you’re scrolling through reels near me.
No idea what you're on about.
a husky dog wearing a red collar is laying down
ALT: a husky dog wearing a red collar is laying down
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
No idea what you're on about.
If I was old enough to remember Larry Grayson I'd compare it to his suits from the Generation Game but I'm not so I can't.
Ahem.
Ahem.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If I was old enough to remember Larry Grayson I'd compare it to his suits from the Generation Game but I'm not so I can't.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Alright. I'll have a cider.
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Alright. I'll have a cider.
Wait. You're taking a day off FOR dogging or you're taking a day off FROM dogging?
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Wait. You're taking a day off FOR dogging or you're taking a day off FROM dogging?