Kelly ✏️ Simmons
@kellysimmons.bsky.social
Novelist, Screenwriter, Rejected Girl Scout.
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It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.
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Big Phony Schmuck! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Wow I can't believe George
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Wow I can't believe George
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
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Good morning. Today would be a good day to give money to Democratic senate candidates like @drannieandrews.com
drannieandrews.com
secure.actblue.com/donate/loc_website
drannieandrews.com
secure.actblue.com/donate/loc_website
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Good morning. Today would be a good day to give money to Democratic senate candidates like @drannieandrews.com
drannieandrews.com
secure.actblue.com/donate/loc_website
drannieandrews.com
secure.actblue.com/donate/loc_website
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
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We are Amphifa.
October 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We are Amphifa.
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Me to @chrislhayes.bsky.social on the Comey and James and (probably imminent) Bolton prosecutions
"It doesn’t matter what your politics are. If you say he’s stupid, which he is, if you say he is wrong, which he is, if you say he’s a criminal or sleezy, which he is ... then you’re his enemy.”
"It doesn’t matter what your politics are. If you say he’s stupid, which he is, if you say he is wrong, which he is, if you say he’s a criminal or sleezy, which he is ... then you’re his enemy.”
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me to @chrislhayes.bsky.social on the Comey and James and (probably imminent) Bolton prosecutions
"It doesn’t matter what your politics are. If you say he’s stupid, which he is, if you say he is wrong, which he is, if you say he’s a criminal or sleezy, which he is ... then you’re his enemy.”
"It doesn’t matter what your politics are. If you say he’s stupid, which he is, if you say he is wrong, which he is, if you say he’s a criminal or sleezy, which he is ... then you’re his enemy.”
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If a pharmaceutical company could mass produce whatever compassion pills Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to have been taking lately, we could save the world
October 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If a pharmaceutical company could mass produce whatever compassion pills Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to have been taking lately, we could save the world
Today, I'm championing @farmersdog.bsky.social even though I don't have a dog, @leaffilter.bsky.social even though my gutters are already clean, and setting an alert for @thegoldenbachelor.bsky.social even though I'm FAR too young for their target audience lol. #JimmyKimmel advertisers ❤️🎙️
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Today, I'm championing @farmersdog.bsky.social even though I don't have a dog, @leaffilter.bsky.social even though my gutters are already clean, and setting an alert for @thegoldenbachelor.bsky.social even though I'm FAR too young for their target audience lol. #JimmyKimmel advertisers ❤️🎙️
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3 months ago, today, Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered by a Trump supporter.
They had kids, too.
They had kids, too.
September 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
3 months ago, today, Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered by a Trump supporter.
They had kids, too.
They had kids, too.
1. most people don't even know who he is 2. most people also don't believe in any of the horrible shit he said 3. flags should be lowered only when someone of actual prominence, intelligence and importance has left the earth
September 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
1. most people don't even know who he is 2. most people also don't believe in any of the horrible shit he said 3. flags should be lowered only when someone of actual prominence, intelligence and importance has left the earth
Look at this beauty! Love her writing, can’t wait!
COVER REVEAL! Here's RUBY FALLS, coming 3/3! @atlanticcrime.bsky.social
One body. Five suspects.Total darkness.
Set almost entirely underground at the onset of the Great Depression, RUBY FALLS is a twist on the locked-room mystery, as well as an exploration of loss and what it means to start over.
One body. Five suspects.Total darkness.
Set almost entirely underground at the onset of the Great Depression, RUBY FALLS is a twist on the locked-room mystery, as well as an exploration of loss and what it means to start over.
August 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Look at this beauty! Love her writing, can’t wait!
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It's easy to get things wrong on live television, and you often don't realize your mistakes until afterwards.
Tony Soprano was far more honest, trustworthy, decent, honorable, moral, and intelligent than Trump.
My sincerest apologies to Carmela, Meadow, and A.J.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Tony Soprano was far more honest, trustworthy, decent, honorable, moral, and intelligent than Trump.
My sincerest apologies to Carmela, Meadow, and A.J.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
August 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
It's easy to get things wrong on live television, and you often don't realize your mistakes until afterwards.
Tony Soprano was far more honest, trustworthy, decent, honorable, moral, and intelligent than Trump.
My sincerest apologies to Carmela, Meadow, and A.J.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Tony Soprano was far more honest, trustworthy, decent, honorable, moral, and intelligent than Trump.
My sincerest apologies to Carmela, Meadow, and A.J.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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August 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I will say @adriancarrasquillo.bsky.social continues to produce the best pound for pound immigration reporting in the country. Today's newsletter is about the fear, trepidation and loss of identity that comes with being on the frontlines of the deportation wars
www.thebulwark.com/p/the-chicag...
www.thebulwark.com/p/the-chicag...
The Chicago Churches on the Frontline of Trump’s Deportation Wars
How faith leaders are helping a community under siege.
www.thebulwark.com
July 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I will say @adriancarrasquillo.bsky.social continues to produce the best pound for pound immigration reporting in the country. Today's newsletter is about the fear, trepidation and loss of identity that comes with being on the frontlines of the deportation wars
www.thebulwark.com/p/the-chicag...
www.thebulwark.com/p/the-chicag...
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LAT: Trump's ISIS detains and interrogates a 71-year old Los Angeles born man named RICK TAYLOR at Miami Airport because of the Obama-Biden sticker on his bag
Just in case you thought the Trump reign of terror wouldn't touch you
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Just in case you thought the Trump reign of terror wouldn't touch you
www.latimes.com/california/s...
'Are you from California?' Political advisor said he was detained at airport after confirming he's from L.A.
Longtime L.A. political consultant Rick Taylor was returning from a weeklong vacation in Turks and Caicos with his wife and daughter when he was held by Customs and Border Protection for 45 minutes wi...
www.latimes.com
July 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
LAT: Trump's ISIS detains and interrogates a 71-year old Los Angeles born man named RICK TAYLOR at Miami Airport because of the Obama-Biden sticker on his bag
Just in case you thought the Trump reign of terror wouldn't touch you
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Just in case you thought the Trump reign of terror wouldn't touch you
www.latimes.com/california/s...
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The Trump admin said it would go after violent immigrants but they are giving this guy:
*an early release from prison
*a promise not to be deported for at least a year
*a work permit
*an early release from prison
*a promise not to be deported for at least a year
*a work permit
The Trump admin has freed Jose Hernandez Reyes because he can testify against Abrego Garcia.
Hernandez, who has been deported 5 times, has also been arrested for:
—DUI w/ a handgun;
—cocaine possession;
—illegally transporting migrants; and
—drunkenly firing a gun.
Free link: wapo.st/40i4Ttt
Hernandez, who has been deported 5 times, has also been arrested for:
—DUI w/ a handgun;
—cocaine possession;
—illegally transporting migrants; and
—drunkenly firing a gun.
Free link: wapo.st/40i4Ttt
Star witness against Kilmar Abrego García was due to be deported. Now he’s being freed.
Jose Ramon Hernandez Reyes is a three-time felon released early from federal prison to a halfway house in exchange for testifying against Kilmar Abrego García.
wapo.st
June 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The Trump admin said it would go after violent immigrants but they are giving this guy:
*an early release from prison
*a promise not to be deported for at least a year
*a work permit
*an early release from prison
*a promise not to be deported for at least a year
*a work permit
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Chief UN nuclear inspector says damage wrought by US strike on Iran's nuclear facilities was "severe" but, contrary to Trump, not "total" and declared that Tehran could be enriching uranium again in "a matter of months." @sangernyt.bsky.social @tylerpager.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/06/29/u...
U.N. Inspector Says Iran Could Be Enriching Fuel Again in a ‘Matter of Months’
www.nytimes.com
June 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Chief UN nuclear inspector says damage wrought by US strike on Iran's nuclear facilities was "severe" but, contrary to Trump, not "total" and declared that Tehran could be enriching uranium again in "a matter of months." @sangernyt.bsky.social @tylerpager.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/06/29/u...