there were years when I felt the same way about my birthday. I felt the years slipping by without the accomplishments adding up. I'm older than you so I'm just slipping in here to get all big sister on you and say to keep going, you're doing fine, and there is time.

I believe you mean the insurrectal act sir

stuffs him in a locker!

And here's a couple businesses to consider supporting, who ran their spots in Kimmel's monologue: @thefarmersdog.bsky.social @leaffilter.bsky.social I don't have a dog but hey that bowl looks good!

Happy birthday and thank you for making social media (and the country) a better place