Keiper
@keiperdontcare.bsky.social
Data Analyst at Pro Football Focus. Partnered Streamer on Twitch.
Perpetually irritated.
I don't do bits.
Perpetually irritated.
I don't do bits.
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Keiper
@keiperdontcare.bsky.social
· Dec 31
Mornin
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The Seahawks blitzed 7 times last night—and got pressure on 6 of those dropbacks.
On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.
🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV
📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...
On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.
🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV
📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...
February 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The Seahawks blitzed 7 times last night—and got pressure on 6 of those dropbacks.
On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.
🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV
📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...
On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.
🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV
📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
Darnold had two fantastic throws to start the game. Since then 😬😬😬😬😬
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Darnold had two fantastic throws to start the game. Since then 😬😬😬😬😬
Christian Gonzalez is the only reason New England isn't getting blown out.
Two HUGE PBUs, but yeah nothing else looks great.
Two HUGE PBUs, but yeah nothing else looks great.
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Christian Gonzalez is the only reason New England isn't getting blown out.
Two HUGE PBUs, but yeah nothing else looks great.
Two HUGE PBUs, but yeah nothing else looks great.
Folks I took a SINGLE dose of Nurtec 3 days ago and it's like my headaches went
"WHOA DUDE WHOA OKAY WE GET IT WE'RE CHILL WE'RE CHILL PUT THAT SHIT AWAY ITS ALL GOOD"
I'll do it again you stupid motherfuckers DONT test me.
"WHOA DUDE WHOA OKAY WE GET IT WE'RE CHILL WE'RE CHILL PUT THAT SHIT AWAY ITS ALL GOOD"
I'll do it again you stupid motherfuckers DONT test me.
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Folks I took a SINGLE dose of Nurtec 3 days ago and it's like my headaches went
"WHOA DUDE WHOA OKAY WE GET IT WE'RE CHILL WE'RE CHILL PUT THAT SHIT AWAY ITS ALL GOOD"
I'll do it again you stupid motherfuckers DONT test me.
"WHOA DUDE WHOA OKAY WE GET IT WE'RE CHILL WE'RE CHILL PUT THAT SHIT AWAY ITS ALL GOOD"
I'll do it again you stupid motherfuckers DONT test me.
Dude is truly one of the most entertaining and welcoming people on twitch. And he's become a great friend to me as well.
"We are SO back"
"We are SO back"
I started streaming 5 years ago playing Overwatch to 0 people on Twitch. From then to now, I have so much to look back on and be proud of.
Thanks for being here 💜
Thanks for being here 💜
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Dude is truly one of the most entertaining and welcoming people on twitch. And he's become a great friend to me as well.
"We are SO back"
"We are SO back"
You accidentally put 5 extra stars by Sunshine. Feel free to fix that whenever.
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
You accidentally put 5 extra stars by Sunshine. Feel free to fix that whenever.
this game man
A cool new trick was found in OoT today to walk underwater (in very specific places)
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
this game man
I was correct
He.... may not get to Bananza folks
Live with this totally normal, not cursed weekly DK64 Seed that Keiper wanted me to play for some reason. Bananza True Ending learning after! twitch.tv/spikevegeta
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I was correct
He.... may not get to Bananza folks
Live with this totally normal, not cursed weekly DK64 Seed that Keiper wanted me to play for some reason. Bananza True Ending learning after! twitch.tv/spikevegeta
Spikevegeta - Twitch
Running this totally normal DK64 Weekly Seed.
twitch.tv
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
He.... may not get to Bananza folks
Was waiting for this one. Top 5 all time for me.
Starting off stream tonight by listening to Animals by Pink Floyd! This one's definitely in the "how have you not heard this yet" category
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Was waiting for this one. Top 5 all time for me.
In today's rendition of "Things I've Done to Figure Out What's Wrong with My Head"
I had a large, uncomfortable VR-esque thing on my face, laying in complete darkness, while hot and cold air were blasted into my ears.
In case we're ever short on torture methods, I got one for ya.
I had a large, uncomfortable VR-esque thing on my face, laying in complete darkness, while hot and cold air were blasted into my ears.
In case we're ever short on torture methods, I got one for ya.
February 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
In today's rendition of "Things I've Done to Figure Out What's Wrong with My Head"
I had a large, uncomfortable VR-esque thing on my face, laying in complete darkness, while hot and cold air were blasted into my ears.
In case we're ever short on torture methods, I got one for ya.
I had a large, uncomfortable VR-esque thing on my face, laying in complete darkness, while hot and cold air were blasted into my ears.
In case we're ever short on torture methods, I got one for ya.
Done
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January 29, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Done
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Anyone remember that Mike Vrabel went for it on 4th-and-1 from the Denver 8 when the game was tied 7-7 in the third quarter?
Just asking.
Just asking.
January 26, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Anyone remember that Mike Vrabel went for it on 4th-and-1 from the Denver 8 when the game was tied 7-7 in the third quarter?
Just asking.
Just asking.
Yep.
Seems like C4. CF player to that side sitting on the shallow route. Gotta have eyes on JSN in case Shaheed breaks inside.
Seems like C4. CF player to that side sitting on the shallow route. Gotta have eyes on JSN in case Shaheed breaks inside.
Issue here is 14 going with Shaheed instead of passing him off to 3?
Rams lose JSN for a touchdown, dots!
January 26, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Yep.
Seems like C4. CF player to that side sitting on the shallow route. Gotta have eyes on JSN in case Shaheed breaks inside.
Seems like C4. CF player to that side sitting on the shallow route. Gotta have eyes on JSN in case Shaheed breaks inside.
Mornin.
Still feeling a little sick, but I must return to reclaim my SMRPG Low Level World Record. Unless the run dies to Bundt super early then I'll just do something else.
Twitch.tv/keiperdontcare
Still feeling a little sick, but I must return to reclaim my SMRPG Low Level World Record. Unless the run dies to Bundt super early then I'll just do something else.
Twitch.tv/keiperdontcare
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Mornin.
Still feeling a little sick, but I must return to reclaim my SMRPG Low Level World Record. Unless the run dies to Bundt super early then I'll just do something else.
Twitch.tv/keiperdontcare
Still feeling a little sick, but I must return to reclaim my SMRPG Low Level World Record. Unless the run dies to Bundt super early then I'll just do something else.
Twitch.tv/keiperdontcare
"Wow, this migraine is really lingering. Maybe I'll schedule a doctors appointment"
-schedules, head immediately feels better
"This is fucking stupid"
-schedules, head immediately feels better
"This is fucking stupid"
January 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
"Wow, this migraine is really lingering. Maybe I'll schedule a doctors appointment"
-schedules, head immediately feels better
"This is fucking stupid"
-schedules, head immediately feels better
"This is fucking stupid"
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That dk64randomizer.com run was so good. Great showing by @keiperdontcare.bsky.social @connor75.bsky.social @2dos.dk64randomizer.com @spikevegeta.bsky.social and Lrauq
January 20, 2026 at 11:20 PM
That dk64randomizer.com run was so good. Great showing by @keiperdontcare.bsky.social @connor75.bsky.social @2dos.dk64randomizer.com @spikevegeta.bsky.social and Lrauq
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CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
Only thing I'll say about Indiana.
I did quite a few games when Mendoza was at Cal. He was fine.
I think he's still just *fine*.
But he got to play on, quite possibly, the most well disciplined, structurally sound, top to bottom college football team I've ever watched.
Cignetti is him. 1000%
I did quite a few games when Mendoza was at Cal. He was fine.
I think he's still just *fine*.
But he got to play on, quite possibly, the most well disciplined, structurally sound, top to bottom college football team I've ever watched.
Cignetti is him. 1000%
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Only thing I'll say about Indiana.
I did quite a few games when Mendoza was at Cal. He was fine.
I think he's still just *fine*.
But he got to play on, quite possibly, the most well disciplined, structurally sound, top to bottom college football team I've ever watched.
Cignetti is him. 1000%
I did quite a few games when Mendoza was at Cal. He was fine.
I think he's still just *fine*.
But he got to play on, quite possibly, the most well disciplined, structurally sound, top to bottom college football team I've ever watched.
Cignetti is him. 1000%
Mornin.
Trying out some new settings for DK.
Probably gonna yap about the playoff games. Be warned.
Twitch.tv/keiperdontcare
Trying out some new settings for DK.
Probably gonna yap about the playoff games. Be warned.
Twitch.tv/keiperdontcare
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Mornin.
Trying out some new settings for DK.
Probably gonna yap about the playoff games. Be warned.
Twitch.tv/keiperdontcare
Trying out some new settings for DK.
Probably gonna yap about the playoff games. Be warned.
Twitch.tv/keiperdontcare
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Bills are going to be frustrated by the OT calls. But minus-4 turnover margin, couldn't get a stop late in the fourth with a four-point lead, had a drive in overtime with the chance to win with a field goal and didn't score.
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Bills are going to be frustrated by the OT calls. But minus-4 turnover margin, couldn't get a stop late in the fourth with a four-point lead, had a drive in overtime with the chance to win with a field goal and didn't score.
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at the end of the day dont turn the ball over 5 times
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
at the end of the day dont turn the ball over 5 times