Keiper
@keiperdontcare.bsky.social
Data Analyst at Pro Football Focus. Partnered Streamer on Twitch.
Perpetually irritated.
I don't do bits.
Perpetually irritated.
I don't do bits.
Pinned
Keiper
@keiperdontcare.bsky.social
· Dec 31
Mornin
Reposted by Keiper
Vendor Alley is back for #AGDQ2026!!
Here's everyone you'll be able to find on-site!
https://gdq.gg/vendor-alley
Here's everyone you'll be able to find on-site!
https://gdq.gg/vendor-alley
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Vendor Alley is back for #AGDQ2026!!
Here's everyone you'll be able to find on-site!
https://gdq.gg/vendor-alley
Here's everyone you'll be able to find on-site!
https://gdq.gg/vendor-alley
Reposted by Keiper
hear me out - hosting randomizer and it’s just keiper saying random stuff for 4 hours
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
hear me out - hosting randomizer and it’s just keiper saying random stuff for 4 hours
Reposted by Keiper
Did someone say DK64randomizerdotcom?!
a donkey kong mascot sits at a desk with a name plate that says udge
ALT: a donkey kong mascot sits at a desk with a name plate that says udge
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Did someone say DK64randomizerdotcom?!
Gamers I'm gonna be so, SO tired
Honored, excited, nervous (in a good way)
Honored, excited, nervous (in a good way)
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Gamers I'm gonna be so, SO tired
Honored, excited, nervous (in a good way)
Honored, excited, nervous (in a good way)
Congrats Shout. Honored that my first event hosting will be shared with you. One of the absolute GOATs.
Question though. How would you feel about, oh I don't know, perhaps hosting during a particular run that may involve, oh I don't know, dk64randomizer dot com???
👀👀👀👀
Question though. How would you feel about, oh I don't know, perhaps hosting during a particular run that may involve, oh I don't know, dk64randomizer dot com???
👀👀👀👀
During setup for SGDQ ‘25, I walked up to the host desk, and I cried a little. It was the first event I’d ever attended that I didn’t host. It was strange to know I wouldn’t be there.
I can’t tell you how happy I am to be going back home for AGDQ ‘26. I’m back, fam, and damn I missed you all. 💙
I can’t tell you how happy I am to be going back home for AGDQ ‘26. I’m back, fam, and damn I missed you all. 💙
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Congrats Shout. Honored that my first event hosting will be shared with you. One of the absolute GOATs.
Question though. How would you feel about, oh I don't know, perhaps hosting during a particular run that may involve, oh I don't know, dk64randomizer dot com???
👀👀👀👀
Question though. How would you feel about, oh I don't know, perhaps hosting during a particular run that may involve, oh I don't know, dk64randomizer dot com???
👀👀👀👀
This is BAD
The whole Eagles Defense was yelling “Inside Zone this way!” before the snap
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is BAD
Reposted by Keiper
My dude kills it with this stuff. And he's handsome!?!?
My entire playthrough of the first Trash Horror Collection is up on the main channel! If you missed out on this gem, feel free to catch it here: Trash Horror Collection 1
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Trash Horror Collection 1 - YouTube
All of the games from the Trash Horror Collection
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My dude kills it with this stuff. And he's handsome!?!?
Reposted by Keiper
Just a pair of performative bullshit artists taking in a game
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just a pair of performative bullshit artists taking in a game
Reposted by Keiper
Never thought I'd see the day where a game I helped develop sees the main GDQ stage. DK64 Randomizer is officially at AGDQ2026! Congrats to @keiperdontcare.bsky.social and Connor75 for getting it in and I will see you at AGDQ!
THE #AGDQ2026 GAMES LIST IS OUT!!!!!
AND the New Game Submission Period is open now through Nov. 10th!!
Games that released on September 1st, 2025 and after are eligible
Games list: gdq.gg/games
Submit a run: gdq.gg/submit
AND the New Game Submission Period is open now through Nov. 10th!!
Games that released on September 1st, 2025 and after are eligible
Games list: gdq.gg/games
Submit a run: gdq.gg/submit
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Never thought I'd see the day where a game I helped develop sees the main GDQ stage. DK64 Randomizer is officially at AGDQ2026! Congrats to @keiperdontcare.bsky.social and Connor75 for getting it in and I will see you at AGDQ!
DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ
THE #AGDQ2026 GAMES LIST IS OUT!!!!!
AND the New Game Submission Period is open now through Nov. 10th!!
Games that released on September 1st, 2025 and after are eligible
Games list: gdq.gg/games
Submit a run: gdq.gg/submit
AND the New Game Submission Period is open now through Nov. 10th!!
Games that released on September 1st, 2025 and after are eligible
Games list: gdq.gg/games
Submit a run: gdq.gg/submit
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ DK64 IN AGDQ
Reposted by Keiper
Here's the question about Colts-Steelers, which I am not watching.
1) Steelers discovered a blueprint to take away the advantages the Colts had given Daniel Jones.
2) Something about the Steelers D specifically is bad for Jones.
OR
3) There's a lot of randomness in a +5 turnover margin.
1) Steelers discovered a blueprint to take away the advantages the Colts had given Daniel Jones.
2) Something about the Steelers D specifically is bad for Jones.
OR
3) There's a lot of randomness in a +5 turnover margin.
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Here's the question about Colts-Steelers, which I am not watching.
1) Steelers discovered a blueprint to take away the advantages the Colts had given Daniel Jones.
2) Something about the Steelers D specifically is bad for Jones.
OR
3) There's a lot of randomness in a +5 turnover margin.
1) Steelers discovered a blueprint to take away the advantages the Colts had given Daniel Jones.
2) Something about the Steelers D specifically is bad for Jones.
OR
3) There's a lot of randomness in a +5 turnover margin.
Reposted by Keiper
halloween is over. he's coming
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
halloween is over. he's coming
Huge W
SOLVED!
Elden Ring Nightreign is in #AGDQ2026!!!
AND it's gonna be a Trio Defeat Nightlord run with @yojosherino.bsky.social, Mitchriz, and @star0chris.bsky.social!!!
Elden Ring Nightreign is in #AGDQ2026!!!
AND it's gonna be a Trio Defeat Nightlord run with @yojosherino.bsky.social, Mitchriz, and @star0chris.bsky.social!!!
November 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Huge W
Reposted by Keiper
The dk64 randomizer tournament match we listed on our YouTube channel yesterday is an all timer. Highly recommend watching this if you have a few hours to spare youtu.be/nCLQwna12j8?...
DK64 Randomizer | S4 Tournament winner's semi-finals match game 1 of 3 | JimJam vs Sowser
YouTube video by DK64 Speedrunning
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The dk64 randomizer tournament match we listed on our YouTube channel yesterday is an all timer. Highly recommend watching this if you have a few hours to spare youtu.be/nCLQwna12j8?...
Reposted by Keiper
What would you do at the end of the world?
I’m building my base in Doomsday: Last Survivors
Real-time strategy. Hero upgrades. Epic collab w/Godzilla x Kong.
Join my Alliance! track.echolinkslive.com/tk/sl/728n3t
Join my own alliance at: [5P1T]Spik3PitAllianc3
#DLS #MobileGaming #Sponsored
I’m building my base in Doomsday: Last Survivors
Real-time strategy. Hero upgrades. Epic collab w/Godzilla x Kong.
Join my Alliance! track.echolinkslive.com/tk/sl/728n3t
Join my own alliance at: [5P1T]Spik3PitAllianc3
#DLS #MobileGaming #Sponsored
Doomsday: Last Survivors
Official Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doomsdaylastsurvivor
Doomsday: Last Survivors is a zombie survival game with multiplayer online competition and real-time strategy elements. Set in a near f...
track.echolinkslive.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What would you do at the end of the world?
I’m building my base in Doomsday: Last Survivors
Real-time strategy. Hero upgrades. Epic collab w/Godzilla x Kong.
Join my Alliance! track.echolinkslive.com/tk/sl/728n3t
Join my own alliance at: [5P1T]Spik3PitAllianc3
#DLS #MobileGaming #Sponsored
I’m building my base in Doomsday: Last Survivors
Real-time strategy. Hero upgrades. Epic collab w/Godzilla x Kong.
Join my Alliance! track.echolinkslive.com/tk/sl/728n3t
Join my own alliance at: [5P1T]Spik3PitAllianc3
#DLS #MobileGaming #Sponsored
Reposted by Keiper
It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
After literal months of dealing with dizzy spells, headaches and being unable to work/stream, I'm finally seeing a specialist. Surely they'll find something right? I won't just magically be alright now that I'm actively trying to see someone about it right?
I'm jaded LOL 🤞🤞
I'm jaded LOL 🤞🤞
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
After literal months of dealing with dizzy spells, headaches and being unable to work/stream, I'm finally seeing a specialist. Surely they'll find something right? I won't just magically be alright now that I'm actively trying to see someone about it right?
I'm jaded LOL 🤞🤞
I'm jaded LOL 🤞🤞
Incoming typical adef W
video comes out in a little under 2 hours!
October 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Incoming typical adef W
Reposted by Keiper
Weight loss has led to reduced clothing stock, so I’ve gone out to buy new jeans.
The good news: I’ve lost another pant size! Even beyond what I expected! 🥳
The bad news: I have ZERO ass. Just none. It’s like Nebraska back there. My posterior is practically concave. 😭
The good news: I’ve lost another pant size! Even beyond what I expected! 🥳
The bad news: I have ZERO ass. Just none. It’s like Nebraska back there. My posterior is practically concave. 😭
October 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Weight loss has led to reduced clothing stock, so I’ve gone out to buy new jeans.
The good news: I’ve lost another pant size! Even beyond what I expected! 🥳
The bad news: I have ZERO ass. Just none. It’s like Nebraska back there. My posterior is practically concave. 😭
The good news: I’ve lost another pant size! Even beyond what I expected! 🥳
The bad news: I have ZERO ass. Just none. It’s like Nebraska back there. My posterior is practically concave. 😭
Reposted by Keiper
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TIGERS LOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOURTEEN??????????????
this is the scariest game of baseball i have ever watched
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TIGERS LOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone cares, here's my submission for the upcoming GDQ.
With all the health issues I've been having, not getting to game/work as much as I want to has been pretty rough. Making this definitely lifted the vibe.
youtu.be/OnuTWEa7BMU?...
With all the health issues I've been having, not getting to game/work as much as I want to has been pretty rough. Making this definitely lifted the vibe.
youtu.be/OnuTWEa7BMU?...
DK64 Randomizer (S4 Settings) for AGDQ 2026
YouTube video by KeiperDontCare
youtu.be
October 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
In case anyone cares, here's my submission for the upcoming GDQ.
With all the health issues I've been having, not getting to game/work as much as I want to has been pretty rough. Making this definitely lifted the vibe.
youtu.be/OnuTWEa7BMU?...
With all the health issues I've been having, not getting to game/work as much as I want to has been pretty rough. Making this definitely lifted the vibe.
youtu.be/OnuTWEa7BMU?...
I miss being able to play video games for longer than 2 hours without feeling dizzy and having to take a break.
Really hope I get some answers from this ENT in two weeks. Shit is getting ridiculous.
Really hope I get some answers from this ENT in two weeks. Shit is getting ridiculous.
October 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I miss being able to play video games for longer than 2 hours without feeling dizzy and having to take a break.
Really hope I get some answers from this ENT in two weeks. Shit is getting ridiculous.
Really hope I get some answers from this ENT in two weeks. Shit is getting ridiculous.
Reposted by Keiper
Unshackle yourself from the responsibility of forming dissenting opinions about things you don't like. You have the right to just not subject yourself to things that make you unhappy
September 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Unshackle yourself from the responsibility of forming dissenting opinions about things you don't like. You have the right to just not subject yourself to things that make you unhappy
APPLY FOR ARTIST ALLEY
Submissions for games, volunteering, and vending at #AGDQ2026 are all open today through Oct. 5th!!
Submit a run: gdq.gg/submit
Volunteer: gdq.gg/volunteer/apply
Artist/Maker App: forms.gle/bfhELqL4oY...
Dev App: forms.gle/mYqvzivrXk...
*Onsite AND Online Volunteering positions are open
Submit a run: gdq.gg/submit
Volunteer: gdq.gg/volunteer/apply
Artist/Maker App: forms.gle/bfhELqL4oY...
Dev App: forms.gle/mYqvzivrXk...
*Onsite AND Online Volunteering positions are open
September 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
APPLY FOR ARTIST ALLEY