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Kat
@katamaro.bsky.social
adrenaline rush addict, intellectual masochist, seeker of music & rye, incurable wanderlust
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I love the mental image of Elaine as Raquel *and* Raquel doing the Elaine Dance.

#happythought
With respect to both women (truly), this could be a still from a glamorous and very well-dressed “Elaine” dance.
Bert Stern
Raquel Welch dancing
Vogue, March 1969
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have a dog who “purrs” and a cat who barks… Ladora will fit in just fine with me.
This is Ladora. She's a rescue dog who was just adopted after sharing her secret talent of being able to clap her ears. 13/10 👏 (TT: kshumanesociety)
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Huh. The zipper on my back does a similar thing.
Sakaithunder, a 3-year-old panda wearing overalls, is a YouTuber from Fukui Prefecture. If you open the zipper on her back, it leads to the demon world.
October 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Seriously though… was this timeline scripted by Beavis + Butthead??
SEN. CASSIDY (R) : “Do you agree Trump deserves the Nobel Prize for Operation Warp speed?”

RFK JR.: “Absolutely.”

SEN. CASSIDY: “But you just told Senator Bennet the COVID vaccine killed more people than COVID.”

RFK JR.: “….”😬 🤷🏻‍♂️
September 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sourdough is the best carb-based warm butter delivery method. (Bialy is a close 2nd)

I will be taking no questions at this time.
🚨BREAKING:

Bread is now woke, according to Alex Phillips
August 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I just visibly shuddered remembering this…
I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.
August 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Waiting Room Derp Thoughts:
Are there epic offscreen fights between the members of the losing team in the Family Feud?

Like if you give an answer that even Steve Harvey’s eyebrows go WTF… do they get disowned in the Green Room?

#itsbeen7hrs #whereismutebutton
August 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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every day I come on here and there are 47 different things that are important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper and it is exhausting

let me stop living in interesting times please
May 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Needs more Affleck…
i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
April 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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NEW: Court records show Martin violated a judge’s order, ghostwrote online attacks on a judge and engaged in what experts called professional misconduct.

Such a track record might have derailed another lawyer’s career.

Not so for this Trump prosecutor.
The Untold Story of How Ed Martin Ghostwrote Online Attacks Against a Judge — and Still Became a Top Trump Prosecutor
Martin’s career is dotted with ethical and professional questions, records show. Some of the most serious ones about the interim U.S. attorney for D.C. have remained buried in court filings, overlooke...
www.propublica.org
April 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Good I don’t want my tax dollars supporting that jackass dictator
April 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
…the noise I just made…

I don’t even care if real, my joy absolutely was.
🚨Silicon Valley Crosswalk Buttons Hacked, Speaks As A Sad Elon Musk

Who did this?🔥
April 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Things that make my black heart sing with joy… purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka and driving the Kancamagus on a bluebird day with Shoegaze playlist on vol 11.

*deep inhale of mountain air*
*deep exhale of bullshit*
April 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Today’s Mantra: Illegitimi non carborundum…

I also need a hug.
April 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I’m at the Aquarium in Lisbon. Saw a big Sand Tiger Shark. They’re the only shark that farts. It didn’t have that information in the wall though. Would be better if it did.
April 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Had a car pull up next to me in turn lane for MGH… heard the wife scream before he finished “she’s in labor can I cut?”

•0.o• DUDE WHAT?! JUST GO! •0.o•

He was clearly from “away”.
March 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Anyone shocked that CSAM images were next after DMT-inspired dogs?

…prayin for tidal waves…
NEW from me: An AI image generator left a database exposed online, revealing how people use the technology.

Thousands of explicit AI-generated images and child sexual abuse material was included in 90,000 exposed files.

After WIRED got in touch, the company behind it took the site offline
An AI Image Generator’s Exposed Database Reveals What People Really Used It For
An unsecured database used by a generative AI app revealed prompts and tens of thousands of explicit images—some of which are likely illegal. The company deleted its websites after WIRED reached out.
www.wired.com
March 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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stop right there, don't need to know more, already looking forward to it 🙏
March 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You get 3 snaps and an around the world for that term.

Damn that was good.
The technical term for this is a “reverse Cannon”
JUST IN: Judge James Boasberg has been assigned to the Signalgate lawsuit.
March 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Hopefully the California schools have more fight in them than Columbia. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attor...
March 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously.

Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that.
March 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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"A terrified young student, snatched off the street by a masked police force taken thousands of miles across the country without anyone knowing. It is as flatly authoritarian as anything we have ever seen in this country," says @chrislhayes.bsky.social on Tufts student Rumeysa Ozturk's detention.
March 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Crew just started announcements and our pilot is Captain Kirk.

I… um… erm… #llap 🖖
March 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Not enough tea in the verse to sip for this…

Wish it meant something.
March 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM