GOP Jesus
@gopjesus.bsky.social
A parody account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary, half theories. https://linktr.ee/gopjesus
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GOP Jesus
@gopjesus.bsky.social
· Mar 25
Whoa! Did anyone else get this invitation from the White House?
America, ask yourself this: are you better off today than you were 10 months ago before Trump took his wrecking ball (sorry, "tariffs") to the American economy? (From usafactchecks.com.)
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
America, ask yourself this: are you better off today than you were 10 months ago before Trump took his wrecking ball (sorry, "tariffs") to the American economy? (From usafactchecks.com.)
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I made a bunch of calls to DC this morning and it really gets me that they dont have enough staff to answer OUR calls.
But I bet you the lobbying groups for the major airlines have these senator's cell phone numbers.
Thats who they actually work for.
Their billionaire donors.
Destroy blue maga.
But I bet you the lobbying groups for the major airlines have these senator's cell phone numbers.
Thats who they actually work for.
Their billionaire donors.
Destroy blue maga.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I made a bunch of calls to DC this morning and it really gets me that they dont have enough staff to answer OUR calls.
But I bet you the lobbying groups for the major airlines have these senator's cell phone numbers.
Thats who they actually work for.
Their billionaire donors.
Destroy blue maga.
But I bet you the lobbying groups for the major airlines have these senator's cell phone numbers.
Thats who they actually work for.
Their billionaire donors.
Destroy blue maga.
Anyone else feel like we’re stuck in the politics version of the movie Groundhog Day? pub.gop-jesus.com/schumer-surr...
Schumer Surrenders
Democrats will never win if they never fight!
pub.gop-jesus.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Anyone else feel like we’re stuck in the politics version of the movie Groundhog Day? pub.gop-jesus.com/schumer-surr...
Because Trump and the GOP were willing to starve children and are crueler than Democrats, tens of millions of Americans are going to pay thousands of dollars more for the crappiest health insurance the medical industrial complex can get away with.
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Because Trump and the GOP were willing to starve children and are crueler than Democrats, tens of millions of Americans are going to pay thousands of dollars more for the crappiest health insurance the medical industrial complex can get away with.
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
UPDATE: Trump Threatens Penalties to States Who Feed Their Citizens
With Trump, cruelty is official policy.
With Trump, cruelty is official policy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
UPDATE: Trump Threatens Penalties to States Who Feed Their Citizens
With Trump, cruelty is official policy.
With Trump, cruelty is official policy.
Imagine a leader going to court to prevent hungry people, including children, from getting food to eat.
Now imagine a court actually siding with the cruel tyrant who is intentionally starving his citizens.
Congratulations: you just imagined Donald Trump and his “great” America.
Now imagine a court actually siding with the cruel tyrant who is intentionally starving his citizens.
Congratulations: you just imagined Donald Trump and his “great” America.
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Imagine a leader going to court to prevent hungry people, including children, from getting food to eat.
Now imagine a court actually siding with the cruel tyrant who is intentionally starving his citizens.
Congratulations: you just imagined Donald Trump and his “great” America.
Now imagine a court actually siding with the cruel tyrant who is intentionally starving his citizens.
Congratulations: you just imagined Donald Trump and his “great” America.
Elon Musk blames “inefficiency” for starvation and failed economies in dictatorships like North Korea and communist East Germany.
You can’t make up idiocy this stupid.
You can’t make up idiocy this stupid.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Elon Musk blames “inefficiency” for starvation and failed economies in dictatorships like North Korea and communist East Germany.
You can’t make up idiocy this stupid.
You can’t make up idiocy this stupid.
Yo, MAGA, how does it feel now that Democrats are fighting back and giving you a taste of your own medicine?
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Yo, MAGA, how does it feel now that Democrats are fighting back and giving you a taste of your own medicine?
BREAKING: Americans are REJECTING Donald Trump and his authoritarian power grab and policed all over the country tonight.
GOP MAGAs are quaking in their crocs from New York to Mar-a-Lago!
Sad!
GOP MAGAs are quaking in their crocs from New York to Mar-a-Lago!
Sad!
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
BREAKING: Americans are REJECTING Donald Trump and his authoritarian power grab and policed all over the country tonight.
GOP MAGAs are quaking in their crocs from New York to Mar-a-Lago!
Sad!
GOP MAGAs are quaking in their crocs from New York to Mar-a-Lago!
Sad!
How long will it take Trump to send his ICE thugs to attack Latino Dodgers fans celebrating their World Series win tonight in Los Angeles?
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
How long will it take Trump to send his ICE thugs to attack Latino Dodgers fans celebrating their World Series win tonight in Los Angeles?
Dave Roberts might have cost the Dogdgers the championship by letting Ohtani, who had zero control of his pitches for two innings, come out to start the 3rd.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Dave Roberts might have cost the Dogdgers the championship by letting Ohtani, who had zero control of his pitches for two innings, come out to start the 3rd.
Whoa! This is Trump's latest insane plan for solving the starvation crisis he created by ending SNAP benefits for millions of Americans.👇
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Whoa! This is Trump's latest insane plan for solving the starvation crisis he created by ending SNAP benefits for millions of Americans.👇
There are many kind and decent people in our great country. Sadly, none of them are MAGA.
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There are many kind and decent people in our great country. Sadly, none of them are MAGA.
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BREAKING: Trump To Starve U.S. Children Next Week To Force Entire Country To Submit To Him
“There will be so much hunger, it’s going to be beautiful. No one’s ever done it before but we’re going to do it,” Trump told reporters on Air Force 1.
1/3
“There will be so much hunger, it’s going to be beautiful. No one’s ever done it before but we’re going to do it,” Trump told reporters on Air Force 1.
1/3
October 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
BREAKING: Trump To Starve U.S. Children Next Week To Force Entire Country To Submit To Him
“There will be so much hunger, it’s going to be beautiful. No one’s ever done it before but we’re going to do it,” Trump told reporters on Air Force 1.
1/3
“There will be so much hunger, it’s going to be beautiful. No one’s ever done it before but we’re going to do it,” Trump told reporters on Air Force 1.
1/3
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For the record, here’s what MAGA Nazi bro did to earn the rap.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
For the record, here’s what MAGA Nazi bro did to earn the rap.
Nazi caught a felony.
Sad!
Sad!
October 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Nazi caught a felony.
Sad!
Sad!
Welcome to Donald Trump's Ameria.
You really gotta love his TREMENDOUS management of the federal government!
You really gotta love his TREMENDOUS management of the federal government!
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Welcome to Donald Trump's Ameria.
You really gotta love his TREMENDOUS management of the federal government!
You really gotta love his TREMENDOUS management of the federal government!
BREAKING: Trump To Starve U.S. Children Next Week To Force Entire Country To Submit To Him
“There will be so much hunger, it’s going to be beautiful. No one’s ever done it before but we’re going to do it,” Trump told reporters on Air Force 1.
1/3
“There will be so much hunger, it’s going to be beautiful. No one’s ever done it before but we’re going to do it,” Trump told reporters on Air Force 1.
1/3
October 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
BREAKING: Trump To Starve U.S. Children Next Week To Force Entire Country To Submit To Him
“There will be so much hunger, it’s going to be beautiful. No one’s ever done it before but we’re going to do it,” Trump told reporters on Air Force 1.
1/3
“There will be so much hunger, it’s going to be beautiful. No one’s ever done it before but we’re going to do it,” Trump told reporters on Air Force 1.
1/3
“Goddamnit, President Trump farted again and this time he blew out the East Wing!”
- White House Facilities Director
Oct 18, 2025
- White House Facilities Director
Oct 18, 2025
October 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“Goddamnit, President Trump farted again and this time he blew out the East Wing!”
- White House Facilities Director
Oct 18, 2025
- White House Facilities Director
Oct 18, 2025
Just earned another X Badge of Honor!
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Just earned another X Badge of Honor!
Why is President Trump obsessed with surrounding himself with the color of urine? Is he trying to tell us something?
October 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Why is President Trump obsessed with surrounding himself with the color of urine? Is he trying to tell us something?
WHOA! MAGA Mike Lee made a huge mistake asking people to vote on whether Republicans should do the right thing and listen to Democrats and the American Majority!
Based!
Based!
October 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
WHOA! MAGA Mike Lee made a huge mistake asking people to vote on whether Republicans should do the right thing and listen to Democrats and the American Majority!
Based!
Based!
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Nope, it’s the GOP Bible (print version coming this Fall).
“Let the lying spirit go forth and deceive the nations.”
- GOP Bible 1 Kings 22:22
“Let the lying spirit go forth and deceive the nations.”
- GOP Bible 1 Kings 22:22
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nope, it’s the GOP Bible (print version coming this Fall).
“Let the lying spirit go forth and deceive the nations.”
- GOP Bible 1 Kings 22:22
“Let the lying spirit go forth and deceive the nations.”
- GOP Bible 1 Kings 22:22
What a day.
But at least we know now that MAGA will go the way of other weak species like the Dodo Bird.
Which seems somehow apropos (look it up, MAGAs.)
But at least we know now that MAGA will go the way of other weak species like the Dodo Bird.
Which seems somehow apropos (look it up, MAGAs.)
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
What a day.
But at least we know now that MAGA will go the way of other weak species like the Dodo Bird.
Which seems somehow apropos (look it up, MAGAs.)
But at least we know now that MAGA will go the way of other weak species like the Dodo Bird.
Which seems somehow apropos (look it up, MAGAs.)
When you put a drunk frat boy gamer incel in charge of the Department of Defense...
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When you put a drunk frat boy gamer incel in charge of the Department of Defense...