GOP Jesus
@gopjesus.bsky.social
A parody account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary, half theories. https://linktr.ee/gopjesus
Rather than write a whole new article, I’m just reposting my Schumer Surrenders article from March because it’s the Exact Same Story.
And it will continue to happen until voters decide they’ve finally had enough. (Assuming we’re still having elections that is.) bsky.app/profile/gopj...
And it will continue to happen until voters decide they’ve finally had enough. (Assuming we’re still having elections that is.) bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Anyone else feel like we’re stuck in the politics version of the movie Groundhog Day? pub.gop-jesus.com/schumer-surr...
Schumer Surrenders
Democrats will never win if they never fight!
pub.gop-jesus.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Rather than write a whole new article, I’m just reposting my Schumer Surrenders article from March because it’s the Exact Same Story.
And it will continue to happen until voters decide they’ve finally had enough. (Assuming we’re still having elections that is.) bsky.app/profile/gopj...
And it will continue to happen until voters decide they’ve finally had enough. (Assuming we’re still having elections that is.) bsky.app/profile/gopj...
No one’s forgotten. Why do you think so many progressives are winning the special elections recently? Mamdani?
Democratic voters are sick of being sold out by Blue MAGA collaborators like Schumer. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Democratic voters are sick of being sold out by Blue MAGA collaborators like Schumer. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Anyone else feel like we’re stuck in the politics version of the movie Groundhog Day? pub.gop-jesus.com/schumer-surr...
Schumer Surrenders
Democrats will never win if they never fight!
pub.gop-jesus.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
No one’s forgotten. Why do you think so many progressives are winning the special elections recently? Mamdani?
Democratic voters are sick of being sold out by Blue MAGA collaborators like Schumer. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Democratic voters are sick of being sold out by Blue MAGA collaborators like Schumer. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Standing up doesn’t work when you lay down and grovel.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Standing up doesn’t work when you lay down and grovel.
WSJ is more worried about “political damage” to the party that props up billionaires than they are about real-world damage to Americans who are sicker and hungrier more often now because if Trump and that party.
Priorities
Priorities
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
WSJ is more worried about “political damage” to the party that props up billionaires than they are about real-world damage to Americans who are sicker and hungrier more often now because if Trump and that party.
Priorities
Priorities
“Moderate Democrat” == “MAGA collaborator” bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Anyone else feel like we’re stuck in the politics version of the movie Groundhog Day? pub.gop-jesus.com/schumer-surr...
Schumer Surrenders
Democrats will never win if they never fight!
pub.gop-jesus.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“Moderate Democrat” == “MAGA collaborator” bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Those who fail to learn from the mistakes of the past are bound to repeat them.
March 14, 2025👇 bsky.app/profile/gopj...
March 14, 2025👇 bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Anyone else feel like we’re stuck in the politics version of the movie Groundhog Day? pub.gop-jesus.com/schumer-surr...
Schumer Surrenders
Democrats will never win if they never fight!
pub.gop-jesus.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Those who fail to learn from the mistakes of the past are bound to repeat them.
March 14, 2025👇 bsky.app/profile/gopj...
March 14, 2025👇 bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Anyone else feel like we’re stuck in the politics version of the movie Groundhog Day? pub.gop-jesus.com/schumer-surr...
Schumer Surrenders
Democrats will never win if they never fight!
pub.gop-jesus.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Today is why Democrats will be out of power for decades to come unless we boot the Vichy MAGA collaborators and elect leaders who f*cking do what the voters want them to do. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Anyone else feel like we’re stuck in the politics version of the movie Groundhog Day? pub.gop-jesus.com/schumer-surr...
Schumer Surrenders
Democrats will never win if they never fight!
pub.gop-jesus.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Today is why Democrats will be out of power for decades to come unless we boot the Vichy MAGA collaborators and elect leaders who f*cking do what the voters want them to do. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Published March 14👇
Nothing has changed even after seven months of Trump’s attacks on Americans. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Nothing has changed even after seven months of Trump’s attacks on Americans. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Anyone else feel like we’re stuck in the politics version of the movie Groundhog Day? pub.gop-jesus.com/schumer-surr...
Schumer Surrenders
Democrats will never win if they never fight!
pub.gop-jesus.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Published March 14👇
Nothing has changed even after seven months of Trump’s attacks on Americans. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Nothing has changed even after seven months of Trump’s attacks on Americans. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Welcome to Trump’s “great” America. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Trump Threatens Penalties to States Who Feed Their Citizens
With Trump, cruelty is official policy.
With Trump, cruelty is official policy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Welcome to Trump’s “great” America. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Trump Threatens Penalties to States Who Feed Their Citizens
With Trump, cruelty is official policy.
With Trump, cruelty is official policy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Any clue as to why? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Trump Threatens Penalties to States Who Feed Their Citizens
With Trump, cruelty is official policy.
With Trump, cruelty is official policy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Any clue as to why? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
The beginning of the end. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
BREAKING: Americans are REJECTING Donald Trump and his authoritarian power grab and policed all over the country tonight.
GOP MAGAs are quaking in their crocs from New York to Mar-a-Lago!
Sad!
GOP MAGAs are quaking in their crocs from New York to Mar-a-Lago!
Sad!
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The beginning of the end. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Oh, we care… bsky.app/profile/gopj...
BREAKING: Americans are REJECTING Donald Trump and his authoritarian power grab and policed all over the country tonight.
GOP MAGAs are quaking in their crocs from New York to Mar-a-Lago!
Sad!
GOP MAGAs are quaking in their crocs from New York to Mar-a-Lago!
Sad!
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Oh, we care… bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Watch your backs out there tonight. Any excuse… bsky.app/profile/gopj...
How long will it take Trump to send his ICE thugs to attack Latino Dodgers fans celebrating their World Series win tonight in Los Angeles?
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Watch your backs out there tonight. Any excuse… bsky.app/profile/gopj...