Sean.lastname
@karplussean.bsky.social
Just hangin out, I love synthesizers and my wife.
https://seantree.bandcamp.com
https://seantree.bandcamp.com
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if romans are from rome, ramen is from… who tf cares it’s going into my stomach now
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
if romans are from rome, ramen is from… who tf cares it’s going into my stomach now
Chicago, the second city, capital of improv comedy troupes
January 13, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Chicago, the second city, capital of improv comedy troupes
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I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I HELPED YOUR BURGER TODAY
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS YOUR FED
I HELPED YOUR BURGER TODAY
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS YOUR FED
January 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I HELPED YOUR BURGER TODAY
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS YOUR FED
I HELPED YOUR BURGER TODAY
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS YOUR FED
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Jar jar binks in mystic river:
Sean: “I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is just sending them where they've been heading all their dumb, pathetic lives. The dead are still dead.”
Jar jar: “okietay!”
Sean: “I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is just sending them where they've been heading all their dumb, pathetic lives. The dead are still dead.”
Jar jar: “okietay!”
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jar jar binks in mystic river:
Sean: “I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is just sending them where they've been heading all their dumb, pathetic lives. The dead are still dead.”
Jar jar: “okietay!”
Sean: “I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is just sending them where they've been heading all their dumb, pathetic lives. The dead are still dead.”
Jar jar: “okietay!”
I make a post on Bluesky like:
“Garfield would have navigated the straits of Gibraltar with ease” no likes
I make a post like: “I ate a bunch of hot soup” 100 likes
I’m clearly not getting it
“Garfield would have navigated the straits of Gibraltar with ease” no likes
I make a post like: “I ate a bunch of hot soup” 100 likes
I’m clearly not getting it
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I make a post on Bluesky like:
“Garfield would have navigated the straits of Gibraltar with ease” no likes
I make a post like: “I ate a bunch of hot soup” 100 likes
I’m clearly not getting it
“Garfield would have navigated the straits of Gibraltar with ease” no likes
I make a post like: “I ate a bunch of hot soup” 100 likes
I’m clearly not getting it
Not to detract from all the fucked up shit going on… but I ate a ton of delicious ramen today
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Not to detract from all the fucked up shit going on… but I ate a ton of delicious ramen today
Peak masculinity that’s right im #poirotposting
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Peak masculinity that’s right im #poirotposting
Poroit is just giving cigarettes away like candy tsk tsk
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Poroit is just giving cigarettes away like candy tsk tsk
Digitone is fucking my shit up crazy style
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Digitone is fucking my shit up crazy style
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These people will fire and deport you for insufficiently glazing Charlie Kirk but openly celebrate killings against perceived ideological enemies.
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
These people will fire and deport you for insufficiently glazing Charlie Kirk but openly celebrate killings against perceived ideological enemies.
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Puritans had drip
January 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Puritans had drip
New expression: Whatever scratches your shin broski
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
New expression: Whatever scratches your shin broski
They should make yogurt that you can chew
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
They should make yogurt that you can chew
Discourse, drama… so many people online are truly insane
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Discourse, drama… so many people online are truly insane
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This should exist in every city in the country.
January 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
This should exist in every city in the country.
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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every single “daily routine” influencer video just looks like this to me
squidward from spongebob is wearing a red hat and smiling
Alt: squidward from spongebob is wearing a red hat and smiling scenes progress through different daily activities as his smile fades to a frown
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
every single “daily routine” influencer video just looks like this to me
Rip to the sr vp of operations who either quit or was fired. I would hear him just screaming at people in his office and then he would walk around all friendly as you like.
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Rip to the sr vp of operations who either quit or was fired. I would hear him just screaming at people in his office and then he would walk around all friendly as you like.
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Who Forgot to Put the Silverware Away: A Knives Out Mystery
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Who Forgot to Put the Silverware Away: A Knives Out Mystery
Burt’s bees should make a lotion that turns water into wine
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Burt’s bees should make a lotion that turns water into wine
On paper anything looks two dimensional
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
On paper anything looks two dimensional