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from plot to plate 🍆
July 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
from plot to plate 🍆
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let me put on a show for you, tiger
July 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
let me put on a show for you, tiger
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in the same way restaurants will ask how you like your steak cooked, they should ask you how al dente you like your pasta
May 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
in the same way restaurants will ask how you like your steak cooked, they should ask you how al dente you like your pasta
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ok one last teaser
March 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
ok one last teaser
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typical tweet: oh you liked anora? just say you hate women and go.
typical bsky post: Delete this immediately. I just did a Google search for Updog and you are a LIAR. This is misinformation.
typical text from Gurp, my goblin lover: When you plan tell Gurp about other family?
typical bsky post: Delete this immediately. I just did a Google search for Updog and you are a LIAR. This is misinformation.
typical text from Gurp, my goblin lover: When you plan tell Gurp about other family?
March 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
typical tweet: oh you liked anora? just say you hate women and go.
typical bsky post: Delete this immediately. I just did a Google search for Updog and you are a LIAR. This is misinformation.
typical text from Gurp, my goblin lover: When you plan tell Gurp about other family?
typical bsky post: Delete this immediately. I just did a Google search for Updog and you are a LIAR. This is misinformation.
typical text from Gurp, my goblin lover: When you plan tell Gurp about other family?
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Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.
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does anyone here gaf about this . i really need to know
March 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
does anyone here gaf about this . i really need to know
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(flirting) i added your city to my weather app lol
March 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
(flirting) i added your city to my weather app lol
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what the hell sure
February 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
what the hell sure
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Getting through NYT Connections every day in less than a minute and discarding it like a fickle god because I've seen too much Only Connect in my time for this to be a true challenge.
February 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Getting through NYT Connections every day in less than a minute and discarding it like a fickle god because I've seen too much Only Connect in my time for this to be a true challenge.
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are we cooking or nah
February 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
are we cooking or nah
went back to see her in her full glory and she smelled like wet socks
January 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
went back to see her in her full glory and she smelled like wet socks
she didn’t smell bc she wasn’t fully open yet 😭
January 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
she didn’t smell bc she wasn’t fully open yet 😭