Samantha
@itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social
Sexy Neighbourhood Ginger, Gardening Goblin 🪴
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he thinks he’s a cat
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
he thinks he’s a cat
showing this to my nail girl at my next appointment
December 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
showing this to my nail girl at my next appointment
somebody said she is “sigourney weaver maxing” and i couldn’t agree more
we were going through photo albums at Christmas and found old pics of my mum at my age (died when i was young)
i literally transitioned into my mother
androgynous queen
i literally transitioned into my mother
androgynous queen
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
somebody said she is “sigourney weaver maxing” and i couldn’t agree more
based on my perception alone there seem to be only two types of single men over 30 out there
watches football and thinks running/ hiking/physical activities is a fun weekend activity EVERY weekend
watches always sunny, hasn’t seen daylight Mon-Fri ,wears fingerless gloves, has a cat, warhammer
watches football and thinks running/ hiking/physical activities is a fun weekend activity EVERY weekend
watches always sunny, hasn’t seen daylight Mon-Fri ,wears fingerless gloves, has a cat, warhammer
December 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
based on my perception alone there seem to be only two types of single men over 30 out there
watches football and thinks running/ hiking/physical activities is a fun weekend activity EVERY weekend
watches always sunny, hasn’t seen daylight Mon-Fri ,wears fingerless gloves, has a cat, warhammer
watches football and thinks running/ hiking/physical activities is a fun weekend activity EVERY weekend
watches always sunny, hasn’t seen daylight Mon-Fri ,wears fingerless gloves, has a cat, warhammer
this absolutely sent me
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
this absolutely sent me
we were going through photo albums at Christmas and found old pics of my mum at my age (died when i was young)
i literally transitioned into my mother
androgynous queen
i literally transitioned into my mother
androgynous queen
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
we were going through photo albums at Christmas and found old pics of my mum at my age (died when i was young)
i literally transitioned into my mother
androgynous queen
i literally transitioned into my mother
androgynous queen
this card game being coined as ‘the greatest card game ever’ is hilarious and devastating.
i need to call my imaginary wife and tell her to wire me more money and also “babe we’ve lost the house”
i need to call my imaginary wife and tell her to wire me more money and also “babe we’ve lost the house”
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
this card game being coined as ‘the greatest card game ever’ is hilarious and devastating.
i need to call my imaginary wife and tell her to wire me more money and also “babe we’ve lost the house”
i need to call my imaginary wife and tell her to wire me more money and also “babe we’ve lost the house”
he’s wearing his favourite football shirt and i think i killed him with “it’s so cute when you cosplay”
him: “WHAT?”
we are not fucking with men enough
him: “WHAT?”
we are not fucking with men enough
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
he’s wearing his favourite football shirt and i think i killed him with “it’s so cute when you cosplay”
him: “WHAT?”
we are not fucking with men enough
him: “WHAT?”
we are not fucking with men enough
just a lil pre christmas snack
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
just a lil pre christmas snack
preparing for Christmas as a leftist 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
preparing for Christmas as a leftist 🎄
i simply can’t control my facial expressions when people so casually announce “I asked/used ChatGPT for this” anymore, especially in a professional setting
it’s getting me in so much trouble and i love watching them try to justify being a fucking moron
it’s getting me in so much trouble and i love watching them try to justify being a fucking moron
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
i simply can’t control my facial expressions when people so casually announce “I asked/used ChatGPT for this” anymore, especially in a professional setting
it’s getting me in so much trouble and i love watching them try to justify being a fucking moron
it’s getting me in so much trouble and i love watching them try to justify being a fucking moron
why do men twitch so fucking much when they are sleeping, this man just leaped into the air like a fish out of water and gave me a heart attack
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
why do men twitch so fucking much when they are sleeping, this man just leaped into the air like a fish out of water and gave me a heart attack
i made sourdough bread again
December 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
i made sourdough bread again
last month it was gardening and now bread ?
December 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
last month it was gardening and now bread ?
twitter is so cooked people are mad at me over sourdough bread
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
twitter is so cooked people are mad at me over sourdough bread
a cheddar cheese and italian herb sourdough loaf, my daughter is excelling
baked at 6am this morning and it’s already gone, don’t bake men good bread they will steal it and eat the entire fucking thing when you’re in a meeting or your back is turned.
baked at 6am this morning and it’s already gone, don’t bake men good bread they will steal it and eat the entire fucking thing when you’re in a meeting or your back is turned.
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
a cheddar cheese and italian herb sourdough loaf, my daughter is excelling
baked at 6am this morning and it’s already gone, don’t bake men good bread they will steal it and eat the entire fucking thing when you’re in a meeting or your back is turned.
baked at 6am this morning and it’s already gone, don’t bake men good bread they will steal it and eat the entire fucking thing when you’re in a meeting or your back is turned.
lil hedgehog sleeping in my allotment 🥹
this feels like i just stumbled upon a rare pokémon, i haven’t seen one irl since i was a kid !
this feels like i just stumbled upon a rare pokémon, i haven’t seen one irl since i was a kid !
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
lil hedgehog sleeping in my allotment 🥹
this feels like i just stumbled upon a rare pokémon, i haven’t seen one irl since i was a kid !
this feels like i just stumbled upon a rare pokémon, i haven’t seen one irl since i was a kid !
my sourdough accidentally over-proofed so instead of throwing it away i used it to make an Italian herb and cheese foccacia instead
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
my sourdough accidentally over-proofed so instead of throwing it away i used it to make an Italian herb and cheese foccacia instead
Cordelia is almost a month old!
my daughter is getting stronger, here’s a loaf i made with her.
7/10 lil dense, need to work on my bulk fermentation but definitely my best tasting sourdough loaf so far !
my daughter is getting stronger, here’s a loaf i made with her.
7/10 lil dense, need to work on my bulk fermentation but definitely my best tasting sourdough loaf so far !
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Cordelia is almost a month old!
my daughter is getting stronger, here’s a loaf i made with her.
7/10 lil dense, need to work on my bulk fermentation but definitely my best tasting sourdough loaf so far !
my daughter is getting stronger, here’s a loaf i made with her.
7/10 lil dense, need to work on my bulk fermentation but definitely my best tasting sourdough loaf so far !
honestly what an honour getting to accept my award last week in such a beautiful building from the deacon commander of the incorporation of gardeners 🥹
need to get this shit framed
need to get this shit framed
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
honestly what an honour getting to accept my award last week in such a beautiful building from the deacon commander of the incorporation of gardeners 🥹
need to get this shit framed
need to get this shit framed