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Samantha
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Sexy Neighbourhood Ginger, Gardening Goblin 🪴

https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/29PNZ5Y0FYZ5Y?ref_=wl_share
welp
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
this is currently what i look like in the hospital waiting room following an allergic reaction

It’s giving “fuck it’s a sunday” vibes
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
men with metal bed frames why do you hate yourselves and your neighbour’s ?
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i highly recommend not doing this, i feel awful and sore today, it’s like both arms have wankers cramp x100 with no reprieve
i had 6 vaccines today and I’m starting to glow green like mr burns
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i had 6 vaccines today and I’m starting to glow green like mr burns
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
my worst nightmare just happened the infamous Glasgow photographer in the city centre just snapped a shot of me rushing to an appointment

i swear if i see it on his insta im going off grid and living in a forest
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
proof of life
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
haven’t been able to get to my plot for the last two weeks bc life busy, dark nights etc

i need my garden therapy or i fear i will go insane, i need to touch dirt!
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
George Takei knows my name omg
At first I was disappointed with her. Now I’m just appalled.
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
there’s no middle ground in my dms it’s just been this on repeat for the last 10 days
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
if i had a penny for the amount of death threats i’ve had this week i would be absolutely filthy rich and that’s not even an exaggeration
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries
October 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
sooooooo, i just got an email!

i didn’t get first place but i am getting an award and a prize for coming in second or third ? it’s not really been confirmed where i placed 😂

there’s literally thousands of allotment plots in my city and i still placed so huge achievement 🥹♥️
it’s competition day 🪴
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
10 games to get to know me

qt with yours
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
oh they are so good wtf
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Recipe testing my homemade autumn chutney (pending baking)
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
big basket of dried butter beans from the archway ! I dropped the basket it was that heavy 🥺
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
this getting nearly 100k likes on the other site, transphobes are of course being completely normal about it and not stroking the fuck out
the way terfs can’t decipher humour and sarcasm is great because I’m trying to give them an aneurysm
October 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
if I paid for premium on Twitter I would’ve made bank but I refuse to also give that man my own money
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
the way terfs can’t decipher humour and sarcasm is great because I’m trying to give them an aneurysm
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
what are you doing to me French Twitter
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
men are so funny bc how you gonna police my body when you can’t even keep your own hair on your head, focus on your own problems baldo and fix them whispies
October 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
had my lovely French friend round for lunch today and I asked her to read this aloud and it sounded so beautiful but she was like ummmm they’ve just called you a slut and a pig basically 😂

the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao
October 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it’s soup season bitches
October 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
missed my bois but one of them shat on my slippers

guess who
October 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM